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chimkaire: good-morning, JB. Cirmuell's the "he" he came earlier in a car, later a jet, so, am expecting a submarine today .

Hahahaha . He is here now ma'am, shall I guide you to his table?

Victoriousvic: Hehehe.. sounds like a lot of fun. Unfortunately, I don't have any appetite for now.

Aaaww!!!! Is it because you slept early? Oya what song shall I play for you? Shall I play Loius Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World" for you?

And did the other song by Barry White eventually produce sound?

HFOG: Yes my dear. Many thanks. Blessings

Okies ma'am . You're welcome though I know not what kind of camp you were referring to .

BurntToast: Mi o get message rara
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After being patient for sooooooooooooo long, it wears on you.......... You literally 'run out' of patience and then, it's just short fuse for everything.......

Shey omo Yoruba n'iwo ni?

I understand your point of view. Most peeps lose it after a couple of disappointments - depression kinda sets in. Most especially nowadays that almost everyone is chasing 'waterfalls', its harder to be patient for anything. Which is the reason plenty follow the 'by hook or crook' means to achieve their end . Pity right?

MadCow1: Waiter...


The usual..

Welcome sire . *whispers to him*.....are you referring to 404?

Victoriousvic: Morning sir. Yeah I did.

How about you?

I sure did too. Today is Friday and its 'enjoyment galore' .

So what shall I offer you?

chimkaire: Hehe...tillhe comes along in a Sub-marine, I'll just wait. .

Hahahaha ....when you say 'he' are you referring to he?

BTW, morning ma'am .

Morning Victoriousvic . Hope you slept well .

MizMyColi: Good Morning JB

Oru dinma

I'm happier today too!

I literally woke the compound today.
I couldn't contain the inexplicable joy.

Here's wishing you great day ahead.

Good morning to you too ma'am . I'm sure happy that you are happier this morning . Signs of a good weekend I believe .

*whispers to her*......I'm sure something/someone must have triggered this joy in you, mind if I ask what/who?

sosiqdude: Don't like eating much...just offer me-- bread and hot fanta with cold akara....I prefer that.

Hahahaha . Hot fanta and cold akara indeed . Are you feeling like experimenting sir?

*serves him*

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So can I ask you a question sir?

Special invitation for Chocopearl

Mikael3 welcome sir .

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer you?

sosiqdude: $

Hmm... Have been to a bar.

Welcome brother . I've been instructed to give you VIP treatment .

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge while explaining to him that this is a bar and eatery and relaxation center where he can also socialize *

So what shall I offer you this morning?

texanomaly: just the usual please.

Here you go

[img]http://www.acquaeva.it/img/emozioni/bottiglia.jpg[/img]

harlos: My prediction na like 3-1. I would have gone for a clean sheet but you know they are still yet to lose...or better we win by 2 goals

Let's just keep fingers crossed and keep calm .

Emi ti n lo sun o. Odaro .

harlos: Don't worry again, nescafe yen make sense

Hehehehe .......ok then .

texanomaly: It's been a long day. How are you?

I'm fine ma'am . What shall I serve you?

harlos: The yoruba language has three sounds (do re mi)

When pronouncing "do" your voice goes down. "re" is the middle tone, like you are pronouncing A. "mi" is pronounced with your voice going up.....

now listen ENI is pronounced with the "re" sound. Its sounds "re re"
IYI the first I is pronounced as "re" while YI is pronounced as "do". It sounds "re do"
NIMI the NI is pronounced as "re" while the MI is pronounced as "mi". It sound "re mi"

Now pronounce this:
Eni (re re) iyi (re do) nimi (re mi)

*praying she will get it*

Perfect

SpcAgtOko: yeah.. I'd still slaughter it tho

If you listen to music at all, then that explanation should be enough. Just follow the Do Re Mi you know of in music and that's it.

luxanne:




LOL.

Yay Everyone! Our first guest after the NL crash Hello sosiqdude

Ahem!

On behalf of our abled mod (Obinoscopy) and all forum gamers, I welcome you to our comfy and fun abode

As the name of the section implies, its all about fun, fun, fun, that's how we roll on here, lol. With various fun threads (games) being created on here and most especially our hangout spot https://www.nairaland.com/1849516/nairaland-forum-games-hookup-relaxation/123 where everyone go unwind after a long day and which is well attended to by our one and only Jbluv (I see u both have met already ), you can never go wrong being in this section sosiqdude

And then finally, to be called and listed among the family members https://www.nairaland.com/1193535/forum-games-chat-thread-thread, you don't need to pay a fee or offer sacrifices for the rites to be conducted, lol, you'l only have to be on here for a while getting acquainted with fellow gamers and threads as well to be initiated into the ONE Family Embrace

Once again, you most welcome. Feel free to always ask questions when lost

And wow! I really didn't know there was a rap section on nl, I need to visit there soonest

Quarter finals are taking place today and rap lines are being dropped already o .

harlos: *sips his nescafe*
Oti di dandan, me sef dey fear hungry lions wey dey my side.
If elephant fall by chance dem go pounce on am ni.
*continue sipping his nescafe*

I believe in Chelsea sha and na home we con dey again, that one na double advantage which we must utilize. My hope just be say make we win like 3 - 0

harlos: Chai!
You av know me finish

I wan change my order abeg

Hehe. Wetin you wan change am to na?

texanomaly: Why are you people awake at this hour?

Hello Tex, welcome. How's your day going?

harlos: since I lost sleep already...make I take hour nescafe first


Hmmmm, na tight match e go be o, na remy go struck niyen o

Here you go

https://www.beirutnightlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/NESCAFE-MUG_HR_merge.jpeg

Chelsea must win that match by all means possible ni o, make Luxanne and SpcAgtOko nor con get mouth dey yab us .

xp17: like seriously, I wish I have food like this on my table every afternoon, throughout the summer.
if wishes were horses...

Its harlos' favorite too, he can feed on it 3 times a day, 7 days a week

SpcAgtOko: Probably

Hahahaha . Harlos would prolly teach you how to pronounce .

XP17, you nor like the garri wen I serve you ni?

harlos: I don't think there is anything you can do to help o.
The thing don clear pass owl own

Hehe. Broda Broda . So what do I offer you this morning?

This weekend's match for Chelsea na helele o

SpcAgtOko: That's me!

Hehehehe......is that hard to pronounce?

harlos: I'm very fine and ok.

I lost my sleep

Let's organize a search party for it then .

#bringbackharlossleep

SpcAgtOko: How do I say "i am awesome."

"Eni iyi ni mi" or "Akikanju ni mi".

harlos: His royal highness is around

Hello sire . How's you?