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Beennkumar: Go ahead. Guess.

G T .

tolutweety: As soon as you alert me you have her soft lips myfood ready....I ll be there in a 'mention'
How long shld i wait..?

Erm.....Why not let me locate her first?

Beennkumar: I don't want to reveal my secret.

Hahahaha . Secret indeed......I might be able to guess though .

tolutweety: you are the one serving me...remember
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All i need do is pay for your services....

so will you ?

Buhahahaha . Ok, so when do I expect you?

Beennkumar: I'm not lying.

How do you self-tutor? And why learn the language?

cirmuell: na babe get 7digits for Acc so?

Baba I surprise o .

Beennkumar: Self-tutoring.

Hahahaha.....tell me another lie Jare .

MizMyColi: Did she plead anonymity?

Thank you all the same.

Here's my CC, make the necessary payment with this PIN [size=2pt]6330[/size]
I'll brb to get it.

Oh yeah, don't be as shocked.
I trust you that much.

Thank You
It gets better

Of course not, aren't you familiar with the nick who goes by the appellation - Landlady?

You're always welcome .

Hehehehe .

*Verifies the card, checks the balance*......7 figures?

*deducts the charges*

*hands back the CC and whispers to her as she comes back*.....You're one rich babe o

Beennkumar: Are you a yoruba?

Am I right?

Perfect

Whoever is tutoring you is sure doing a good job .

tolutweety: I knew you were smart...
But with your response, you deserve an ovation.

Now that you know...should I still come??

Of course sire, but will you be bringing chocopearl along?

Tolutweety, what could you possibly want that we won't have? Or are you planning to make me serve you chocopearl's lips for dinner?

sosiqdude: I'm just f-uck in here...can someone tell me what poping and happening in this thread...

I'm from rap battle section...so wonna join this section...
Wonna feel the humor and style of this thread...I'm I welcome...need a nice welcome text ok

Welcome bro . How's the rap battle going? Heard the quarter finals are around the corner?

The Landlady should be here any moment to give you a warm welcome .

Kunbee: Na me

Kunbi . Bawo ni? O to Jo meta .

Lagunna: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1695346_lords3_jpeg04577a79f30a50047b354dfd3626e1e3

https://www.nairaland.com/1892409/lord-rings-quarter-finals-fuckyouhard

https://www.nairaland.com/1892414/lord-rings-quarter-finals-loonat11k

https://www.nairaland.com/1892425/lord-rings-quarter-finals-giyazz

https://www.nairaland.com/1892427/lord-rings-quarter-finals-guykhena

Don't miss out on the fun!!!

Keep up the good work sire

BurntToast: No qualms

I'll have a double martini (please make it icy cold) and a really loud music

That will be all for now

Alright ma'am .

Here you go

https://lenpenzo.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/doublemartini.jpg

*Plays Dorobucci feat Don Jazzy, Tiwa Savage, Dr SID etc *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDHBe1BA-Nk

MizMyColi:
By who?!
I should show some appreciation already!

I woke up, yeah.
Happy? not really.
It does get better though.

But I'm Happy and Smiling.

Errrrr,
I could use some toasts, 2 pairs, garnished with 2 eggs (without the yolk) and sardine.
.....and an accompanying cup of hot defattened chocolate no sweeteners please



How have you been?

By The Landlady

I understand, its one of those days but didn't we all learn to always "Expect the Unexpected"?
I'm sure you'll end the day not just happy but in making others happy too .

Here's your toast and eggs with sardines

https://images.wisegeek.com/white-bread-toast.jpghttps://www.filipino-recipes-lutong-pinoy.com/images/sardines-with-egg-filipino-recipes-lutong-pinoy.jpg

And your hot chocolate

https://www.stesweet.com/wp-content/uploads/hot-chocolate.jpg

Been ok, living life one day at a time .

chocopearl: I see our dear thread keeps getting better. SO to my nl sweetees harlos, jbluv55, tolutweety, bantino, emmabest2000, dre11, elantracey and u yea i mean u missed u guys a whole lot. #backandberra#
so tell me dre dear apart frm missing u, wat else did i miss?

