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SpcAgtOko:
Oh I can fill it in...
I love you.
I want you.
I need you.
I have you.

You're just so intelligent sweerie.

*whispers to her*....its all of the above

casket:
So sad...work resumes tomorrow
Jbluv55, how was your break ?

Break has been fine o.

Work has to resume na Bros abi you nor remember that Timaya song where he talk say "if you nor work you nor go chop" .

What shall I serve you tonight?

nitlad:
JB abeg alarm dey blow - wetin man go fit chaow?

Kabiyesi o **prostrates like KingTom**

Wetin baba wan chaow o?

IrishKez:
Until you give what you owe me am not telling

Hmmmm.....leverage tinz abi?

I've heard you ma'am . I believe that should be soon .

IrishKez:
I don't need their protection
They could trespass if I het drunk

Soda would do

Hehehe . Trespass in what sense ma'am

*serves her*

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Xtarxhyne:
50naira na

Yinmu

How did you send it?

jacabi:
Thanks. Yeah, I got it.

Ok sire . How's the weather? Its cold here o .

Caseless:
thank u, my advocate. I cant wait for the hour hand to hit 12.

Twelve it is then, if she doesn't run away before then

chibwike:
*whisper back*...what do u want?

Erm....I haven't decided yet but I'll let you know in due course of time .

When is the contest most likely to kickstart?

DumeloDumelo:
Jb good evening, my nick Dumelo is a name for my first son to be.

Interesting!! First son-to-be?

Ok. But still doesn't answer my question - what does it mean?

rozzay:
Ooook, oooh u r in IB dat means uve seen my manager how's he

Your manager ke? Who would that be o?

Ivanspring:
Fatal Attraction, I didn't know i was pregnant, Cheaters, World's craziest videos, A thousand ways to die, talent shows, News, movies, How do i look, wife swap, come dine with me, kimora life on the fab lane, superstory, taboos etc

Wow!!!! That's a long list . Did all that come into your mind or you have a jotter where you store the titles?

jacabi:
A bottle of chilled water would do.

Really? Just water?
Ok na .

*serves him*

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Did you note the correction I just made to your greeting?

Xtarxhyne:
Good evening house


dre11- F I dash u slap ehn ....I still love my Club

jbluv55-v send d money o

Welcome Xtar mi owon .

How much did you send?

IrishKez:
He's of age to tell, ask him before am accused of being jealous too.

Hehehe . IrishKez . What's your course of study?

jacabi:
jbluv55, na here you dey. "Barka da yamma"!

Yawwa Abokina! Sannu da zuwa . Na here be our relaxation center o . Welcome once again.

*guides him to a seat*

Wetin make I serve you?

IrishKez:
Have I ever asked for alcohol?
I don't trust these guys that frequent your bar
Abeg recommend soft for me

Hehehe . But you know that many peeps here are ready to protect you @ any costs na .

Anyway, I was almost going to bring IrishCream for you seeing that ...*clears throat*......

Would margarita be okay for you?

Ivanspring:
Just take it easy. Before you know it, twelve go just pass like that.

Twelve midnight? That's not too long as far as I can tell na abi what do you think Caseless?

SpcAgtOko:
You could coach him.

Hehehe . I may not be qualified to do that

SpcAgtOko:
Oh...ERM...wow.. I think I'd you were nibbling my ear, I wouldn't understand what you were saying anyway

Hehe . I was just saying that I **** YOU. Oya fill in the gap

IrishKez:
Your wife needs it more

And who is his wife?

IrishKez:


What do you recommend?

Ma binu = no vex. Shebi you wrote something similar when asking me a question the other day .

What I'd recommend would depend on whether it should be alcoholic or not

Deefuray I sight you. When you have listened, make sure you drop a shout out to some NLers special to you

Preciousone4ril:
lolz.... Tnks rozzay. Really didn't tink anyone wld play it. Were's your own vn? Wld love to listen...

I did . Your voice is very 'Barry White'ish(hope you know that musician)

rozzay:
Nice voice

Rozzay Where's yours na?

IBOGIRL1:
dis vn got me cracking. So funny wit d igbo lingua. Guy weldone.Ok here is mine

Wow!!! The one and only IBOGIRL1 herself. Your voice rhymes with your person - Lovely.

Odinaka00:
Ok here is mine

Nice one bro . I love the igbo part. It got me all cracked up

rozzay:
Its hot here o

Really? We just had like 15mins rain in IB o and with it came cool weather .

Caseless:
she's top on the list, if not d most intelligent here. I wan jst knw which course she de read sef. Abi na psychology?

Hehe . She's good but....shhhh....*whispers to him*.....she doesn't like too much praise .

Chycoroxie is that you?

rozzay:
Nofin sha just gimme water

Okay dear .

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How is the weather? Its cold here o

Babe2sure:
Ok o moti gbo o. i guess it doesn't include knowing your customer's intimate details sha o.

He told you. You think I did not see where he copied you and Missmossy?

Btw......I have granted your request as per that thing I promised you.

A quick one, give me cat-fish pepper soup and drosty hof. I am famished.

Hehehe . Nah! When it comes to customers, I'm of the policy "The lesser you know the better for you" and then any details should be on a Need2Know basis .

Only that he got a kiss and that's all he told me o abi Shey there was any other thing that...*clears throat*....

Mo ti ri o. O dun gan ni o .

*serves her*

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