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miztola:
Good morning captain!
I'm reporting for duty....which of dem threads are we covering today?

Hehehe . General Tola to sweet to buriful .

Na here we go enter later to go greet the baiday girl FlawlessS

www.nairaland.com/1992472/happy-birthday-queen-flawlesss

AfricanApple:


if I rape u now dem go say I wicked

Impossicant . Na with that your tiny waist you wan take molest me? .

AfricanApple:
all these guys eh! too much enjoyment can kill

Lack of enjoyment kees faster joor

kilokeys:
niccuh.. u r worded

Chief megakeys , good morning sire .

rozzay:
Lol

Morning lady Rozzay . Hope you slept well.

Miztola omo to segzy . Good morning dear .

Esmeraldar:
Good morning dear. Hope you are feeling stronger by the minute?
Please can i get a glass of water with the bill on you?

Good morning and here you go ma'am

https://blog.financialstrategiesforlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/glass-of-water.jpg

jobsat34:
i was around during the day yesterday, no one was on hand to attend to me..

where is neighy ?

Aaaww!!!! Sorry sire, I was indisposed y'day .

Good morning .

KiddaBlingzz:
Sir jbluv55. Morning.


Please i need to eat an AfricanApple sir. Don't forget to add a lil Rozzay to step it down

Hehehe . Morning bro .

You can pick one AfricanApple from here

https://www.westafricacooks.com/africa/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/image/african_apple.jpg

And Here's your Rozzay

https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1292196364_2005-rietvallei-special-select-juanita-rose-2.jpg

Na Friday be the first elimination?

Tovot:
@ jbluv55 and dre11 - see ur life outside , shiooooor ! Both of you are behaving like eni ti won ko ila fun , none of you should disturb me today o, if not, na pankere go answer una.

Good morning to you too dear .

Emi kuku ko'la tele sugbon Jesu ni Olurapada

Idowuogbo:
Wagbayi omo wa

E Seun modupe mami . Bawo ni night?

Idowuogbo:
Shall we get party started gaddemmit!

No breakfast ni? Deejayharry1, Aunty Bado in da house and you no make arrangements? Kai! *claps* Yisa,take me home

For the mama ke .

Oya make you take coffee brush mouth first na

https://www.catholicvote.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/coffee-ending.jpg

*packs all packables, closes bar*

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*whistling while walking away*

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Amefrica:
Thanks so much, baami. This means a lot!

You're welcome bro .

Make I close bar for tonight make me sef fit crash small .

Tashamania:
Thannks
Yeah, I took para and slept off. I'm very okay now tho

You should still try get some rest dear, you need it .

Lemme also close the bar for tonight .

Amefrica:
Hahaha! He's aware and he gat my back...

Its alright bro, me sef go dey your back . I wish you the best .

Tashamania:
yes ohh was having a bad headache.

Eeya, Pele!!! Did you take any drugs?

miztola:
You na my boss na so I obey the last command
Too many crazies on that thread

I gats force myself sleep before I go de nod on top person work for morning

Oya obey the last command - go to bed o . Emi na fe lo sun die .

Amefrica:
Yes oo! Hahaha There'll be

No lele, hope Beennkumar is aware of your participation sha?

Tashamania:
, I'll be busy but if I have the time, I will.
stop spamming threads with campaign, it might earn you a ban.

Nightcrawler Tasha . You slept and woke up abi?

miztola:
If ma eyes spoil na u I go hold,I de gist jejely with u for here before u mention that funny thread

You just need to go through the thread.

Hehehe . I ask you to jump inside fire and you sef do am, you be baby ni?

Me sef don peruse wetin I fit jare. I don taya to dey view .

Mondisweets:
wine doesn't make me drunk, only beer does
can you get me sleeping pills though, im restless

Who told you that wine doesn't get peeps drunk?

And which beer have you taken that really got you drunk?

khiaa:
May 6, I didn't know him then. We met right after the cyber blast on NL. When is your birthday? I think Truckpusher got up and ran away, so you are the winner by default.
I will check you later, I have a run to make.

Mine is June 12 . Till laterz Khiaa .

Mondisweets:
don't worry another bottle of wine will say thank u to me

Oya take and enjoy

https://www.kiss-wine.com/images/redwine.jpg

miztola:
I de de hyperactive some nights like this one

That Mr NL verification thread na die....I don laff sotay eye de pepper me

Nor damage your fine eyes o . And if you do nor be me o

Amefrica:
Abeg vote for your boy ooo..

Amefrica for Mr NL .

I hear there will be an elimination round on Saturday?

Mondisweets:
he dragged my matress from me and in the careless one chai you just broke my heart.

Jbluv please I need more wine to mend my broken heart

Broken heart indeed . No mor wine for you Mondi, I don't want to be held responsible for getting you drunk .

Dahjhi:
nor mind her by there quote z we shall know d care-less ladies.... zzzzzzz

You nor serious o, you suppose dey tell her "Thank You" na .

Mondisweets:
bring back my matress

That your tiny mattress? Dayjhi has absconded with it o

But you can have that other fine one over there .
*points at the comfy mattress*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Shifman_Mattress_Set.JPG

miztola:
Aye aye captain!

E be like say na for night you sef dey dey hyperactive abi?

Mondisweets:
pour more na. what thread?

When someone suddenly turned to 'Nobody' noni .

Oya take more but that would be the last o, I don't want you getting drunk

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