₦airaland Forum

cirmuell: *leaves the bar angrily * *returns later with a lorry to empty the bar before he leaves the massage parlor* stick with your new found profession.

There's room for negotiation sha if you want your goods back

chimkaire: Fine, thank you. And you?

AirborneLacer: Bluv murder must be your hobby

I'm on two bottles of God lager and here you are offering Snake Venom

I bet you've been admiring my wife and you think this is your best chance to send this bloke to his early grave abi?

MizMyColi: I shouldn't bother asking how you've been.
Everywhere around here reeks of positive energy

chimkaire:

cirmuell: like say i believe you. Make she cum first.

cirmuell: I have to stop her from taking this thing I guess

cdamsel: yes o,the babe is ukwuly endowed, u never hear?

MizMyColi: Amazing and Hilarious captures today's theme.
About to hit the sheet now

cdamsel: Fulani

cirmuell: hmm, okay...wait, duty? She's among your newly recruited waitresses?

AirborneLacer: Cirmuell you're telling me nothing.

What were you two doing on that fateful night?

Oscar Pistorius is a beautiful liar, dont break his feat

cirmuell: hehe i'll listen to her version of the story first.

cdamsel: I pray oooo,still claiming it,mine dey learn 4 where pple like laniky own dey,chai,that chick took 3 pple's hip/ass all to herself

cirmuell: As a matter of fact I can't remember whatever happened that fateful night. I know i left Alomosweets in the "caring" hands of Jb though.

AirborneLacer: Now I'm getting curious really.

What were the effects it had on you and Alomosweet?

Speaking in foreign tongues? Dancing shoki in a weird manner? Kissing Jbluv who we all know as the hitched bar man?

cdamsel: chei,ur turn go easy on me oooo

Jbluv55: CANDLE

AILFNU

Hint: A tribe in Nigeria

cirmuell: kikiki, you don't wanna keep the other customers waiting, do you? By the way, this is my own profession, it's what I'm good at


Closed the door right behind you when you step out. Thanks

JayKayMaybachz: Lol..... Nothing oooo. .. I will fix em all tomorrow.... yhu know weekend things....

cirmuell: true airbornelacer...just a bottle will do the magic. I'm a living testimony

Btw, Jb seen alomosweets around?

MizMyColi:

cdamsel: I had to read it again & u need see how hard I am laughing
Chei,u re so wrong,nothing gum the future & past

cirmuell: Boss, I say i wan learn, u con dey direct her to me.

SpcAgtOko: Yeah...or he is really good at avoiding people

Estimable: Dis one sugar coated......pls gv me water ooooo

AirborneLacer: Hehehe

Hope those ladies weren't throwing up their skirts?

The name of the drink alone is lethal enough to intoxicate a mind.

I doubt my ability in such 'sensitive' task.

Given that I'm married to someone I really adore on this board - MizMyColi, such task might not be well received by her.

Bluv I'm trying to be a better husband and yeah thanks for the drink

cdamsel: yep get it


DCANEL

Hint:its white & long

SpcAgtOko: Haha sweet. Nothing else dear

cirmuell: what to do? Call someone to attend to her of course *adjust his glasses* me, that is.

JayKayMaybachz: Lwkmd Mehn me no dhey speak Yoruba ooo... I only understand igbo and my native dialect

AirborneLacer: Snake venom? Man you're a crank genius - I'd pass

God lager all the way, that liquid has a special effect on me.

So what's new? I've been missing in action for a long while.