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*sights seunfavor @ the entrance, approaches her and guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge *

Welcome ma'am . What shall we offer you tonight?

rozzay:
Eeeem yes but am seeing things now. Let kingto sowy cabman come fast

The cab is parked outside ma'am with the door open wide for you to enter

https://deepintoscripture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cab_with_door_open.jpg

jnrbayano:
With these girls I see all over the place, the day just can't be a disappointment

Hehehe . So how's the weather?

And its been a while I saw sir Woky. Did he also go on a visit to Mars?

Lagunna:
Nagode chief jamiu



Thank chief tomtom the werewolf

Torh!!! Nima na gode maigida Lamidi

Caseless:
u cant imagine the feeling of happiness and blithering relief that enshrouded me upon seeing this mention. I asked every other person out there whom i thot cud have an off-nairaland link to u, including ur e-husband ishsophe and bejahisky, no one cud provide a link.
FYI, bejahisky has metamorphose to bukato, san miguel, olubukato , thuley etc overtime. Look for IDs to find him.
I have missed u
*cries*wipes tears with her skirt*
jbluv55, flood her table with liquor pls.

Torh I hear you . Will do that when she comes back sire .

sameer1212:
hala madrid. na so we kill chelsea tomoro

Yinmu

We shall be watching the match together bro so don't start jubilating yet .

rozzay:
Thank u sir *gulps all @ once* lemme start going now weres d cabman

Oh really? Thot you said the night was still young ma'am?

*starts dialing the cabman to come over *

Victoriousvic:
Oga Jbluv55, I dey greet o.

VicVic, welcome bro . How's your weekend been?

BTW, I can see your siggy has a new look

jnrbayano:
Bro, I didn't train at all today.

Was very busy from daybreak through the day. The water you just served me will work wonders on me I'm sure.

Daalu.

How did your day go?

Eeya!!! Hope you didn't overwork yourself sha?

My day was superb o. Still going on fine too .

dre11:
We no play West Harm joor

Who con dey yarn me dat tori na?

Abeg na which club una play jare and how many goals una give dem?

rozzay:
Pls mix all of dem and get it for me.

*mixes the drinks for her *

https://www.rocketswag.com/culinary/images/Bartender-Mixing-Drinks-Guide.jpg

*serves her*

https://s2.hubimg.com/u/2929935_f260.jpg

*whispers to her*....so have you seen your man?

jnrbayano:
Jbluv55

Please, serve me 1litre bottled water.

Oga jnrbayano . Welcome sire . How was training today?

*serves him*

https://mhqstore.com/image/cache/data/Eva%20water-500x500.jpg

rozzay:
Wen am redy sir, the nite is still early. More drinks please

Of course ma'am . Shall I bring the agbo jedi or Smirnoff or Snake Venom or 'Hot'

crystalflakes:
Sure. Who wouldn't want to
visit a bar again where the bartenders are nice .
Will c u around cheers!

Issorait ma'am!!! Glad we could put some smiles on your face . Cheers

KingTom:
This your bad mind

You don dey read minds again?

Cdamsel, why are you peeping dear?

KingTom:
Gate to main house na

Ok sir!!

crystalflakes:
. True indeed. Will be leaving u then.

Ok ma'am . Hope we'll be seeing you around some other time?

Cheadiva:
we Neva lose



I don't knw wat u r talking about o

Hehehe . Okies maybe someday you will .

So how is the weather?

KingTom:
And I go open gate for them

Hehehe . Which of the gates o, gates to the house abi to...

dre11:
Not in the bar nah

Nah when I go wan drop her ni

Hehehe . Torh!!! It is well o .

BTW, I hear say Liverpool beat West Ham mercilessly, na so?

Truckpusher:
What manners do I have to offer when it comes to dealing with a .......


Complete it - I'm sure you knew what I wanted to say.

*brings out gun*

https://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/060/3/d/A_man_with_the_Gun_2_by_JunKarlo.jpg

Oga why you dey harass my sweetheart na?

Lagunna:
Let me have one gulder. God bless you

Here you go maigida courtesy of KingTom

https://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/pimages/Gulder600ml.jpghttps://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/pimages/Gulder600ml.jpg

PrincessB1:
Its cul tnx, enjoy urs too takia

Are you leaving without taking anything ma'am?

KingTom:
Jbluv55 oya knack am 2 bottles of Gulder

Yes sir!!!

*dashes inside to get the Gulder*

Lagunna:
Chief Jamiu
*prostrates and somersaults for him*
Hello sir

Hehehehe . **prostrates for him to land on as he somersaults**

rozzay:
Y drop me dere? Hian abeg o carry me go my papa hus

Hehehehe . No problem ma'am, I'll instruct the cabman to take you home straight .

KingTom:
na gateman I be

Hahahaha . No problem o. I believe Chief Olubukato will come and take her home by himself

Tabh:
It's cold here,i'm already high on some spirits,someone taught me to mix it with some skunk,(soaked)never knew it is that bad.

BTW,i need to see a certain bejahisky and caseless,i saw some of their posts pages back. Where the F are those guys?

Hahahaha . So you mean right now everything is seeming double-double to you? Shall I give you an energy drink to reduce the effects?

Erm......Alhaji Caseless is sitting down in one corner over there o **points @ Caseless** I believe he'll guide you as to how to locate Bejahisky

dre11:
Thank God I wasn't around
Because she did she did has a jealous guy and I no dey ready to be killed

Buhehehehe . Sorry sir! but even if you were to be maimed, it won't be in the bar here na . Security dey .

PrincessB1:
I hail u am brawny nd i hpe its dsame wt yu

I'm ok too o. How is your weekend going?

Cheadiva:
I didn't c dat


@ bolded

Hehehehe . Anyway Congrats that your Gunners won their match today .

Stop opening your mouth like you don't know what I'm talking about na