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*sights Deefuray @ the entrance, approaches her and guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge *

Welcome ma'am, how are you this byoootiful Sunday evening?

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Head-to-head
• Chelsea are unbeaten in their last three league
matches against Manchester United, conceding
just one goal.

• The Blues are the only team to have beaten United more often in the Premier League (15) than they have lost (13).

Manchester United
• Manchester United have won three consecutive
league games at Old Trafford.

• After eight games, they have one more point than
they did at this stage last season under David Moyes.

• They have kept only two clean sheets in nine
competitive games under Louis van Gaal - these
came against newly-promoted sides Burnley and
QPR.

• United have not won any of the 11 Premier League games that they have been losing at half-time in 2014 (D3, L8).

• Angel Di Maria has assisted a goal in four of his
last five league appearances for United. He has
now provided 18 assists in league matches in
2014 - four more than any other player from
Europe's top leagues.

Chelsea
•. Chelsea remain the only undefeated team in the
Premier League this season and have dropped
just two points.

•. Jose Mourinho's team are unbeaten in 11 Premier
League matches, winning nine and drawing two.
They have gone seven games without defeat away
from home in the league (W6, D1).

•. Chelsea have scored in every league match this
season - scoring twice or more in seven of their
eight fixtures.

•. Cesc Fabregas has been involved in eight goals
(one goal, seven assists) in eight league games for
Chelsea.

LINE UP
Man Utd: De Gea 1, Rafael 2, Smalling 12, Rojo 5, Shaw 3, Blind 17, Januzaj 11, Fellaini 31, Mata 8, Di María 7, Van Persie 20

Substitutes: Lindegaard 13, Carrick 16, Herrera 21, Fletcher 24, Blackett 42, Pereira 44, Wilson 49

Chelsea: Courtois 13, Ivanovic 2, Cahill 24, Terry 26, Filipe Luis 3, Fàbregas 4, Matic 21, Willian 22, Oscar 8, Hazard 10, Drogba 11

Substitutes: Cech 1, Zouma 5, Aké 6, Mikel 12, Schürrle 14, Salah 17, Baker 34

Referee: Phil Dowd

woky:
this one wey here dry 2day..

Jbluv you go show mantd match??

Make I wait 4 jrnbayano 1st

Rankadede maigida . I don land fully .

E don tey wey we see you fa.

missberrypop5:
Na wa o. You just got me scared

Don't cry yet my dear missblueberrypop .

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Ivanspring:
Looks lovely Do you think i should sit now? What if he keeps me waiting till i'm faint with hunger

Errhm...anyway, i think i'll make do with a glass of water for now...

Hehehe . I quite understand what you mean ma'am .

*pours water in a glass for her*

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FLAWLES:
hahaha gimi cold malt

Here you go

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*whispers to her*......so can I ask you a question ma'am?

missberrypop5:
Hello here. I af land . You can have these

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Nne nawa for you o, see intimidation o .

Anyway sha, I'll eat and drink to the defeat of Man Chester Utd

*mashes 4 of the cakes together in the manner Man U is expected to be mashed *
**starts feasting **

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Ivanspring:
Well, i have to respect the other ladies here... If he's not too overwhelmed with them ladies, you could have a table prepared for us...just for dinner.

Happy Sunday!

Okies ma'am .

*starts setting a table for her and KingTom *

*guides her to the table *

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Shall I serve you anything before he comes?

sameer1212:
i knw sir bt falcao n rooney out? aginst d best club in england at d moment? thats not good for us... not at all...

Well, we have our own share of injured players too but we are dogged and rugged and we do not intend to leave Old Trafford without a point(@ the least) .

FLAWLES:
pepper soup*Assorted*

Aha!!! Now you're talking .

*dashes in and out with a plate of sizzling assorted pepper soup *

Here you go pretty one

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So how about a drink to wash it down?

khiaa:
lol *singing to jb*
*bad boy bad boy.... what you gonna do, what you gonna do when they come for you*

Hahahaha . I'm gonna develop wings and fly away into space

They won't see me .

sameer1212:
LMAO... so sorry, aint do gay

Ok sir! Try to be sure its a female you're interacting with next time before blowing a kiss o make somborry nor con tink another thing .

rozzay:
Bring more sir dis ones aint working well. Lol

Good afternoon mami Rozzay . I believe you enjoyed your sleep yesternight .

Better days ahead ma'am .

sameer1212:
mr bartender... jbluv55... happy sunday n hope u r geting prepared? u get luck say falcoa is injured.

Maigida sameer1212, there's not much luck in the round leather game, 95% of what goes on is not without perspiration . The club owners, the coaches, the players etc all work to make each match count.

The difference comes from how motivated each clubside is and how motivation and morale comes is the secret .

Man U used to be a good team without Falcao, what changed?

Caseless:
beta pukin, i like how u do ur job.

Hehehehe . Thanks maigida na and you're always welcome too

khiaa:
I planted peppers, onions, collard greens, swish chards, broccoli, carrots, and okra.

You planted okra? have you ever taken that?

Victoriousvic:
Lol. Bad belle.

They're probably enjoying their honeymoon.

I nor be bad belle na, just trying to get you to do the needful noni

When did they tie the knot? Abi na the honeymoon before marriage?

adamskutty:
only guys around? Tufiakwa! we no be gays o

In that case we are on the same page .

How's your Sunday going?

FLAWLES:
wouldn't mind having *U*

Hehehehe . You must be the funniest lady I've met in a while .

*whispers to her*......So, is "U" the name of a drink or pepper soup?

justi4jesu:
Irish cream with some ice cubes

Here you go sir

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So how's your Sunday going?

KingTom:
Jbluv Jbluv55 man on level 55 abeg just one can of fruit juice and err
***Whispers*** Some for our guest FLAWLES.

Baba o. Kabiyesi o . ***prostrates***

*dashes in and out with a canned fruit juice for him*

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*whispers back to him*....some what for FLAWLES sire?

shayoor:
Hmmmmm
And who are the "we"?

*adjusts agbada*

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We the concerned elders of 'Forum Games'Land noni

justi4jesu:
Following

Welcome sire .

*offers him a seat*

What shall I serve you?

FLAWLES:
funny pips

Hello FLAWLES, I can see you have made yourself comfortable already .

What shall I serve you ....*clears throat and whispers to her*....before I ask other questions?

*finishes sweeping and cleaning bar, puts things in order and dashes to church for early morning service*

rozzay:
Awwwwwww all d cold f one month disappears* its hot in here pls sir jbluv55 switch on d ac and industrial fans!

Do you mean the ones in your room? They've been switched on now

Cheadiva:
Weather for tea not two


Pls can I get a cup of coffee

Hehehehe . Weather for tea indeed .

*serves her*

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