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PrincessB1: Whispers to his shell-like in low tune, am dadis Princess no 1..... Nw u knw But dat byootifl......Dat isnt d real name......

*whispers back to her*......so what is the real name then? Baby?

KelvinGraphics: Please i wouldnt mind U offer her Frankben's head. That guy is a wahala to me. Ah swear

Thanks bro. *thumbs up*

Why market they move small small na, dont u think we need to do some Jinglez or probably up our package, what do U think?

I would need to confirm from her if she really would want his head o but mind you his head would include his lips and tongue which are enough to still perform some magic on her o . So are you sure you still want me to proceed with that?

You're welcome .

No worry, we go do publicity soon .

Tuntheycr7: En En ? To me that's a big time enjoyment oo.

So Wch part of d planet Earth are you residing @ ?

How are you tonight sire?

cdamsel: never heard of it sef,yoruba movie?

Nah, not Nigerian o. Its a Nollywood movie where an English visitor on a very important mission to a particular community has to learn the language so he can communicate fluently with people.

A 'sleeping dictionary' is then attached with him to teach him the language and cater for other 'needs' he might have and I'm sure you know the rest of the story .

So would you be needing one?

Did he lose a pearl?

Heresy

Hullo missmossy and erryborry. Hope ya'll enjoying your weekend?

JayKayMaybachz: Am from the south south part of Nigeria

Okies . I think that's the only region in Naija that I've not had opportunity of visiting or passing through.

Maybe one of these days .

So how are you finding the weather?

cdamsel: no b all of us 4 nl go school abeg which 1 b sleeping dictionary?

Its a movie ma'am . Haven't you watched it?

PrincessB1: U funny die .... The B is the initial of my first name nd i fink u can guess d rest

Hahahaha . Now I understand ma'am . So someone else beat you to the creation of the nick PrincessB .

*whispers to her*......so does B mean Byootiful?

JayKayMaybachz: Hahahahhahaa .... Mehn ah have affiliation with some German descent

but you do not speak the language?

So which state are you from then?

Shikaamaru: Lol, I will gulp everything down.
As long as it wouldn't render me inactive.

Buhehehehe . Render inactive how?

KelvinGraphics: Oga U no well ooo.

As per that package, I am cooking up some stuffs, definitely i might be rounding up tomorrow, so the stuff will be ready lets say on Sunday.

How Market today na??

Hahahaha . Shall I offer her somborry else's head then?

No problems with that, I got you covered .

market dey move small small o .

PrincessB1: Fyn tnx

You're welcome PrincessB1 . So when do we get an invite to the palace of the B1 royal family?

cdamsel: ice-cream with sprinkles,chei wat ll my life be without ice-cream & cakes

Hmmm.....interesting combination you ask for ma'am .

Here you go

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SpcAgtOko: Pirate today and cowgirl tomorrow


I'm traveling to a land far away.

Okies .

Am I invited to this 'land far away'?

Shikaamaru: Working and sleeping sire.

Well-done woo, you've really been good to my standd. Thank You oga JB.

That's why we are here sire - to make you feel good .

I hope you like the drinks you were served?

The lady asked that I serve you fish .

*serves him*

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cdamsel: dobale
Forgive my yoruba

You are pardoned ma'am .

*whispers to her*......you'll be needing a 'sleeping dictionary' if you plan on getting a good grasp of the language .

SpcAgtOko: HAPPY PIRATE DAY!!



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Hello fellow Pirate . Where are we sailing to today?

Welcome Princess .

cdamsel: oh no,pls leave his head where it is o

Hehehehe . Okay that means you'll have something else so what's it gon be ma'am?

JayKayMaybachz: Lwkmd..... Chai!! *Falls from 3 storey building* Mehn ah swahili instead

Buhehehehe

*spreads mattress for him to fall on *

I asked because of your moniker o . The last part sounds German .

*sights darefestus @ the entrance, approaches and ushers him in *

Welcome sire

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer you sir?

standd: Thanks Jbluv
Shikaamaru, come in here.
Tonight is the night of 'Tearing of boxers'

Hiohiohiohio

You're always welcome mami standd .

And Here's Shikaamaru's combo

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Would that be all pretty one?

cdamsel: definitely na,who won serve us?una go b online on-lookers running errands as well
Abeg what's 4 lunch?

Buhahahaha . Okay o .

We have everything you could possibly want ma'am....*whispers to her*......including KelvinGraphics head if you so wish to have it .

cdamsel: dubale(dont know if I spelt that well)
Thanks mami
I promise to be a wonderful grand daughter

Did you mean to say 'dobale' or 'tuale'?

AfricanApple: to ba fe mo wa son owo

Elo ni ma san o mami?

AfricanApple: special being

Hmmm......I hope he's not the inspiration behind the siggy?

standd: Not you babes

Erm, JBluv55 kindly serve my baby a glass of chilled Baileys cream and Alomo Bitters + Origin ( I have plans for him tonight).Then a plate of hot pepper soup and Chilled fruit wine for me.

this combo na helele

Here's your pepper soup

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And your wine

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Lemme bring your maigida's combo .

cdamsel: oh yes he is,we going for a picnic tomorrow

Really?

Are we invited to join in?

Shikaamaru: Oga JB, How market na?

You've been managing your bar quite astonishingly.
So many keepers, friends and damsels around floating...

Hehe . We've been managing sire . Welcome. How have you been?

PrincessB1: Tnx sire, Hw is work?........ am its friday

Good PM Princess . Yes its Friday and time to relax. How was ur day?

teeo: A bottle of Orijin would do.

Here you go sire .

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