₦airaland Forum

lalaboi: Oga JB. . . how u bn dey. . . How much be consultation fee . . .

Wetin you need......I may give you the info free if ur not a jumper you know

lalaboi: Oh yeh. . . THAT. . [size=14]We dont want the Jumpers gate-jumping[/size]

Hows your morning been? COld?

Exactly .......No to RiverJumpiasis

Princeparix:

jbluv55:
Your Majesty, i apologise

better son

¤taps his head¤

Hmmm.......Jumper you dey try o.....you don step up......ur learning real well from the master. just like am teaching Roxie

chycoroxie: N d cry will be in 12D

You mean ur already crying in 12D?
Even as I neva start to laf?
When I start my laf then it simply means you'll be crying in 20D

Princeparix: we are willing to negotiate

Hehehehe .....playing my game on me?

Princeparix: i know


4 dream

u wey d jumping kingdom dey pay to guide the Queen's shoes.

Go ahead and tell me wat you can afford

chycoroxie: Modify well

Awryt honi

Princeparix: Jbluv,

[s]as the head of the jumping
ruling family, i live by its doctrines.
If u cant beat them;dnt join them but
arrange 4 dem to be beaten.
The jumping kingdom are peace loving
people who believe in the use of
dialogues to settle differences.
I'm not offering u a truce but a warning
¤points my sceptre at jbluv¤
if u ever take my kingdom 4 granted
again, ur generations would be remember
in the history notes as a generation wiped
by my soldiers within 79seconds.
[/s]

.......I. LAF in 8D

harlos: Ya'll know what?....
I LOFF THIS GEL

Which GEL be dat?

Princeparix: jb?

jb!!! Do u remember my promise?

Princeparix: ¤grabs a bazooka¤

u 4 talk

You don 4get say I get 255M naira armoured cars?

Caracta: Where did you see me? Lol. Good afternoon.

Ur not as invisible as you think you know.
Howdy?

chycoroxie: I know how u look like ooo,so photoshop with pride n nt greed,I want to see dat pot belly n strong baby face

Hehehehe......you go look tire.....no potbelly.....

chycoroxie: love u all Mwahhhh

This won't pass for a VN. So give us on sharp sharp.

chycoroxie: Happy u re nw here bt not its jst jb dat has been my block shield

And I will continue to be swerry

luxanne: that serious...now you've aroused my interest even more, say it nau.

I hear, lol.

luxanne: Na wa for nl censoring, see innocent word wey I type, lol, issorait

Oh shoot! It's 3pm, guys...see ya lerra.

Awryt ......till ur bck.

chycoroxie: I'm nt feeding on those short thumb of urs,ewwWwwwwww,don't let parix see this post,

Hehehehe.......they sure are sweeter than those of .

luxanne: Lalaboi, you can't greet abi

VNs Debtors includes; lol

Harlos
Feraz
Bantino
Obinoscopy
Beync
Tovot
Reine
Roxie
Tex

YES

luxanne: You better don't ...like seriously, you've been here before? What's your other moniker?

Hehehe, it's the weekend already, so you can still upload ...they will do theirs I guess.

Nah I've bin an online person for years so deactivating an account to reactivate anoda doesn't freak me.......I like to stay me(jbluv was my original acc but I created and never used it-now av 4gotten my pwd but will get it bck). I have created jbluv5 to complain abt a wrong ban and deactivated it afterwards.

Uploading will be by Wkd when all are less bizy.

chycoroxie: No photoshop ooooo,dis one u re weekending

I go photoshop ooooo, I get babe wey I wan dazzle wt am ......you nor kno say guys nor DEY too snap pictures?

ReineViolette: I'd still send it today but I hope you guys can forgive the fact that my voice got bad because of the cold though

No qualms....I can imagine the voice is like Violet ......I know say lalaboi go don corrupt ur voice.......just drink some boiling water na

chycoroxie: Modify my post again n u will lose ur thumbs

Ur gonna feed on them? Are you that hungry? I got something Berra 4 u to feed upon

luxanne: Modifier, I see you...keep modifying o

Hehehehe .am trying to help say the unsaid .......

luxanne:

Hehe, say it nau.



