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Fashion › Re: I Have Noticed Nigerians Abroad Look Fresher Than Nigerians In Naija by Jbluv55(m): 3:51pm On Oct 04, 2014
Bunchersstab:
Jbluv55 can u pls take this other n add a plate of fresh fish pepper soup ?

*I hope Jbluv55 will attend to me*
What's up bro?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:50pm On Oct 04, 2014
AfricanApple:
I say let me finish cooking before inviting u, hope say special agent no go fex


becos I go sama u meat, drink and babes
Hahahaha cheesycheesy. She nor go vex because I'll be coming with her na grin.

So there's no point getting another babe for me winkgrin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:43pm On Oct 04, 2014
AfricanApple:
pls tell dat guy to get out of dis thread
Wetin the guy do ma'am? cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:38pm On Oct 04, 2014
Babe2sure:
I am not a fan of any football club o. I don't understand ABC of footballing sef. Not my turf.

How was the patronage yesterday?
Haba!! Who con dey tell me say you be Bayern Munchen fan? undecided

Anyway, oya join Chelsea na grin.

Adupe l'owo Olorun tinz dey move o grin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:27pm On Oct 04, 2014
farano:
*looks furtively through the window of our honeymoon* cheesy

hmmm everywhere dry...
jbluv55, the thing no dey tire you? grin


*pecks my honey obinoscopy, closes curtain cheesy* hehehehehe sallah no concern us
Hehehehe cheesycheesygrin. My sweetheart and I just finished part 1 of the honeymoon o grin.

Oya make una come chop Sallah meat o grin.

*checks on MondiSweets in the kitchen and notices She's almost done with preparing the meat grin*

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:23pm On Oct 04, 2014
FrancisTony:
https://nigeriamasterweb.com/blog/media/blogs/a/NairaNotes.jpg
Correct!!!! Oya na. Make we con celebrate, I just finish one Sallah meat like that winkgrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:14am On Oct 04, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
Tanks Swit cheesy
You're welcome dear. Shey na Elephant una dey kee today abi? grin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:13am On Oct 04, 2014
lertee:
Thanks sir,i wish you the same..
So all these people are muslims? Wow

Goodmorning
Yes they are ma'am wink. Tho' none of them invited us over to chow Sallah meat and they refused to also come and declare drinks for us, Nawa o grin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:06am On Oct 04, 2014
FrancisTony:
Jbluv55, today is my 1year anniversary of joining Nairaland. So, I'm expecting a merriment to serve everybody here. shocked tongue cool
Hahahaha cheesycheesy. Happy 1st Year Anniversary bro smiley. And it coincides with Sallah Celebration cool.

Oya bring money o so we can declare the party o winkgrin.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:55am On Oct 04, 2014
mismore:
Tnk u xo xo much...
You're welcome More. How is the celebration going?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:49am On Oct 04, 2014
AfricanApple:
hmmmm, same to u my brother, ram scarce for my angle here o. neighy mbok no chop alone o

is xtarxhyne a Muslim or u just wishung her?
even u, are u are u a muslim
I'm not a Muslim mami, while XtarXhyne is wink.

How are you?
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Ishilove by Jbluv55(m): 7:04am On Oct 04, 2014
Belated Birthday Greetings to you Ishilove. Hope you enjoyed yourself yesterday.

I guess its never too late to wish you Long Life and Prosperity in good health. May God grant all your heart's desires. Amen.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op):
neighy: i had to tie my ram to my belt hole... So if u go steal am steal me join
GoodMawninG PEOPLE
Barka Da Sallah Abokina neighy

https://img.naij.com/n/0a/e/eid-el-kabir-timeline1.jpg

Barka da Sallah Harlos, Shugamania, Lertee, XtarXhyne, AfricanApple, Mismore
Culture › Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Jbluv55(m): 6:50am On Oct 04, 2014
jacabi: Na tashi lafiya. *pls, translate, "ina gajiya"*
Well in hausaland, I guess its a norm to ask about whether one is tired in the morning.

Gajiya = tiredness

Ina gajiya = how is tiredness(literal) to which you should answer "ba gajiya" which means "no tiredness".

