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alomosweets: I'm sorry, J. But you're always so happy no one would suspect you've ever had a misfortune. Not even a missing shoelace. What's your secret?

Let's just say with experience comes understanding. Life has to go on .

KelvinGraphics: Awwww.

Thank U soo much.
This Isi ewu make sense o and this your Origin na die.

As for the business sire, I would want all way to lead to this place on the 25th of this month. U know why??

I believe I do remember that date as your birthday .

*Sees Chizzy94 peeping, approaches him and guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge*

Welcome sir, what shall we offer you?

alomosweets: Amaze you? I'm so curious it itches. How, sir?

Precision is an attribute I like and you seem to have it .

alomosweets: How come I never get VIP?

Hahahaha . You're already a VIP since the first day and your space has been specially reserved just for you .

*whispers to her*.....the other lady is visiting for the first time .

Sights Shoelace1 at the entrance . Welcome ma'am .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you ma'am?

cirmuell: yes yes thank you...give eweryborry wateva dey want.
As for me, the cold here no be am, gimme 4 plates of hot PONMO pepper soup before they pack the thing comot for ground 'cuz i been dey hear say dey wan comot subsidy for that one too. with a chilled big stout biko.

Hahahaha . Right away Cir

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Xtarxhyne: Erm...doughnut n water

Hmmmmm......interesting meal.

*serves her*

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Am I invited to share out of your doughnuts?

alomosweets: That's deep. Why na?

Long story; short version of it is that I lost a dear friend

alomosweets: Cirmuell, I'm here now. Which kyn yeye jet be dat na?
Silkmoth, how'd the ferrari top feel like?
Jb, hope work no too much o. You looking all right tho'.
Beennkumar, i dey hail o.
SpcAgtOko, i salute o.
Hi, special people. I wanna know how your day went.

Hmmmmm.....you amaze me ma'am .

Day went well and continues . How was yours?

SpcAgtOko: I want to learn Yoruba.

Hehehe. Its not so hard to learn Yoruba but its best done orally. Take for instance, when I started learning hausa, I had a book I used to consult but it didn't help much cos I wasn't able to decipher the actual pronunciations so what I did? Got a few friends that had good understanding of the language and every now and then I would pick a few English words and ask them to translate for me and then gradually went on to sentences and bla bla bla .

chimkaire: Haha! Rotflmao . Permit me to laff at this your wooing tactics

Welcome ma'am .

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you?

Xtarxhyne: tanks



aw v u bin ?

I've been fine Omoba . Tis been a while .

What shall I serve you BTW?

Silkmoth33: well I've spent more than two thirds of my life in d north. But native origin is d south south

Wow!!! I spent a couple of years in Adamawa State where I learnt a bit of the language and culture too . Now that region is the last place on earth I would advice anyone to visit

Xtarxhyne: walks in





where z d bartender?

Hehe . He's here ma'am . Welcome .

Awayu?

Beennkumar: Thanks bro.

You are always welcome sire .

So who/what seems to be your motivation/reason for wanting to learn Yoruba .

cirmuell: I don land JBluv55...
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-transport006.gif

where is alomosweets ...told you na jet i go bring today...

Hahahaha.....welcome sire .

*ushers him in as he lands his jet *

How are you today sir and what's for the boys and girls?

KelvinGraphics: JBLUV55 abeg make we see for backyard.

We gat some important business to discuss sir.

BTW... How is my bar doing?? Its been long i ate or drank anything from the bar so i would be needing a plate of Isi Ewu and Origin Beer sir.

Ok sire .

*guides him into the inner chambers and offers him a seat*

Lemme serve you first

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So what is this 'important business' you'd like to discuss sire?

HFOG: Fine fine sir. Just very busy with a camp meeting that will end tomorrow.

Wow! "Better be busy than idle" is my policy too .

Weldone ma'am .

Silkmoth33: to ai kai ne maigida

Haba Rankadede, ni yaaran aiki nka ne fa .

Kai Dan arewa ne?

BurntToast: Oh, you are a darling
Thank you
I actually thought you'd yell at me or bounce me off your bar

****
Why surulere of all songs?
Are you trying to pass a message across?

Hahahaha ......the bar is here to make you happy ma'am . Always at your service .

Yes I was trying to pass a message across . So did you understand the lyrics of the song and what message did you get?

Beennkumar:

A bottle of coke would make me wake up .

Hahahaha .

Ok sire . Here you go

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xp17: ijebu garri and peanut. would have opted for bush meat though, but...


not me its my dad when he was about my age.

......the fear of Ebola is the beginning of food and human screening

*serves him*

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MizMyColi:
The day has no option than get better

@Taking care of the bills, its not like I mind Y'know

How's Yours Been?

Let's thank Providence for that.

Hmmmm.......Noted . Will keep that in mind .

Fine ma'am. Kedu maka oru?

chocopearl: Jb!!! Jb!!!! this is me, i see i already got an invite to ur bar. Hope say u get big stout, hw ve u been?

Chocomilo(), you'll get anything you so desire, would you be wanting tolutweety's head too?

Beennkumar: A magician never reveals his secret.

magician?

*taps him*.....wake up sire, you've been in a trance .

Swiftboy: you dissappointed me...me drink regal I said high-end spirit like Hennesy! Dont forget to send a cutee over here!

Hahahaha . Baba o. E ma binu si mi o. Omode lo n se mi o .

*returns the Regal and brings Hennessy sharpaly *

https://www.hennessy.com/us/site-static/images/bottle-vs.png

Erm.......*whispers to him*......when you spot one just point her to me sire .

BurntToast: What kind of martini do you serve here?
I asked for a chilled martini, not a watered down one

Apologies once again ma'am .

*takes it away and returns with another*

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Hope this is better?

*plays Surulere by Dr SiD and Don Jazzy for her*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWPnSbf_klQ

xp17: nobody talks on 911




@ MizMyColi, on the average, how many hours do you sleep per day ?

Welcome sire . Tis been a while

*guides him to a seat*

What shall I offer you this wonderful evening?

MizMyColi: Ohhhh!

My bosslady
I didn't even need to click on the link.
Thanks Boss

LoL @RichLady
It is the Lord's doing.

Good afternoon JBLuv

Hmmmmm.......*whispers to her*.......I guess the Lord has also made it an era where the Ladies take care of the bills for their spouses too .

So how has your day been?

HFOG: Ok sir. Many thanks for all said. How have you been?

And how are you this evening ma'am?

Beennkumar: You're wrong.

What?

Tell me then