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chibwike:
wud u mind telling me

*whispers to him*....you have to bribe me first o

Babe2sure:
Yes. It was just kisses. Hope he has not been telling you something else behind my back? I know him for whom he is. He doesn't slack in telling lies. He is both pathological and habitual liar.




*You be nosy parker sef. Why you wan no? If I give you chance, you go wan know the details sef*

Hahahaha . E ma binu ma o . Just watching out for one of our favorite customers noni .

He didn't tell me anything sha

rozzay:
Me sef wan ask o, lol

Oya ask away na .

What would the good lady want?

SpcAgtOko:
*leans in closer*
Yes, dear?

*nibbles her ear and whispers some gibberish to her*..

SpcAgtOko:
*checks his pictures*

Hmm.. You are worthy to compete.

Yeah he's fit to contest but his pixes alone won't guarantee him a win.

rozzay:
No nid sir wen he s up he ll come say hello. Thank u

Ok dear . Anything for the boys and gehs today?

chibwike:
depending on the contestants, if them fine pass me...i'd let it pass

Erm.....no be only to fine be Mr NL na, there are other qualities that help to boost the profile of contestants .

neighy:
LastWeek theme was
DON'T GET SCAMMED
And if you'll SCAM
DON'T GET CAUGHT!!!
the THEME of this WEEK IS...
DO NOT CHEAT IF
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
CHEATED...

Points @ the Ladies in the BAR...


No be me Sponsor am ooo NA JB...

Hehehe . Last week's drama was an interesting one . We would have won a million naira if you had been there to assist

neighy:
Shuu na Fight?? JB see me see Gbege oooo
plus I dint ask for the meat...

Hehehe . Make I bring snake meat for you?

IrishKez:
Just said am fine and you quoted and ask again.
Wondering what you want me to say this time

Why not ask him how he is also?

neighy:
tx so obvious this one no be sallah meat... It looks like Beef na

When Sallah meat finish, na beef go remain na .

Want some too?

xp17:
she should be alright. we talked like a minute or two on Saturday. I'd try to call her for a long talk before the week runs out

btw, I'm attending a church service the other sunday (19th) I just hope heaven wouldn't fall.






has anyone seen Mr.190 lately?

I guess he's on a sort of vacation - maybe a honeymoon?

Beey:
Yeah Naija did Africa proud.I heard that it has reached Uganda our neighbor.Actually when I was growing up in the 90's,I remember there was an outbreak of the same in Uganda.It's only become popular recently but we had our fingers crossed then & we have our fingers crossed now.We like to call Him "The God of Kenyans" and we are trusting Him to keep Kenya & the world safe.

True that. The EVD has been in existence for a long time but this year's outbreak is the worst so far in history. I pray it remains so .

You'd pity the doctors and innocent individuals that lost their lives during the initial outbreak

May their souls Rest In Peace. The best that can be done is to wipe it off the face of the earth. I can't imagine losing a loved one to such an ailment

SpcAgtOko:
I need more proof.
More kisses - more passionate would do

Hehehe . Ok bring your ear closer first lemme whisper something

chibwike:
hahahaha...i wont tell any one...lets see how this year's own wud look like...with me contesting....*sips coke*

This season's own you meant?
The last one was conducted this year also .

So you'll be contesting?

rozzay:
Ayam fine o nd u, how's d bar nd ur wife. Btw weres dre11

We are all doing great ma'am .

Dre11 must be somewhere around o. Maybe taking a nap in the VIP lounge .

Shall I check on him to see?

IrishKez:
You'll soon send me off from this your bar with your incessant flatter

Pls don't mention that name

Ok ma binu . Shall I bring that drink now?

zyzxx:
yes oooo. And I can c d ministry is moving on

LOL @ministry moving. Na so e be o . No dulling moment .

Anything for the boys and girls?

rozzay:
Hello sir

Hello dear rozzay . How do you feel?

IrishKez:
No, caseless has an innate propensity for fighting and I don't like that about him.
Am helping him overcome it
It'll be counterproductive to send him to fight.

Hmmmm......your intelligence cannot be matched by many around here I must say . Kudos .

So who do you feel will be able to get the job done then? Dre11?

xp17:
S-stay
T-together
A-and
R-romance.

2 shine shine borbor would go a long way to revitalize a stressful day.

Here you go sire .

*serves him the first bottle *

https://www.lasttrywines.co.uk/sites/default/files/Star.jpg

Or shall I bring the 2nd immediately?

missyhorlah:
not yet...get me a drink please

Hehe . Ok dear.

What sorta drink would you require?

SpcAgtOko:
Really? *scoots closer to him* Tell me more

*plants a kiss on her lips *

*whispers into her ear*....You need more proof

chibwike:
Just a canned coke would do..Irishkez hw re u

Oh! You are a member of #teamcoke also?

*whispers to him*.....Beennkumar founded that team here and used that to win the Mr NL competition . Shhh....don't say I told you o

*serves him and runs away *

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misshoree:
no oo,how has been your day?

My day is going on fine o . Is your siggy really about you?

JoeCutie:
Who be Tamudo? Uhmm, any nice red wine will do. Can I get a cold la casera & gala too?

Tamudo is a very good friend of the bar .

*serves him*

https://www.buyam.com.ng/images/products/2/1/9/10012790.pnghttps://www.uacnplc.com/images/brands/foods/galarolls.jpg

*whispers to him*....you seem to love La Casera

IrishKez:
More than you'll imagine

Nothing, thanks

Pls tell kingtom not to spoil my evening

Ok dear. Shall I call on caseless to deal with him?

xp17:
dangerous Ke?
my driving is been bad lately ,maybe because I'm having a change in my driving pattern (from offensive to defensive). I used to race a lot , sometimes even with cops and emergency vehicles, so long I don't drive pass them, until my recent alone accident, wasn't too bad, just slashed the front tire on the driver's side. lately, I try to maintain the speed limits or the legal 5miles above, except on few occasions. but I'm considering going back to my offensive way, because it makes me be proactive and gives me smoother driving.

my insurance is getting better though.up till sometime this year, I was paying almost $280 monthly or $15** when I pay every 6months , but right now , It's been reduced below $200monthly.

my driving history is very clean like Vincent eyeama clean sheet, except on a not at fault accident I had long time ago. I should be looking forward to pay $100 monthly sometime next year.


@jbluv55, thanks for the lager, but it wasn't chilled as expected

Aaww!!! It was chilled when I served it. Maybe it got warm because you didn't take it in time?

Shall I bring chilled star?

Beey:
When the sun is setting in the sky,everybody knows it's party time!!

Yes it is. Hope you're ready to party too

neighy:
Yes Boss

Korrect!!

SpcAgtOko:
Sorry to spoil your nose... I came today without a shower.

Hehehe . Not to worry dear, I like your natural body 'fragrance'.

*whispers to her*......it turns me on

Beey:
Yes it is my mother tongue. Am a Kikuyu girl. Kikuyu is Kenya's largest tribe & mainly occupies central Kenya.It's also the name of the language spoken by the Kikuyu people.Swahili is the national language spoken inKenya & a number of other East African countries.

I guessed as much. I'm aware that Swahili is a general language in East Africa . Hope there is no ebola scare in Kenya sha .

Nigeria has done a very wonderful job in containing and eradicating the viral disease.