But if you are feeling tired, you answer "akwai gajiya" grin.
Culture › Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Jbluv55(m): 6:26am On Oct 04, 2014
jacabi: Barka da salah jama'a!
Barka da Sallah Abokina smiley.

jacabi: Oga jbluv55, Innakwana!
Lafiya. Ina gajiya? Ka tashi lafiya?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:22am On Oct 04, 2014
rozzay: Yea kinda tired, ill be bak moro. Nyte sire, nyte all
Sleep well ma'am smiley.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:15am On Oct 04, 2014
miztola: yels oscouff grin
Have you had any personal experiences?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:50pm On Oct 03, 2014
DoctorFaust welcome to NL relaxation center.

*guides him to a seat*

How has your day been today and what shall I offer you sir?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
rozzay: Yes sir
Okay!!! You prolly want to try get some rest now abi?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:45pm On Oct 03, 2014
rozzay: Awwwww thank u sir, she ll hear. Sowy I was occupied with d wedding I went nd I had to render my wooing lines in d bus, ayam sooo tired. How r u guys, Dre11 hello
Aaaww!!! Eeya. Shey it was the trad wedding abi?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:43pm On Oct 03, 2014
Mondisweets: very well, if i cook for u, u wont want me to leave your kitchsn again cheesy
In that case you can consider yourself employed but under one condition o wink
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2014
Mondisweets: the cook na
How well can you cook?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:50pm On Oct 03, 2014
KingTom: Now that you are here, the table is set for you and dre11 oya enjoy your date.
***Returns to grave***
grin grin grin
shockedshockedshocked
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:48pm On Oct 03, 2014
Mondisweets: Jbluv im looking for a job
shockedshockedshocked Seriously? As what? Cleaner or security woman? cheesycheesygrin
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
IrishKez: Seems like I have a namesake now in nl
Pls I'll love to meet your guest if you don't mind cheesy
Welcome dear smiley. What shall we offer you this byoootiful Friday night? grin
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
daveP: Jbluv55 and chibwike... Your rating please. (signal to morris strauber and Gustavo to get set)
Oh!!! TENOVERTEN sir winkgrin.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:39pm On Oct 03, 2014
IrishKez: Until I see that which my counterparts saw there would be no response. cheesy
Buhahahaha cheesycheesygrin. Okies I've heard you ma'am wink.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:31pm On Oct 03, 2014
SpcAgtOko: kiss
Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, its obvious to all present that my choice is no other than SpcAgtOko cool.

I believe I won't be wrong to sweep my princess off her feet and fly away with her grin.

Thanks to all for your support. We'll invite you all to our e-wedding which will be soon wink.

One Love to you all coolsmiley. DaveP note wink

*sweeps her off her feet and flies away with her*


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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:07pm On Oct 03, 2014
Ishilove: So Mynd44, I am supposed to woo you. Well, I see others declaring undying love... BULLSHIT!! grin

How can I say I love you when we hardly know each other?? Is that how love starts? Anyway, two strangers first become acquainted with each other, then friendship grows, then comes love. So Mynd44 darling, I am not in love with you wink

As Micheal Bolton sang, "how can we be lovers when we can be friends?"

I remember the first time we I saw your picture on facebook, I was like "so this skinny , though handsome nigga is the one roaring like a lion on NL? huh angry". However, as time moved on, I started feeling ancient stirrings in some deep, unnamed part of me. You confessed feeling the same way but I was sceptical. I mean, how can you, Mynd44 handle Ishilove? huh Seriously, how?

But overtime, you have showed me what a rich, warm personality you have beneath your dour exterior. You are full of mysteries, mysteries that I, Ishi, axe and pickle in hand intend to dig through in order to fathom what makes you tick. You intrigue me, Mynd44...and to be sincere, I send you die... wink wink



Mynd, will you be my special friend? I am not promising you heaven and earth. What I promise is much deeper and profound than those..if you're willing to give it a try... smiley
BRAVO!!!

*claps claps claps*
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2014
KingTom: Jbluv55 abeg give me a table for two, my guest (Irishkez) will be joining me shortly.
***Sips wine***
grin
Here you go sire smiley.

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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2014
krall: I think I saw daniel, david and goliath written inside. Which one of them is she wooing?
Buhehehehe cheesycheesygrin. You badt gan o

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