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SpcAgtOko:

Not what you think my dear, I was guessing she needed no disturbances and I felt it was best she booked a room .

IrishKez:
Why are you shinning eyes?

Have I asked something unheard of?

Buhehehehe . Actyoooly not really ma'am, just that I could I could take you to one of the rooms instead

neighy:
Doz Guys are Big Disgrace dey made me not to come back online yesterday... Mtcheew.. MeanWhile the Falcons gave me a Good Night Rest

Mehn!!! Only the Falcons made me just a bit happy, otherwise I was really not bothered much about Naija football .

How you dey na?

KingTom:
***Swallows saliva***
***Peeps***

Maigida Yaya yau?

kilokeys:
thanks. bros u could.. dont rush urself.. its a beautiful thing u could learn at any age... even when u r 50... music is a jealous lover.. it doesnt share. i am still single.. my guitar has a female name.. kimbra. she is passive and understanding.. maybe na y i no fit stand drama queens.. merits and demerits of music

'She' must be very cooperative too I guess .

*Whispers to him*.....I do have a guitar too tho' and her name is SpcAgtOko

IrishKez:
Awww good evening!
Yeah it'll do.
Pls if anyone ask of me am not available, ok?

You mean to say you would want some privacy?

SpcAgtOko:
*peeks in, looks around, doesn't see JB anywhere, backs out slowly*

*meets her on the way, plants a peck on her cheeks, holds her by the waist and strolls with her back into the bar *

IrishKez:
Good evening everyone

Jbluv55 pls do you have a longue for a VVIP?
That's where I want to stay tonight

Hehe . Of course ma'am .

*guides her to one of the VVIP lounges *

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Will this do mademoiselle?

xp17:
give me one bottle of gulder with good morning when bringing it. btw, who's obinoscopy?

Bottle of Gulder for you sire

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And GOOD MORNING

GentleMimi:
Reason why u will remain my favorite nairalander. Thanks, sweetim.
Jbluv55,i wanna place an order for fish barbecue and a glass of ur best red wine. Tienks .

Here's your fish ma'am

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And your wine

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Happy Birthday to the one and only Senator Obayaya 1 and sons Unlimited . I wish you long life and prosperity in good health and I pray that God grants your heart's desires. Amen .

IrishKez:
Give it to the guitarist in the bar

didn't know you were also a guitarist .

So apart from being beautiful and being a lady guitarist, what other things do you do during leisure?

Caseless:
me sef confuse. I no get link to dat thread.

I don see am but dem don end. The tin be like say e dull sef but Here's the link sha .

www.nairaland.com/1943539/clash-of-the-knights-ii-ochon-vs-olubukato#27044274

IrishKez:

Aaawww!!! Oya stop being sad. Shall I call on nitlad to come take the drinks?

*whispers to her*....they are his favorite

Caseless:
i heart it's slated to hold tonight.

it would have ended or almost by now then, Abeg any links? Abi Shey na Lagunna open the thread abi?

IrishKez:
Am not a philosopher

Erm......ok complete the below for me....
If it looks like a duck,
Qucks like a duck,
Walks like a duck,
And swims like a duck,
Then________________

kilokeys:
barman.. life is beautiful jare... i cant be too serious or too nice or too professional in everything all d time.. meanwhile.. what a wonderful world.. i think ill do a guitar work and upload in a jiffy.
can u serve campari.. while i find my guitar?

Here you go sire

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*whispers to him*.....I wish I could learn to play the guitar and the keyboard

IrishKez:
Razor blade!

Buhehehehe . Your plans to get me maimed this night will not work

*starts rebuking the forces making me want to use the razor blade on her mouth *

**manages to overcome the temptation**

***drops two bottles of Snake Venom on her table***

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****runs away****

chycoroxie:
Private discussion

Buhehehehe . Ok, but can I @ least ask how the charges are structured?

Caseless:
i'm learning...
D simulation or illustration na die.

Hehe . Nor mind me jare, I could be a philosopher like IrishKez @ times .

Caseless:
na u get rap battle?

Na which day be their battle o

chycoroxie:
Yes,one can't be too careful

Ok, so how do I book an appointment?

kilokeys:
i was only trying to be poetic. .. u ruined it.. ur first impression.. chai.. i know we guys weary u all day with such.. but we r in a bar.. u should relax.. and be indifferent sometimes.. or just ignore.

Yeah I saw the little rhyme you created there . Nice tho' a bit crude .

IrishKez:


Good evening dear!

Good evening beautiful Kez . I need that mouth of yours open so what drink shall I bring? Or would I be needing a razor to force it open?

daveP:
And suddenly i feel like giving two peeps an RKO!

JBluv55 another carton of canned malta guiness! Chilled thank you (eyes one of em playing pool some metres away)

Yes sire .

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Danhumprey:


I'm suspecting Jbluv55.

Why you nor come woo her during the wooing season na? At least just maybe you would have been a worthy opponent but I'm guessing you were damn too scared to go up against me .

IrishKez:


Jbluv55!

Hello IrishKez, don't mind that boy. He is always chasing after 'meat' that is already being chewed by another. Didn't he ever learn that it pays to chase after fresh 'meat'?

SpcAgtOko:
But he is "my" baby...and I am protective of him.

Hallo Love, thanks for being a sweetheart

*hugs her from behind and gives her a peck while making jest of Danhumprey *

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Danhumprey:
Am I permitted to kiss you?

Nawa for you o.......

*goes to look for double barrel*

Tovot:
My day went Great it was beautiful . how are you and the bar faring?

Hello Tovie .

psalmizt:
And where lieth the patriotic fellow in u Ehn?

Baba forget about patriotism when obviously we seemed to have worked against ourselves by not planning adequately.

neighy:
HT... Sudan 1 Nigeria 0
as a Nigerian its a boring game dou

Me nor dey keep Nigerian matches for head anyway. If dem like make dem win or not