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Lagunna:
Thank you chief

*lights my igbo*

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You're welcome sire

sameer1212:
lolz.... aint talking abt u specifically, u knw na true bartenders guys dey get babes na. i thought say u dey help mr dre ne now

Ok sir!!! Na me you dey blow kiss for?

STENON:
My King!....I'm cool and gentle here....

Pls Kindly Tell me how you spent your day

That's nice o.

Spent the beginning of today cleaning and clearing(Sanitation). Ate, drank, served people, watched soccer etc

khiaa:
You can continue, what did you want to ask?

Just wondering what you planted in it

khiaa:
Ok, it's good to be bad once in awhile, being mr/miss goody to-shoes all the time can get boring, that's why I am a bad girl at times, keeps (him) people interested.

Hehehehe . Bad girl . So how's your weekend going?

dre11:
And the one goal refused to come till till the dying mins

They just had this levity approach to the game in the first half and only came around when the substitute where brought in

Maybe next match will be better for una sha

Tabh:
Human cover,hmmmm..not available at the moment. The available one isn't just what I want. Although,spirit is better than human cover,that heat comes from within.

Hehehe . In other words, when the desirable isn't available the available becomes desirable right? .

STENON:
Hello Everyone....

Hello STENON dearie . How are you this night?

sameer1212:
ok. i thought una wan do backyard things ni

Nawa for you o I get my own babe na

Tabh:
Oh,i've seen many tabithas that look ugly .

How about the one you see everyday in the mirror?

Cheadiva:
The weather is cold but favourable

Hmmmm......seems to be an interesting weather then .

*whispers to her*.....is it the type they refer to as "weather for two"?

Lagunna:
Chaii, I luff that gal

Eh I’m looking for Rozzay…ehba
Show me Rozzay…ehba
Sisi Rozzay…ehba
Where are you Rozzay…ehba

Abeg chief nack me one more gulder goat head please

*serves him *

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khiaa:
Yes it was! and no my garden isn't just for him, it's for whomever wants some of the veggies.

*clears throat*......erm.....this garden of yours tho' .

honeyad:
Abeg nack me 1 bottle of rsop Hennessy cognac nd 2 can coke to mix am... Tell that aboki guy to roast me 1plate of asun... Play me bum bum nd let the girls twerk their ass out

Here's your Hennessy and coke

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Your asun is coming right away

shayoor:
Don't tell me dat u are jealous,why all dis question na?

Me jealous ke? Of who na?

We just want to wish him happy birthday noni

Tabh:
You just made my night jb,thanks.

The weather is mad really,i'm doing nice by keeping myself warm though.

You're welcome mama na .

Wow!!! **In ivanspring's voice** don't you have any 'human cover' to provide some warmth for you?

khiaa:
I told you to call me Khiaa, bad boy.

Ok Khiaa . Welcome!!! Actyoooly I'm not as bad as you think o . I just act bad once in a while .

sameer1212:
ok. jbluv55, where u n dre11 dey carry rozzay go this night?

Haba maigida!!! Na taxi I just get for her to go home na since she requested thst she wants to

dre11:
Baba Nah so we see am ooo
Those guys not just try at all

What I think is they tried working on the defense line and that affected the attack . If only they could have scored just one goal.

Ivanspring:
You want to bring 'him' to the ladies?

Of course not.....well unless of course you instructed me to

rozzay:
I don't think I can walk will somebody carry me

I think Lagunna is offering to carry you to the cab o

Lagunna:
Mi o gbo jo. Gbogbo e n lo fine. Abeg u help me see rozzay?

Erm.....I just got a cab for her so that she can start proceeding home o. I'm not sure if she has managed to make it to the cab by herself

Tabh:
Yes tabh from tabitha.
Nice of him,he's a good brother .
Please play me No woman no cry by bob marley..the mood right now deserves it.

Ok. I used to have a friend in Yola by that name, pretty and sexy chic she was .

I'm guessing all chics that go by that name possess lovely attributes

honeyad:
Una weldone o... Abeg wetin una dey do here

Welcome sir!

*guides him to a seat*

We relax here Oga . You can request for any food, drink or music of your choice. You can also meet with new friends males and females

shayoor:
Nop

Why not? or do you have any special plans for him?

Victoriousvic:
Not bad bro. Just a little bit boring. Yours na?

Hehe. Yeah.

Enjoying myself here and it got better with Man City losing and Liverpool failing to win their matches .

BTW, I haven't seen Beennkumar and Dechandel in a while.

Tabh:
Nice of him,he's a good brother .
Please play me No woman no cry by bob marley..the mood right now deserves it.

Nice choice of music ma'am .

*plays Bob Marley "No woman, No cry" for her *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGqrvn3q1oo

So, how are you finding the weather?

Lagunna:
Chief e so yoruba na.Haba

Kabiyesi o . E ma binu o. Mo ro wipe eyin na gbo ede wa ni o . Bawo ni gbogbo se n lo?

seunfavor:
Chilled potatoe juice nd roasted snail will do

Here are your roasted snails ma'am

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Would you want the Irish potato juice or the sweet potato juice?

dre11:
No be u display score just some mins ago
Abi u get memory upgrade ni

Haaaa!!! Na real memory upgrade walahi . So una don fall from position 5 to 7?

Tabh:
Na double I dey see o,i can still manage to type o.
Nice to meet ya,i'm tabh

I believe that should be Tabhi (hope I'm right ).

I am Jb the bartender ma'am . And maigida Caseless has asked me to treat you to all sorts of goodies before his arrival . So where shall we start from? Music, pepper soup, drinks, food etc

jnrbayano:
I will personally toe him down here tomorrow because I will like him to sit alongside me as we drink to our triumph over Chelsea.

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IrishKez

Torh!!! But "triumph over Chelsea"? That's a veeeery tall dream if I may say .

You of all people should know that the odds are not entirely in your favor na .