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fidira:
Chef jbluv55 pls am so hugry can u please serve me a plate of rice nd stew

Right away dear .

*dashes in and out with her meal*

Here you are ma'am .

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How about drink?

STENON:
awwwwwwwwmmmmmmm..........*Yarns*......
Goodevening to you all

STENON dearie Awayu omoba?

fidira:

Lol I can dance but I can't twerk

Oh!!! So there's a difference between the two?

rozzay:
Haba so u culd only locate me from his table,abi

Not so ma'am but I had the impression you were both seated beside each other but upon getting to his table I got to know you were some 290m away from his .

*Looks around for Spaxon but couldn't locate her*
**drops a birthday message for her **

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I wish you Long Life and Prosperity in Good Health. I pray God grants all your heart's desires. Amen.

suxxman:
HBD dear. Wullnp.

Welcome sire . How are you today?

rozzay:
Sir jb did u have to say dat. Now ayam suspecting u 2

Haaa!!! Mami rozzay e ma binu o. I had to calculate the distance to be able to locate your table noni o

mzteemarh:
i dnt speak either of two, wish i knw my mum language but she has stayed long enough in yoruba land that she has already taken the yoruba culture and language as her own.

Oh I see. I stayed a little while in the North so I speak Hausa fluently and a little bit of fulfulde but omo Yoruba l'emi na o .

mzteemarh:
alright, Orun yi to poju

Orun yen ga gan ni . Boya harmattan ti fe wole wa niyen .

SpcAgtOko:
Thanks babe!

Hotter did you say... That means I can be seeing you in less clothes

Hehehe . Of course my dear but that will have to be in our bedroom sweerie . How's your day coming?

woky:
Amibo

Ina wuni

Aha!!!! Maigidan mu, sannu da zuwa fa . Shekara goma ba mu gan ka, lafiya?

Mismore ta na niman ka shi ne ina kiran ka fa

fidira:
Ur wrong there dear,not every lady.....no no no

Are you saying a preety lady like you cannot dance?

rozzay:
We aren't tgeda sir ayam omo(on my own). Ill have malt

*walks 290m away from KingTom's table to hers *

Here's your own malt ma'am

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KingTom:
****Sets table 290m away***
Jbluv55 just coke then

*meets him @ his separate table*

Here's your coke sire

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rozzay:
Us kwa, pls dear go nd sit on d table @ d end of d bar not dis one o, I can't fit shout

What shall I serve you ma'am?

mzteemarh:
I'm back I can't get all the ingredients at the moment.Plz order something else

Hehehe . You are so funny ma'am

olukenzo:
Yes please, I have taken my seat right by her side

And BTW, never say never

Here's your fura da nono sir .

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KingTom:
Jbluv55 the man on level 55 abeg give us some shayo

I don land sire, werin make I bring?

SpcAgtOko:
*cuddles close to him and sleeps*

I am ok. Nothing coffee can't fix.
How's your day been? Anything interesting?

Ahaa!! I knew you would want coffee .

*gives her a kiss, gets up and rushes in to get her coffee *

**comes back and serves her**

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***whispers to her***....day has been ok tho' weather seems relatively hotter than other days .

olukenzo:
Thank you sir.

Do I have the luxury of choosing who is to serve me?

I'd have Kunnu or Fura or anything that mzteemarh can provide.

Unfortunately for you sir, mzteemarh is a customer here(unless she decides to apply for the position of a waitress ) and thus cannot serve you, but fortunately you can choose to take a seat beside her sir .

If that's ok by you then I shall proceed to serve you sire .

mzteemarh:
nah it is okay,thanks the drink is just right in time.going on fine how is urs going?

You're welcome ma'am . And yes my day is going on fine too.

Bawo ni weather?

Amefrica:
You be wizard ni? Na my plan be that na..

Korrect!!! I get nursery school certificate for wizardry and I already see a vision that I'll get a free entry into your restaurant when I come visiting .

fidira:
Thanks for the music I love many Nigerian songs so many...I can't even mention

Any lady that loves Naija music must know how to twerk na

mzteemarh:
Lol people do say that anyway my mum is Fulani dad is Yoruba

Aha!!! That accounts for why I mistook you for Hausa . So are you saying that you do not speak Hausa or Fulfulde?

olukenzo:
You sure do look Hausa.

Welcome sir . I see you already made yourself comfortable . What shall I serve you this lovely Friday afternoon?

SpcAgtOko:
*stumbles in with a blanket and pillow and lays down*

*lays down beside her and plants a kiss on her forehead*

How are you love?

mzteemarh:
haha just seeing this I'm not Hausa thou anyway Emm just gimme me a chilled can of fayrouz. thank you

Sorry for the assumption . Here you go ma'am

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So how is your Friday going?

Xtarxhyne:
D jbluv in u s greater Dan d jbluv in me

Ma tan re so'gbo? Kii se emi ni o ma da gbogbo ru mo l'oju

Your siggy says "The Me in You is greater than the You in Me"

But the explanation you gave is equivalent to saying "The You in You is greater than the You in Me".

fidira:
Not really i'm a diehard fan of lil wayne *covering my face*

No need to cover face dear, Lil Wayne is cool . I personally love plenty of his albums and the tracks they contain .

So how about Naija music?

*plays Believe Me by Lil Wayne feat Drake for her*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwwiOLv6hnM

MissSlimbody:
Party/politics things for 9ja na do or die affair.

Two prominent parties clashed close 2 my area about 2wks ago.
It was very bloody, lives were lost.

Come see as parent dey call their children n spouses.

"Awon olori buruku tin n ja, e ma i ti wale o"

Wow!!!! It is well sha . When it comes to politics and religion these days, even siblings don't want to tolerate each other's inclinations. Allizwell jare ....*whispers to her*......Shey Iwo ko ba won da si ju sha?

Mzteemarh sannu da zuwa

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I offer you this byoootiful Friday afternoon ma'am?

sameer1212:
inakwana oga jbluv55

Ehlabai, Yaya yau? Barka da Jimoh .

Za ka je masalaci yau ko?

fidira:
Neh ....I love rap music

Aha!!! You must be one of those diehard lovers of drake, Kendrick and Eminem abi?