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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:45am On Nov 04, 2013

RubyTheBlogger: Lemme go record my VN BRB IN 5MINS

Sharp Sharp bro.......may you show the ladies here say na guys dey get beta voice nau may dem dey trip grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:42am On Nov 04, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]Oya lemme try[/quote]I kno you got a very sweet voice. wink

You might also consider singing a sweet song for lipsrsealed

. Hope you bin able to access the VNs created by others.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:39am On Nov 04, 2013

harlos: Yes, i know he is going to die if he is dealing with you.

Jbluv the jumper

I dint claim to have jumping capabilities so ur on ur own tongue

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:36am On Nov 04, 2013

Obinoscopy: Morning my G. How's your day going?

Fine o. We just dey manage this our Naija so.
Hope spammers are cooperating? grin

Crime › Re: 30 Killed On A Wedding Convoy In Borno by Jbluv55(m): 9:25am On Nov 04, 2013

mondi2: Where are the Army's president Jonathan sent to this state, to protect this people? maybe they have gone to sleep with harlots.
Dis Boko Haram people una no dey fear God

The Army is even denying the attack instead of investigating it www.nairaland.com/1504049/nigeria-army-refutes-bokoharams-claim. sad

That zone needs deliverance. sad

Politics › Nigeria: Army Refutes Bokoharam's Claim On Borno Wedding Casualty by Jbluv55(op): 9:18am On Nov 04, 2013

The Nigerian Army in Borno State yesterday refuted media reports that 30 people including a groom who were returning to Maiduguri from a wedding ceremony in Adamawa State were killed by suspected Boko Haram insurgents, saying only five people died in the attack.

But some families of the victims say the military
authorities grossly underestimated the casualty
figure and called on relevant stakeholders to take the right step of containing the insurgency rather than trading blames.

Lt.-Col. Mohammed Dole, spokesman of the 7
Division of the Nigerian Army said in a statement in Maiduguri yesterday that the media report on
casualties was false.
According to him, there was actually an attack on a bus at Bulakuri village in Bama LGA resulting in the killing of five persons and not 30.
"The corpses of the victims are in Bama and not
Maiduguri as stated in the report," Dole said.

However, Ibrahim Baffa from Adamawa State who said he lost six people in the attack said they had started making preparations for the burial of the deceased. "I can assure you that more than two dozens of people died in the attack. What do we stand to gain by saying we lost many people?" he asked.
"All we are asking for is that the federal
government should do the right thing and safeguard the lives of the citizenry," he said.

Some drivers who drove through Bama - Firgi road on their way to Maiduguri from Adamawa State on Saturday claimed that they saw the corpses of over 30 people.

Correspondents say military authorities have lately become niggard with details of attacks and casualty figures and as a result of lack of mobile phone services in the state, journalists largely rely on witnesses and hospital sources for information.

http://www.allafrica.com/stories/201311040086.html/

http://leadership.ng/news/041113/adamawa-denies-killing-30-indigenes-boko-haram

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 9:03am On Nov 04, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]Teach me how to do it embarassed

[s]lemme see if I can use my neighbour's voice[/s][/quote]Just use ur recording app to create it and save it in an easily accessible location. Make sure you don't exceed 2 mins(it won't upload if it exceeds). Then when ur posting use the attach/upload/choose to attach&upload it. wink

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:57am On Nov 04, 2013

Obinoscopy: lol

Is Ruby trying to be like me? Well I guess he should. After all, I'm retiring. I need a successor and Ruby might even outdo me self.

Good morning everyone

Gmorn MOD Scopes.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:56am On Nov 04, 2013

lalaboi: I dont think i wanna read 10 pages this morning. . . .Una dey waka o

Gmorn2U2 broda.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:47am On Nov 04, 2013

[quote author=ms_pee]Voice note ko, voice textbook ni

You people want to laugh at my akproka voice abi? embarassed

[/quote]We won't laf cheesy

and BTW almost everybody has dropped wink

. Its just a shout-out and if ur attaching using NL, it shud be within two mins.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:40am On Nov 04, 2013

Deiok: Hello house Goodmorning to you all.
About the eclips it was a lunar eclips, thats why it wasnt obvious as that of 2006.

Arggghh... My eyes still ache from looking at the sun yesterday, fùck those stuuupidt scientist.

Morning Deiok......I hope you are joking abt dat. sad

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:36am On Nov 04, 2013

coolest01: #passing by

Ur observed and ur mission cud be guessed grin

Swiftboy: Hi everyone. Happy new week.