Chocochoco, is that you?

lanicky: Thankz for yesternyt

No....kin shey be na...orun tin kun mi ni

Goodmorning sir.

No probs omoba. You rock gal .

Mo ti gbo aburo, so wa pa?

Ma binu pe mo sese n da e lohun omoba. Kaaro .

BurntToast: Thanks a lot for your quick response, Mr Bartender





*****
This is the height of unprofessional behavior
Leaving your potential client customer sitting in the waiting area, unattended to

Nota Bene : I'm a lady

Once again I apologize for bad behavior ma'am . I do promise to treat you more specially henceforth .

Good morning and what shall I serve you this morning?

MizMyColi: Like Seriously?!
How do you get these!

Thanks Jbluv, I appreciate.
I particularly like the brand of milk and aspirin.
The honey's got an oomph feel to it

So, what's my charge?

Good morning btw

From the best and finest ovens and factories in the world .

Morning MyColi(), I'm sure you woke up happy .

Your bill's been settled .

Silkmoth33: I don't know d meaning of what u just wrote.

Sir Beennkumar would be here to interpret later .

Silkmoth33: so u sabi speak hausa.

Inna kwana? Ka tashi lafia?

Hehehehe .

Na tashi lafia maigidan mu . Mugode Allah . Yaya yuka da yali?

Silkmoth33: nah I'm d one and only.
It turns out that someone registered the nick before I came!

Hahahaha . Highly understood sire .

Tuntheycr7: Jbluv and (Beennkumar, SpcAgtOko )those who slept here una good morning oooo....


Heading to work....
Later tinx in d evening

Morning sire, hope your night wasn't too cold .

Do have a lovely day @ work .

harlos:

Take is easy ma'am
Don't get him wrong, he was only trying to be nice.
Everybody has his/her own reason for coming here.

I'm always here to relax myself with whatever i request for

Be cool, there us nothing like that.

Good morning.



Jbluv please be nice to my madam.

Yes sire .

SpcAgtOko: Wake up guys. This place is dead

G'morning ma'am . Everyone got tipsy y'nyt due to Snake Venom . Hope you good?

Swiftboy: please serve me my high end Spirits...let my table be full! Give me a full chicken as well. Jbluv55 get me one now...just tell her am calling her to come over!

Hope regal will do sire

*asks Pasuma to give him one bottle of Regal Gin*

[img]http://2.bp..com/-uSDZiRohJfA/T9TTlXH2Q3I/AAAAAAAAB_U/8PPy_gXfpyk/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FU3dhZ2dlciBNYXN0ZXIoSikuSU4gR09EIEkgVFJVU1QoMiBHT0QgQi5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-761067[/img]

And your chicken

https://utshob.com/images/medium/Grilled%20whole%20chicken%2033.JPG

Ok will do .

KelvinGraphics: My Oga at d middle...
Jbluv55 u don close?

Nah! Not just yet bro . How are you this morning?

SpcAgtOko: Are these se..x toys or energy drinks?!?!

Buhahahaha

Here's power horse

https://www.homeduuka.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/power-horse-250ml-regular_72.jpg

And Here's climax

https://i01.i.aliimg.com/photo/v2/143721331/Climax_Herbal_Energy_Drink.jpg

And Here's bullet blue

[img]http://4.bp..com/-T1_jiAhjORY/UsmZ2kOgz3I/AAAAAAAAEho/NfzG9dvjRTI/s1600/Bullet+Energy.JPG[/img]

SpcAgtOko: I *almost* bought one today.
Can I have two??

What type would you prefer Princess? Power Horse, Climax, Bullet etc

SpcAgtOko: Something to help me work

An energy drink should do the trick or what say you?

Beennkumar: At least, you know I won't know the meaning of the name.

Buhahahaha . But you should endeavor to know the meaning sire .