Kk...Nigerian chics can't fit, we love life

Really can't tell...but won't be surprise if you do

Its quite complex but am thinking it has to do with blending the real life with the imagined life.

chycoroxie: Thanks all,

Jb is an alien,his face doesn't show on camera

Really?

You wanna see my ugly face? You & the person that liked ur post go c am by Wkd

Caracta wusup ......I C U.

[quote author=sweet-tease]Your plan yaff failed........ You want my boo to deactivate his account huh? It will not work our love is stronger than the deactivate button.

Oya upload your pic

You try dat toothpick thng don reign go b4 o anyway all na recycle.[/quote]Hehehehe........na just disappear-reappear na

Some peeps still dey owe VN including

luxanne: Bwahahahah

Why don't you try it first and stop asking someone else to huh

But before you do, upload ya pix.

OK.......naji.....I had an acc which am still trying to retrieve bck. The original.

PIX tinz can be by Wkd. and som peeps still owe us VNs BTW.

Feraz:
Very hilarious....

So y'all mean to say that Brenda is gone from Nairaland?

Pity Ryt?

chycoroxie: Well,I don't bt when I try to change I find myself jumping back in the river

You c what RiverJumpiasis can cause? Flee ye from it.

texanomaly: Nope. Something she said reminded me of a
something I read.

Hello Tex.......And wat was it she said?

chycoroxie: I didn't know he has an infection,what's d disease called?

RiverJumpiasis. You shud run away b4 the Tn 'cash' you.

talknofree: This thread will definitely be more exciting if one knows what the prize to be won is( it doesn't have to be something tangible, a title or privilege will suffix, seeing its an online thing)
Also if there is a time limit, like..... "last person to post for the day"
just my two cents

Hello bro or sis.......I will dash you a title @d end of the day......do stick around

luxanne: Am glad you agreed with me she's gonna come back

Another theory, hehehe, unzip your mouth and let's hear it so we can counter it

Aww, good to know...but you never can tell *using your own words

Really? didn't hear that news, a nigerian? How old was she?

Lmao
Thanks for letting us in on your intentions, guys take note

yep.......maybe in a decade

Theory has to do with El n d e-baby.

Yep...I agree.....all ladies r lyk dat eventually

Nah.....non-Nigerian but I kno Nigerian chics are capable of doing dat. The ban was from her parents sha.

Don't worry am not going to be the culprit or do you think it wud be?

ReineViolette: Nah hun, you be calm . Not what you think

Yayyy! Reine iz Back. Hope d journey was smooth. You came wt lots of goodies I suppose?

harlos: Alaye oju mi o le tobe

I just want you to know i'm still around

mo ti gbo o

Good to know ur still around(for now) but when r you gonna prove to these ladies that 'what a woman can do, a man can do Berra'? Just prove it to them that you can deactivate for 10mins n be bck with the same moniker?

luxanne: Okay, back @ Brenda...if this is a joke, you berra stop it now cos am not finding it funny how would you just leave like that? You better log back now and appease us if not

I don't think boredom made her deactivate, Brenda creates fun for herself so she can't be bored out, she could actually be doing this for the sake of fun, we never know lol.

Brendarl aint coming bck @least not now(she deactivated both accounts). And come to think of it, I have another theory now. LOL.

@Jb and Reine, I enjoyed reading through your discourse and I have this to say;

Jb, stop making we ladies look bad, guys do far worser things. That said, I agree with most of what you wrote, nice, but we are not spontaneous

I know YOU r among the few that are not spontaneous (a gal committed suicide 2days bck 4 Facebook ban-over-emotionality leading to spontaneity IMO).

Reineviolette, do you watch that cartoon Violette? I love it
To be honest, I admired your coming back but do not leave like that again atleast for lalaboi's sake, lol.

[s]and about me deactivating, will let y'all know when I want to break anyone's head that asks me to deactivate[/s]

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