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Caseless:
what are u wearing? **in usher's voice** let me see....be my guest...

In Obasanjo's voice *clears throat*

kilokeys:
yeah.. live and direct.. it could vary in size.. have u ever done it?

If it isn't more than 250Kb in size then you attach it like you attach a pix to your post .

Usually if using a fone that records in amr format, 250Kb should be roughly 2.5 mins .

Liamm:
These guys are still awake. Una no dey sleep?

Morning sire . We nor dey sleep with both eyes closed noni .

kilokeys:
hell0 tHere.. lol.. ur moniker is weird.. what does it mean.. i see space goat every time i try to unscramble

My sweetheart isn't spacegoat

*whispers to him*....even tho' it was the first thing that came to my head the first time I tried to do the same thing you just did .

Lemme bail you out all the same - its Special Agent Oko

SpcAgtOko:
Self service bar

I am just finishing up work for the evening. Catching up on news now before I shower and binge on netflix.

Shhhhh......I didn't mean it that way na . Chai!!! English Language sef get im own wahala . Serve Yourself becomes Self Service .

Hehehe . Why not binge on me sweerie?

kilokeys:
thank you sir.. do u have a live band? i could b ur guitarist BTW.


how do i upload Audio records here? aint working

Oh!!! To upload audios would very much depend on the size of the recordings. Is it an audio you recorded yourself?

SpcAgtOko:
*steals some of his popcorn and walks off*

*comes back with a drink for him*

https://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/izzebeverage/32596/images/32596-hi-single.jpg

Here you go babe, enjoy the show

Thanks Love, I really needed that drink like mogbe right now .

Won't you watch the movie along with me? It has a very nice storyline you know .

kilokeys:
*joins in d movie* d guy na fool o.. im no sabi say she go carry belle before? abi na for ear im chuuk im kini.. ?

I dey even wonder why the guy(Nicklaus) didn't take the girl's life after making love to her. He prolly must have had a kinda connection with her to have just allowed her stay alive.

SpcAgtOko:
The doors are always open..

*whispers to him* but service isn't always guaranteed.

Service is always guaranteed my love, its either one is served or one serves himself or herself

How are you BTW?

kilokeys:
mr Jbluv55, i know its quite early the bars are closed..

martini with ice please... its cold outside o.. oga open d door make i come inside

Welcome sire .

*serves him*

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*comes out from room yawning*
**locates popcorn, carries it**
****sits down and slots in the movie "The Originals"***
****starts eating popcorn while watching****

https://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-gif.gif


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2u7768JOP4

jnrbayano:
Eventful I reckon...

It will be yet another day I will go play ball early morning to keep shape.

Interesting, Its been a while since I played that round leather game o

suxxman:
Hmmmmmm. I just hope so. Guess I'm gonna make here a permanent joint u know.

Hehehe . You're welcome always sire . We are here to ensure you get the best .

And I'm glad you enjoyed the meal

IrishKez:
I could tell, you missed my greeting earlier.

My day was pretty cool,
Can see your weekend is starting up well

Eeya!!! Sorry dear, I did.

Thank God for cool days o. Its raining elephants here o and I'm enjoying the weather . No sleeping for me tonight because I'm gon be watching my Vampire Series .

suxxman:
Lol, u sure that ponmo is fried??
The milk nko? Is it fresh?? And can I know the source??

Everything is as you requested sir, just take a sip from the milk and you should find out its just as you wanted . As for the ponmo, its fried and then dipped inside correct sauce with adequate pepper. Just take a bite and you'll surely request for more .

mismore:
Take water ehn....i can also do what?

Hehe . KingTom has offered me tomtom and water ......I meant you could also gist with them na

jnrbayano:
He is bubbling.

I was with him yesterday.

Ok!! So how is the weekend gonna be like?

rozzay:
I prefer telemundo sir

Hahahaha . Is that the only one you like watching?

IrishKez:
Oh ok, good!

No thanks

Hello Kez, how has your day been?

jnrbayano:
Daalu

you're welcome sire . Its been a while I saw Estimable.

suxxman:
Lol. Well, hope I ain't being nawthy but a glass full or brea*st milk laced with rum would do.
Also, A plate of Nkwobi with fried ponmo to match. Thanks.

Right away sir

Your milk and rum, you can mix them yourself sir

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Your nkwobi

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And your ponmo

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1690807_food1_jpegf137bf0ef41cfc287ac84eb888a41b49

alomosweets:
Sa-weeeet!!!
Can you name all the flavours?

Erm.....I believe you have strawberry, chocolate, lemon, milk, banana, .

rozzay:
Iiiiiiiilllllllk am scared alredy, don't like vampire series

Eeya!!! I love Vampire Movies like kilode .

I'm guessing you prolly prefer series like Lost, Desperate Housewives, etc abi?

olukenzo:
Ah bros. I still have few pieces of sallah meat in my fridge, do you mind?

Hehehe . I wouldn't mind sire

fidira:
Thanks much but I don't like that flavour I want d orange flavour but thanks much much dear

Of course feel free to complain dear, your happiness is our business .

*takes away the fanta apple and brings fanta orange *

https://www.coca-colaindia.com/images1/fanta12.png

*plays Lil Wayne - Mirror on the wall for her *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnVZdhvsdMs

dechandel:
Uncle mi
I am good o
You?

Ehen
*moves closer*
*whispers*
Who is that girl beennkumar has been hanging out with?
In this bar ofcourse

Dechandel the angel, mi good o .

*whispers back to her*....any girl you see around him must just be a fellow customer o, prolly they were just discussing politics

SpcAgtOko:
Chisos! *mind goes all mushy from the kisses*

Your kisses have the same effect

Hehehehe . Meaning that by the time I start planting kisses all over your body, you won't be needing coffee again .

Beennkumar:
LOL.

I'm sure you had a stressful day.

Yeah kinda . The weather wasn't very friendly too and had to do some site supervision

STENON:
No exams or Tests....But Lectures is stressful and materials are plenty for reading

Don't worry dear, reading won't kee you . Just make out little time to refresh the brain once in a while and you're good to go .

jnrbayano:
Stressful dear. I am sure am in the right place to rejuvenate..

Black Colt Rum dey so?

Hope you are bouncing....

Sorry I'm serving you late sire, had to check fish out the last carton

https://img.diytrade.com/cdimg/334322/1306413/0/1114341614/RUM.jpg

I'm doing well sir most especially after having a hot bath

chycoroxie:
No,one runs an E-bar,
He has not been coming for checkups

Hahahaha . Is it necessary to come for checkups even when there are no signs of a teeth problem?