₦airaland Forum

xp17:
are you minding jb? he now dances to 'surugede' (the dance of the spirit) and also, he drinks cold beer with the demons in the forest. na waooo! kids eating food prepared for elder statesmen.





#revolution

Hehehehe . I've noticed Jb does all that but if the spirits and demons have been able to welcome him into their midst don't you think your assertion of him being a kid might be wrong afterall?

rozzay:
U can speak hausa too. Nice!

I love learning

zyzxx:
Gud pm sir and am

oga jbluv55 i hail oo

Broda!!! How far?

rozzay:
Fine dear nd urs

Mine has been ok too ma'am .

Weather is getting colder

missyhorlah:
I hope this is soft enough

Very . Or would you want me to take out of it for confirmation?

xp17:
jbluv55, don't border yourself, I'll serve my lady all by myself

Hehe . Its nice of you to have done that sir .

*whispers to him*....it shows you respect and care for your lady very much

zeemoore:
Great
A lil birdie told me you now climb trees old men point from afar
Is it true?

Hahahaha . As you correctly pointed out ma'am, it was a little birdie and thus has no qualifications to get any information whatsoever across to you .

And as you prolly know, I only go near trees that those old men have succeeded in climbing .

xp17:
I just dey look up, maybe some manners would fall . normal naija man prayer.

Hahahaha . Manna will soon fall sir

zeemoore:
Okies
owo soup and boiled yam, served in earthenware pot
I want the soup thick

Isn't that the same as as Ogbono?

Amefrica:
Anybody in Canada here?

Yes!!!!

rozzay:
Ok gud sir, ill have a cold bottle f teem, want somfin bitter

Hehe . No qualms dear but we only have can for now . The bottle will be available soon.

*serves her*

https://www.saverscart.com/image/cache/data/LUXI3/TEEM%20TONIC%20CAN%20DRINK%2033CL-500x500.jpg

So, how has your day been today?

zeemoore:
Jibola, omo baba jibola , ija bi ti bawo?
Mabinu jare
Hope you're good?

Hehe . Okay dear. And yes I've been good .
How have you been yourself?

xp17:
make any order on me.

I greet you sire . How is your day going?

rozzay:
Hhehehehheheh ok, ill consider it sir, were is ur lady from

Good!

My lady will soon be around ma'am. She knows I don't like missing her for long

rozzay:
OOooh ok nice. Lemme not go further, can I have a drink tho

Sorry I didn't serve you in time

What drink shall I bring ma'am?

Truckpusher:
The great Igho.
Was up ? broda!

Baba how far?

neighy:
u dnt knw Kuvuki Land? dd u grow up in I.B?

Yes and No

zeemoore:
[size=30] xp17, thanks for the mention[/size]

*quickly guides her to her favorite seat in the VIP lounge*

Zee nawa for you o. Shey a n ja ni?

daveP:
(comes out of chambers and looks about, adjust suit and puts on Micheal Westen specks and exits)

*comes out of chambers with a wicked smile , goes to serve people waiting *

neighy:
yea she's from KuvukiLand

True! *thinking to self: whatever KuvukiLand means as long as its FAR AWAY *

How are you bro?

rozzay:
Sowy wat is going on here. Lolz

Hehehe . We are just communicating ma'am .

daveP:
lets meet behind the bar. We get 'deliberations' sure now. Why not.

Ok sire . *guides him to the inner chambers to deliberate *

rozzay:
Hhehehehheheh ok, ill consider it sir, were is ur lady from

She's from a place FAR from Yorubaland

sameer1212:
lafia lau Ehlabai, yaa mutan gida?

Dukan mu na lafiya . Rankadede!!

Menene zan ba ka yau?

daveP:
i want to conduct an interview. Youre the guest. Hope you dont mind? Jb lets meet

Ok sire . Indoors or here?

daveP:
erm phew!


oh potroast (sniffs)

Davo baba . Hope you enjoyed the meal?

rozzay:
Am very fine sir, nd u

Mo wapa mami . I want to force you to learn another language even if just for fun .

*whispers to her*.....I speak a little igbo too and I'm trying to be better @ it. Moreso, my lady is trying her best to learn Yoruba .

sameer1212:
hi rozzay

Abokina, Yaya yau?

SpcAgtOko:
Tried to decode all of this... I gave up.

https://www.ideachampions.com/weblogs/Confused%20lady%20funny.jpg

Don't bother yourself dear, nitlad is a family member of mine() and thus the tongues he speaks in aren't new to me . Harlos is the only other family member that can understand him when he is like this - delusional

rozzay:
Ayam gud dear. Hallo sir jbluv55 hawayu all. Una gudafternoon o

The 'Lady in Red' . Bawo ni?

xp17:
goodnight everyone
wakeup strong and make Nigeria great.

cc: truckpusher,
mondisweets,
zeemoore,
spck...,
jbjuv55,
Cfcfan,
justeenaleo,
vivly,
obinoscopy,
190,
amefrica,
etc.

Good day sire . One Love keep us together .

Mention:
And you find this kinda people mostly in the Romance Section and Dating and Hook Up Zone..
Another guy z JBluv55, jeez I can't count the amount of people that patronize his bar...!

Aaawww!!! Thanks for the Mention() bro....

*pulls him aside and whispers to him*....but you do know I can't be considered a valid Romancelander right? Those who know me(like Reincarnated) know where I actually belong

One Love bro and make sure you meet me @ THE BAR for a special treat .