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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:52pm On Nov 11, 2014

Tovot:
Go and chop your gist, I dont want to hear again. I dont want anything from your bar, ayav vex!

Tovoto baby ma se bo se to na grin

Nairaland General › Re: ** by Jbluv55(m): 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2014*

FlawlessS......the one and only Flawless Princess of Nairaland,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sweet One . You deserve the best but you ain't gonna get the best ........

YOU ARE GETTING WHAT'S BETTER THAN THE BEST.

Lemme go make arrangements for what's needed to ensure just that .

DeeJayHarry, One Love to you bro. Will be back .

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:41pm On Nov 11, 2014

rozzay:
Add some african apples to it sir.

Here are your African Apples for you and AfricanApple grin

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:38pm On Nov 11, 2014

BreezyRita:
Tired but fine.... You

Pele

. I'm not so tired today like I was y'day cool

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So what did you bring for the boyz and gehz? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:36pm On Nov 11, 2014

Veeey:
It's no p sir!

A busy man such as you, is permitted to get carried away every once a while .

Thank you for understanding sire

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So what does Veeey mean? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:34pm On Nov 11, 2014

Veeey:
Code-writer? Bobs! You've got skills...

please, enlighten me. What does it take to become one - a code writer? I guess you must have been learning for a long time now.

And thanks for the compliment .

Actually you've got to be IT inclined and be interested in Computers and how they function. Of course some peeps can only comfortably afford to learn how to use them while others are interested in how they carry out their work. Its like human-study, could be complex at times but the trick is to be patient and persevering wink

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Plenty of my courses in school were based on computers and how to make them perform advanced tasks cool

. However, even without prior knowledge of these things you could still learn. It depends very much on interest - just like learning a new dialect/language.

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:27pm On Nov 11, 2014

rozzay:
Awwww thank u sir.

You're welcome mami Rozzay

. Where is sameer1212 na?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:26pm On Nov 11, 2014

jobsat34:
evening sire...

Baba agbalagba grin

. How has your day been na?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:25pm On Nov 11, 2014

Truckpusher:
Quit asking questions that would send a brother to the bench for a long time.

Sorry sir! I don adjust myself grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2014

Tovot:
Mstchew , Go away jare. Even thought you had gist sef.

I get gist na grin

Werin make I serve you first? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2014

Tashamania:
more or less

Torh!!! But are you sure you are the only shareholder on that truck he's pushing? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:20pm On Nov 11, 2014

Truckpusher:
This guy could be adding date rape into your drink.......I don't trust bar men that works alone and late into the night

Hehe ,I'm afraid lil jb did some push ups.

Buhahahaha cheesy

. I nor dey do hidden work na, I nor dey even open drinks for customer cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:18pm On Nov 11, 2014

Tashamania:
Never did..

Besyds, it was never a game and never will be...

I feel tipsy, BTW. Jbluv55, what was inside the water you served me?

Chei!!!! Mami Tasha, the water wen I give you was unopened o......*whispers to her*.... but that time wey YOUR Truckpusher waka come e be like say na im carry that water o. I nor talk anything o lipsrsealed

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:16pm On Nov 11, 2014

AfricanApple:
I hope so too.
been having fun ever since I dropped

yes o jbluv55 more drinks: a bottle of rozzay pls

Here's your Rozzay for you and Rozzay grin

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:13pm On Nov 11, 2014

dre11:
Haven't u seen her or other still dreaming

Who is her na? Abi why you dey talk in parables? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:12pm On Nov 11, 2014

Tashamania:
you welcome dearie

jbluv take care of this girl for me..anything she wants give her, I mean anything!

Erm.....I nor get 'anything' o, na only food and drinks and gists I get cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:11pm On Nov 11, 2014

Truckpusher:
Come here.
you wan spoil market?

No ooo, the owner of the truck dey hia na, why I go con allow make the truck ~~carry~~ push another person go? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:08pm On Nov 11, 2014

MissSlimbody:
No appetite

Kilode na? Is it because of the k*b*k*s? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:06pm On Nov 11, 2014

AfricanApple:
I told him to give me rice before so thanks

jbluv55, she is paying my bills

Noted!

*walks up to Tashamania*

The lady sitting over there...*points @ AfricanApple*.....tells me you'll be responsible for her bills ma'am, shall I include hers in what I'm presenting to YOUR Truckpusher? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 8:01pm On Nov 11, 2014

Agnesgrace:
. Thankyou very much bro, Am currently okay but you can just offer me an apple juice. thanks...

Aha!!! There you are lady Agnes grin

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Here you go ma'am

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:57pm On Nov 11, 2014

Veeey:
Excuse me sir, @ Jbluv55.. Did you see my last mention?

Sorry I musta been carried away grin

. I think I've replied you now sir wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:55pm On Nov 11, 2014

Veeey:
woooh! Honestly, the site of that bottle is refreshing. . Thank you sir!

*Grabs his wrist gently* You did? I bet you enjoyed every bit of it.. Are you a fan of Robert Kiyosaki?

*wishpers back* No sir.. Although I should be one. I'm so lazy to get going and hone the skills. People been complimenting.

Although I've created random products, that I wouldn't call books.. Perharps ''short reports'' will fit better.

Are you a writer..? It appears you have an interest in it...

You're welcome sire

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Yeah I'm a fan but these days I read stuff more on Programming and the likes grin

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Becoming a writer - a good one - is a gradual process, ithink you've started well cool

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I'm a code-writer grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:40pm On Nov 11, 2014

rozzay:
Palm wine sir.

here you go ma'am

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:30pm On Nov 11, 2014

Bunchersstab:
Yea, give me kebab and red lebel

Here you go sire wink

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:25pm On Nov 11, 2014

Tashamania:
Thanks dearie.. your services here are superb

acchualli, I own the truck and I am the truck

Invariably you own the Truckpusher then grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:23pm On Nov 11, 2014

Truckpusher:
At the rate which they are going nowadays ,we should be looking at 10 to 12 kobokos

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:15pm On Nov 11, 2014

Truckpusher:
Go joor!
You be ashawo barman.
Dem no dey carry person girl friend go this kain bar.

Haba Oga

. Me nor dey woo ya geh na, just trying to ensure she ain't bore till you show up noni cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:07pm On Nov 11, 2014

rozzay:
I just wanna let bygones be. So can I have a drink, am thirsty!

Okies mami

. What drink do I serve you? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2014

rozzay:
Sir jbluv55 pls show us were to go for d interview. Lolz.

Haaa!!!!! My hand nor dey o Abeg o grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 7:03pm On Nov 11, 2014

MissSlimbody:
I no dey talk again

Ma ba'mi je

Buhahahaha cheesy

. Okay o motigbo grin

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Werin make I serve you? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 6:47pm On Nov 11, 2014

rozzay:
Lolz left to me dey shuld scrap it since d so called judges have no authority ova d psycophants on the thread. Am rily not interested.

Hahahaha

. Werin dem dey do there na? Abi dem don take over the thread ni? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 6:44pm On Nov 11, 2014

MissSlimbody:
Olorun o ni je

You mean you don't believe in variety being the spice of life? shocked

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