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Beennkumar:
Eid-al-Fitr

Eid-el-Fitr is not the same as Eid-el-Kabir na

Babe2sure:
Really? Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are. Dre11 is your best friend sef. So, what are we talking about?

Are you implying that you are yourself a liar since you also happen to be his.....?

Ese, e ku oro enu. Off course, I am gonna do a thorough research not a half baked one. Whereever it swings, if it is chelsea, no problem, the more the merrier niyen. So, wherever,I don't want my fragile heart broken. trust me on making the right choice.

Okies ma'am . How is your Sunday going?

jobsat34:
my bet is a first half draw.. Lets hope utd didnt concede frm set pieces before d end of half time..

Unfortunately, Everton lost their chance to make it a draw in first half.

Intacta:
I did not say so..

Hehehehe . Its ok ma'am, you look Intacta anyway .

How's your Sunday going?

isalegan2:
No, I dey Ikorodu.

Na Ileya bring me there.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXS_kPJo5Ds

N'Ikorodu Elukumede. Elukumede mede. Elukumede mede.

Omo Akenigbo. K'eru o ba ara ona. Omo Asalejeje bi eni wipe ko r'obinrin ri.


BTW, Nitlad, are you from from Ikorodu?

And you are finally reawakened from your long slumber .


S'omo Ikorodu n'iwo ni?

SpcAgtOko:


Baby come sing to me and propose like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGY0TRisEpA

BYOOOOOOTIFUL .

SpcAgtOko:


Baby come sing to me and propose like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGY0TRisEpA

*downloading*

Intacta:
Noooo... Is from "virgo intacta"

Oh!!! So you're a "Virgo Intacta"?

Beennkumar:
We already celebrated ours in July.

What exactly was being celebrated?

SpcAgtOko:
Yes..

*pulls him to the ground and kisses him*

https://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/3/4/0/8/6/1/passionate-kiss-70611049009.jpeg

I brought a gift for you love. *whispers to him: It is two tickets to a romantic show*

https://www.attorneyoffice.com/files/2013/11/gift.jpg

*kisses her back*

Oh really? When is the show sweetheart?

Elvisonjack2:

Howdy bro?

rozzay:
Alto sir

Ok. I'm contemplating joining the choir again. I used to be a chorister too .

Ksslib:
Na wa o. Ostrich shey u dey hear?

Ok JB. We all sha still hope to see a significant increase in number of drunk girls here. cos na when dem drink dem go begin talk truth about their E-life..

After 12.. Make man go crash abeg..

No wahala sir. Goodnyt

SpcAgtOko:
lol Don't worry baby, he is just trying to get you in trouble.. I know you wouldn't be alone with any women

Thanks dear . So anything for me?

Intacta:
Guess

Intact A, your first name starts with A?

fabulousdame:
just normal

Ok. So when do you resume?

Ceasar1:
*Wakes up and peeps in*

*Sees two married ladies and the bar man - Alone*

*Covers head with blanket and goes back to sleep*

Hehe . Chief Ceasar1. You should look properly o. I'm not alone with any married women o .

sameer1212:
toh thanks... saida safe, ahuta da gajiya.

Toh. Allah kai mu lafiya .

dechandel:
I'm asking because i didn't get any sallah meat from any of my so called muslim friends
I thought you were one so i'd vent my anger on you

You're not alone dear. I didn't get any either but I consoled myself with drinks

fabulousdame:
thanks luv..how re u?

I'm fine. How is your weekend going?

dechandel:
Yea
Fulfiling my take home to momma girl obligations







Uncle Jbluv55
Good evening..
Are you a muslim

Evening once again Dear .

A Muslim? Of course not!!! Why do you ask?

Intacta:
nooooooooo

Oh K! I guess that was a wrong observation then.

So what's the mystery surrounding your username?

fabulousdame:
hello everyone..i'm kind of in a good mood,though i dont really like to share my private business on the internet. i feel i should share this with my e-family. after years of trying to gain admission, i actually went to a private school (madonna) dat dint work, i left cos i couldnt bear it. i finally gained admission in my state uni. though not wat i always wanted, buh it's a nice course(microbiology) and i thank God

Congratulations dear. I'm so happy for you . Microbiology is a good course to study dear.

Success shall continue to be yours, Amen!!!

Ksslib:
Jb this your bar sef get as e be sha.

Person no dey ever see drunk girls here. If not, Paedophile ochon nd jekyll for be your number one customers.

Abeg no dey dilute drinks. So the ministry can move forward.

But we don't dilute drinks here sir. Just that the men are so stingy they can't buy enough drinks to make the girls get drunk . I've heard you all the same sir!!!

Beennkumar:
Sir Jb,

We are fine. How are you?

Good to know that you are fine sire . I'm doing great too .

Any Sallah celebrations @ your side?

rozzay:
Sir jbluv55, sammy dear. Ayam going home o, pweety drunk nd my dear olubukato is vexing dat am out late. Gnyte o. Sir jb*whispers tmoro after church we ll cont our discussion*

Its alright ma'am . Sleep well .

sameer1212:
hi jbluv55 i heard u hv a bar wel, can u help me with a bottle of wata? cos aint take alcohol

Rankadede maigida . Sannu da zuwa .

A bottle of water right away sire .

*serves him*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Dasani.jpg

Intacta:
I'm fine. Thanks.. How's business?

Business is moving Lady Intacta. You seem to be more active @ night ma'am.

rozzay:
Sowy sir*whispering deres one fine boy here I think I like him*

Really? *whispers back to her*......who might that be?

Beennkumar:
Dechandel sweetie, I've seen you online.

dechandel:
I wanted to holla
But i thought you would be sleeping

Howdy?

Young lovers how are you two?

rozzay:
Ayam a chorister so tis a must

Lovely! Meaning you must have a very sweet voice.

Which do you take - alto or soprano?

AfricanApple:
5 seasons. though I'm still in season two but I might be switching off and on to 24hrs, its an old film too

I think there's a 6th season for Vampire Diaries .


I've finished watching Jack Bauer's 24 up till the 12th episode of season 9 . I'm not sure if there are plans to make it 24 episodes.