Fashion › Re: I Have Noticed Nigerians Abroad Look Fresher Than Nigerians In Naija by Jbluv55(m): 3:51pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Bunchersstab: Jbluv55 can u pls take this other n add a plate of fresh fish pepper soup ?
*I hope Jbluv55 will attend to me* What's up bro? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:50pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
AfricanApple: I say let me finish cooking before inviting u, hope say special agent no go fex
becos I go sama u meat, drink and babes Hahahaha   . She nor go vex because I'll be coming with her na  . So there's no point getting another babe for me   . |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:43pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
AfricanApple: pls tell dat guy to get out of dis thread Wetin the guy do ma'am?  |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:38pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
Babe2sure: I am not a fan of any football club o. I don't understand ABC of footballing sef. Not my turf.
How was the patronage yesterday? Haba!! Who con dey tell me say you be Bayern Munchen fan?  Anyway, oya join Chelsea na  . Adupe l'owo Olorun tinz dey move o  . |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:27pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
farano: *looks furtively through the window of our honeymoon* 
hmmm everywhere dry... jbluv55, the thing no dey tire you? 
*pecks my honey obinoscopy, closes curtain * hehehehehe sallah no concern us Hehehehe    . My sweetheart and I just finished part 1 of the honeymoon o  . Oya make una come chop Sallah meat o  . *checks on MondiSweets in the kitchen and notices She's almost done with preparing the meat  * https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/442550749.jpg |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 3:23pm On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:14am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: Tanks Swit  You're welcome dear. Shey na Elephant una dey kee today abi?  |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:13am On Oct 04, 2014 |
lertee: Thanks sir,i wish you the same.. So all these people are muslims? Wow
Goodmorning Yes they are ma'am  . Tho' none of them invited us over to chow Sallah meat and they refused to also come and declare drinks for us, Nawa o  . |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:06am On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:55am On Oct 04, 2014 |
mismore: Tnk u xo xo much... You're welcome More. How is the celebration going? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:49am On Oct 04, 2014 |
AfricanApple: hmmmm, same to u my brother, ram scarce for my angle here o. neighy mbok no chop alone o
is xtarxhyne a Muslim or u just wishung her? even u, are u are u a muslim I'm not a Muslim mami, while XtarXhyne is  . How are you? |
Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Ishilove by Jbluv55(m): 7:04am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Belated Birthday Greetings to you Ishilove. Hope you enjoyed yourself yesterday.
I guess its never too late to wish you Long Life and Prosperity in good health. May God grant all your heart's desires. Amen. |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 6:56am On Oct 04, 2014*. Modified: 7:41am On Oct 04, 2014 |
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Culture › Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Jbluv55(m): 6:50am On Oct 04, 2014 |
jacabi: Na tashi lafiya. *pls, translate, "ina gajiya"* Well in hausaland, I guess its a norm to ask about whether one is tired in the morning. Gajiya = tiredness Ina gajiya = how is tiredness(literal) to which you should answer " ba gajiya" which means " no tiredness". But if you are feeling tired, you answer " akwai gajiya"  . |
Culture › Re: HAUSALAND: Teach Me Hausa by Jbluv55(m): 6:26am On Oct 04, 2014 |
jacabi: Barka da salah jama'a! Barka da Sallah Abokina  . jacabi: Oga jbluv55, Innakwana! Lafiya. Ina gajiya? Ka tashi lafiya? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:22am On Oct 04, 2014 |
rozzay: Yea kinda tired, ill be bak moro. Nyte sire, nyte all Sleep well ma'am  . |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 12:15am On Oct 04, 2014 |
miztola: yels oscouff  Have you had any personal experiences? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:50pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
DoctorFaust welcome to NL relaxation center.
*guides him to a seat*
How has your day been today and what shall I offer you sir? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:47pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rozzay: Yes sir Okay!!! You prolly want to try get some rest now abi? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:46pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:45pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rozzay: Awwwww thank u sir, she ll hear. Sowy I was occupied with d wedding I went nd I had to render my wooing lines in d bus, ayam sooo tired. How r u guys, Dre11 hello Aaaww!!! Eeya. Shey it was the trad wedding abi? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:43pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Mondisweets: very well, if i cook for u, u wont want me to leave your kitchsn again  In that case you can consider yourself employed but under one condition o  |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Mondisweets: the cook na How well can you cook? |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:50pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
KingTom: Now that you are here, the table is set for you and dre11 oya enjoy your date. ***Returns to grave***
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:48pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
IrishKez: Seems like I have a namesake now in nl Pls I'll love to meet your guest if you don't mind  Welcome dear  . What shall we offer you this byoootiful Friday night?  |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:41pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
daveP: Jbluv55 and chibwike... Your rating please. (signal to morris strauber and Gustavo to get set) Oh!!! TENOVERTEN sir   . |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:39pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:31pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
SpcAgtOko:  Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, its obvious to all present that my choice is no other than SpcAgtOko .
I believe I won't be wrong to sweep my princess off her feet and fly away with her .
Thanks to all for your support. We'll invite you all to our e-wedding which will be soon .
One Love to you all  . DaveP note 
*sweeps her off her feet and flies away with her*https://completewellbeing.com/assets/2013/02/are-you-a-knight-in-need.jpg |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 10:07pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Ishilove: So Mynd44, I am supposed to woo you. Well, I see others declaring undying love... BULLSHIT!! 
How can I say I love you when we hardly know each other?? Is that how love starts? Anyway, two strangers first become acquainted with each other, then friendship grows, then comes love. So Mynd44 darling, I am not in love with you 
As Micheal Bolton sang, "how can we be lovers when we can be friends?"
I remember the first time we I saw your picture on facebook, I was like "so this skinny , though handsome nigga is the one roaring like a lion on NL? ". However, as time moved on, I started feeling ancient stirrings in some deep, unnamed part of me. You confessed feeling the same way but I was sceptical. I mean, how can you, Mynd44 handle Ishilove? Seriously, how?
But overtime, you have showed me what a rich, warm personality you have beneath your dour exterior. You are full of mysteries, mysteries that I, Ishi, axe and pickle in hand intend to dig through in order to fathom what makes you tick. You intrigue me, Mynd44...and to be sincere, I send you die... 
Mynd, will you be my special friend? I am not promising you heaven and earth. What I promise is much deeper and profound than those..if you're willing to give it a try...  BRAVO!!! *claps claps claps* |
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [ladies' Edition]. The D-day! by Jbluv55(m): 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
krall: I think I saw daniel, david and goliath written inside. Which one of them is she wooing? Buhehehehe    . You badt gan o |