Same to you broda.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 8:30am On Nov 04, 2013

harlos: You crawl, you walk, you ~~jump~~, you fly...
I must say u've got many skills. How come i don't know you as a ~~jumper~~ multi-skilled person from the beginning

She will, by God's grace

Fixed

And Amen to the prayer.

Politics › Re: It Takes A Political Village by Jbluv55(m): 4:14am On Nov 04, 2013

I went for a very long walk this afternoon, and came up with this. It is satire. And totally fictitious.
Names and characters have not been changed, in order that mocking can commence in abundance

It Takes A Political Village

www.nairaland.com/attachments/680847_odumchi_JPG80c92110a516ec8bf1cf27058646b710

Odumchi: Thank you, sir. I already know
what I want to be when I grow up. I want to
be president.

isale_gan2: Approved but son 'first of all' 'do the needful'

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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 3:22am On Nov 04, 2013

harlos: Why did you edit that post, are you a jumper too

Very soon, she needs to study hard.
Distinction ain't easy to come by ya know

I've missed her plenty plenty

Hehehehe

.......the jumper actually learnt that from me grin

but he has just chosen to over-abuse the use of the knowledge he got.

I wish her the best o. She shud do her best n make us proud

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 3:04am On Nov 04, 2013

harlos: Aah!

You can koba person o, which room u give me

btw i see a new member
u're a good ~~servant~~ master of the night (& day) well done

Thank you broda grin

.....when is Sweet Tease starting?

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:54am On Nov 04, 2013

harlos: Your noise is disturbing my sleep

Noise? Sleep? Har (u) los(t) ? I thot you slept in the other room. undecided

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:48am On Nov 04, 2013

thatgurlvixen: I'll send a mail to you yh?

That sounds interesting cheesy

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:45am On Nov 04, 2013

harlos: The night birds won't stop flying.

I guess yu just joined in d flying grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:44am On Nov 04, 2013

thatgurlvixen: am goin to bed soon too

Yu guys r cheating .....leaving me outta d show......not fair sad

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:43am On Nov 04, 2013

RubyTheBlogger: Boss i just decided to night crawl today oo, i left earlier yesterday due to 9te call cant say about vixen

Tis awryt. I can C yu guys r doing d email thingy.......

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:31am On Nov 04, 2013

Ruby n Vixen.......tis lyk yu guyz r both night nyt crawlers or jumpers? grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 2:27am On Nov 04, 2013

luxanne: You really don't wanna say right? Aii.

Your imagination is flawed I don't do romantic

I'll be logging off now

Eeya.......sorry you missed it

L8r then.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 1:37am On Nov 04, 2013

chycoroxie: Ask google dat question

Is this the symptoms of RiverJumpiasis ? Not bin able to ansa Qs Agn? But to always direct to google? undecided

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 1:29am On Nov 04, 2013

luxanne: Both when? Cos i'll soon be going to bed.

Before you know it, my 7 slaps will leave you numb be careful what you ask for

That was the translation I gave up there and right abt now but underground.

I can imagine that a chic with ur kinda voice & stature must have a 'romantic' slap. grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 1:17am On Nov 04, 2013

chycoroxie: I'm done talking to ya,u n ruby re a pain in d butt
Goodnyt

Why do you even need a butt when you bin infected already wt Jumpiasis? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 1:13am On Nov 04, 2013

luxanne: I can't, you didn't translate that and now this

Nah, a slap

Awryt translation n dats all
I'll post it for you guyz but not immediately now. wink

A slap wud be appreciated from those soft hands of urs. 7 slaps actually wud be fyn grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 1:09am On Nov 04, 2013

chycoroxie: U n ruby still need extra moral classes

See what this RiverJumpiasis is doing to you? undecided

Now I think I have to pull you out of that river before its top late n you start bearing jumpers that wud terrorize the normal world. wink

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:59am On Nov 04, 2013

luxanne: That was not the plan, you were supposed to close your eyes but you didn't

Close my eyes? And expect a g'nyt kiss? grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:56am On Nov 04, 2013

luxanne: You kid me not...

True words.
Am still waiting to hear this theory of yours.

Let it slide LL dearie.

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:53am On Nov 04, 2013

chycoroxie: I'm only acting as I should
I'm now a married woman

I gifup, yu haf one.
I can now understand the word 'priceless' as explained by Ruby. grin

Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Jbluv55(m): 12:44am On Nov 04, 2013

luxanne: Translate

Coded

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