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miztola:
Who else if not you and bukatto?

Hahaha . Me nor dey contest na . So na Bukatto and Truckpusher be that

khiaa:
Wetting it up on a daily basis!! Hummmmmm, that sounds ------. I have been taking care of my garden all by myself.

You're a bad boy JB.

PS...... I think you better go and handle your business with Truckpusher.

Hehehehe.....never mind him, he's just trying to be a 'Dog in the Manger' .

miztola:
Na that strategy sure pass o

Hehehehe . Who be your candidate for Mr NL na?

MissSlimbody:
Ok...odi owuro

Sleep well Slimshady .

MissSlimbody:
Segzy ko, segun ni

Yeah, I dey treat malaria

Pele o, ajasegun lo ma ja o .

The malaria shall be no more by the time you wake up from your slumber later .

miztola:
When you de even sleep sef

I do sleep na . Just that there are some nights I'm very hyperactive .

Truckpusher:
Hehe
Rule number 1: Do not fight a brother over a woman,just take yours lemme take my turn and the world goes round.
There is love in sharing they say.

Rule Number 2: Learn to wait for your turn no matter how long it takes

MissSlimbody:
Bobo yi ma se ra e l'ese o

Ma dami lohun jare, I just have some stuffz to takia of this night/morning - I work best @ night .

Truckpusher:
This isn't a joke jb.
I've never seen a girl that is so angry with everything.
even my little expensive pranks that put smiles on the face of ladies that I've come across was to her a no go area.
Na so I run for my life

She calls me everyday trying to sound nice but I ain't that stewpid to run along with an angry woman.

Actually, if there's anything I despise mor than being idle its an angry lady .

My mum used to be like that which is why I even loved my stepmum more than I did her .

What I believe is that anger worsens situations rather than helping them.

I once had a GF who even tells me there is a point in time at night that she doesn't like to see anyone around her or speak to anyone(even on Fone). She claims that's just the way she is even after I don suggest plenty ways of changing her methods . Baba na so I run o .

AfricanApple:
wetin be TDB, u know say I be Bush girl


no p na, dat jacabii guy is really serious,

TillDayBreak lo n jebe o

Dopeyomi:
Do yσυ remember this guy #akboze Before Nairaland got tsunamized

Sure bro, na you?

dre11:
She didn't carry the key
Am sure the key still has extra

Maybe she went to meet ur wife and took the extra with her



Because the one u gave me is still with me

Na two keys I give you na, you don allow Tovot carry one disappear. I go change the locks later today .

AfricanApple:
I know, dats why I mentioned u.
what u have to do is, make a list of the words u will like to know their meaning and tag either of these people : PARETOMASTER, jbluv55, snowprince07

@ your service ma'am . Tis been a long while I visited these parts .

Will resume to class later today .

miztola:
you don carry come again o
brain bursting.

Na those lips we go carry campaign for you na . Lips that will make even the judges miscount votes

dre11:
Me self gentle

*yinmu and flashes teeth like KingTom*

Truckpusher:
I'm a gentle man but I wasn't gentle to SpcAgtOko today.
You know that awkward moment when you find out that your ex is sleeping with the barman you patronize.

Arsenic and cyanide isn't expensive you know.

Baba why you dey terrorize my woman na?

*corks gun*

AfricanApple:
no be my fault say e dey shake o, na god do am like dat, so just turn face


and face ya work

I don face my work o.....*brushes past the apples and runs away*

MissSlimbody:
Na where d sleep dey?

I don soak am inside coffee

khiaa:
Hello JB: My garden is growing nicely, it won't be long now.

Hehehe . The ever cunny lady Khiaa . So you've been wetting it on a daily basis or do you have a 'gardener' that has been assisting?

MissSlimbody:
Oya, go sleep

Sleep ke? Nor be now o . Sleep nor dey my eye

SpcAgtOko:
Ive been using the back door
Miss you love

Aaawww!!! My baby is here eventually . Missed you honey

Why have you been using the backdoor na?

dre11:
As in truckpusher Don carry her go and then one they play me left and right



But
Emi ti gbon

I nor talk anything o .

miztola:
Hahahahaha
With you by my side,no shakes!

African Beauty with sensuous lips . E nor easy .

AfricanApple:
enu e ti fe. too much enjoyment dey kill man pikin o,

You sef dey carry those two African Apples waka dey dangle am for my face, you nor sabi say na temptation .

missberrypop5:
Hahahahahahahaha, i like this song die

Hahahahahahahaha(make I laf like you small ).

Enjoy yasef while you can, I go find korrect Olisadebe for you next time

jobsat34:
*in obj voice* i dey kampe oo...

Baba o, e be like say you dey sneak enter sneak comot ni abi?

AfricanApple:
Jb, no tell me say u sef still open eyes by this time

Na TDB I wan do o .

I go visit our hausa class tomorrow .

dre11:
**** put the keys in mah pocket... Inside the inner chamber where no hand will touch it**** unless someone want to wake up the third leg

She don carry the key na, you nor sabi say Tovot na sharp geh ni?

miztola:
My sweetest boss toh sure!!
Double twale for u!!

Tollipop . Bawo ni? Na your turn to contest Miss NL next season o .

Tovot:
Hahahaha, see u.. Dre11 gave me a spare key when you emplyed him. How do you think I escape when everyone is looking for me? Ntoi .

No wahala, na chain I go use hold you next time .

Truckpusher:
I met an angry girl that I'd never wish to see in my life.
Jb and kingtom have guys met an angry girl before?

Once you get life, e sure say you must everly meet moody peeps . That angry girl may be the one that'll vouch for you tomorrow .

rozzay:
Ok lemme invoke his spirit this nyte(don't ask me how sir) am sure he ll be here tmoro.

Hahahaha . I trust you na .