₦airaland Forum

judgementyard:
ok, will remember when I buy my venza dis year.

the money man

PureGoldh:
Hmm...just relax....No rush things....permit me to say that Flesh is trying to take charge in dx matter but keep it on a low.

As adults...you two can talk things over....if you don't like him...just tell him openly that you can't build any relationship with him.

A girl once told me that she enjoys my company but she can't date me...I asked her why and she said she just can't...That she prefers us being**Besties** I said okay...since then ....we kept it on a low.

As a gentleman,I really don't have any issue with a lady telling me her mind...I don't force things

I know you're an ozo 2.0 stop lying

Tonymegabush1:
There are many ways to get a lady's attention I once saw a lady pressing her phone as if she was waiting for som1, I walked towards her I ask if it was me she is waiting for, she smiled and said no, I just asked a question which she answered next was her number which she gave,

Their is always a clue around when you meet a lady just find one

bad guy

gypsey:
Rubbish! maybe you are gay, what's wrong with 2 grown ass adults fu cking each other? I have fu cked nearly 156 women so far what are penis and vaginas for? if not for fu cking and urinating. peharps you should start using your penis for fu cking!

156 women wtf!!

Mikelarteta:
They should do their home work well so that another invictus obi story will not come up years after. May God bless every real hustler and open your door to breakthrough as you read this piece. Go and be great legitimately. Do not give up your time will come.

lol true see how Invictus obi fooled many

So much hate in the comments

NeeKlaus:
Arsenal's defence is no longer poor.
Have you been watching them recently at all?

because of a few games stop dick sucking this team

JastSiryin:
Calm down boss.. Not with our present midfield

don't mind him they're forgetting that they still have a poor defence and a owner that doesn't give a damn, they think that they'll challenge for the title cos they won the community shield

RonaldoVido:
If Arsenal continues like this, they will win 2021 champions league.

this ur talk dey vex me

michaelandre:
to the idiots saying laycon is a simp. u guys are not watching the show so u will never know who laycon is. laycon is just being real and to everyone the real simp is ozo. if laycon was a simp he won't have told Erica to give him space he has never begged Erica for friendship or love it has always being Erica that was angry because laycon isn't talking to her. ozo is the real definition of simp he begs nengi every night cooks for her cleans for her and follows her everywhere she goes like her fool

oook

PrinceOfEast:
Avoid me

you wan beat am

If anything miss for my account I will track this fool and beat him to a pulp

If na me I go kill the scammers by now

eyeon:
Lingard expecially.

Bros leave Lingard alone

Confirmedzombie:
all yorubas evicted, shame on biggie and his gross marginalization.

While Ozo, Erica, Nengi the igbos remain in the house.

We the yoruba youths will protest this gross marginalization.

Aluta Continua

ode isn't Laycon and Vee Yoruba pls stfu

davidtemi:
We don't have thugs as fans in our Arsenal. COYG

keep decieving yourself

Aritraco:
Though that's a typographical error , professor that couldn't make good use of full stop in his sentence.

this is not a waec english exam that I have to include the necessary punctuations, Mr English teacher

Barayeks:
Misplaced priorities...
He should as well introduce death sentence for failure to wear nose masks

lol

urchcoded:
I hope he doesn't kill anybody.

hmmm

SammySteve15:
He She is still young self
But which kind village shrine be this, and which kind old truck be dis wey carry vehicle worth Millions of money. See old junk truck and old Villa abi junkyard. See village people as them dirty reach, abi them be panelbeater/mechanics

AmuDimpka:
that is noble...at least they are dying for what they stand for and believe for.

what do you stand for ? absolutely nothing
what do you believe ? absolutely nothing


in the southern Nigeria...Bayelsa and environs are the dumbest set of people I have seen! with all due respect to the tiny few reasonable ones in that swampy and creeky place


Bayelsa is a shame ! a disgrace to negroes! nothing to show for ! with all the billions they still live in squalor,poverty and backwardness

fck u nigga

urchcoded:
Yenagoa, cultists headquarters. Don't be surprised if the man was a strong cultists. Those guys don't forgive. Reason why I say if what happened to those murdered IPOB guys was to be replicated in yenagoa those police men would be murdered in cold blood one by one unless you leave that state. RIP to the dead.

hmmm my guy just joined Vikings in Yenagoa recently I hope they won't kill him.

MelesZenawi:
Go and have seat..

Bayelsa are one kind of bitter filled people.. looking for who to pull down or grab their properties.

Eventual opportunist

Southerners always hating on each other , God will punish u for insulting my people

MelesZenawi:
Human beings dey bayelsa state before


The state is just inhabited by animals and idiots..

From A-Z of them always behave like cave animals

stfu

Aritraco:
Abuja is full gentle people.

go to rubochi government school you'll say otherwise

OgbanjeProphet:
Na so we go take see the faces of some of these Nairaland mods and bolts soon...

u wan beat them?

southniyikaye:
Shai, see mistake!!!
Almost all celeb and government officials get beef with that blog....
She better not be in Nigeria oooo.
I pray for her safety in arrears

haha the day I catch one of these trolling nairalanders I go beat sense into am

wintersnow:
Was traveling from plateau State to Port Harcourt, 2017.. after a successful nysc redployment, on my way back, our bus broke down, I think GIGM .. we had to stop somewhere in benue State, luckily enough the bus broke down close to a filling station, we had to sleep there. Met one fine corper in the bus , she sat close to me.. we later came down from the bus and decided to stroll a bit, before going back to where the bus was parked. One thing led to another, we started kissing, she removed my trousers and went down on her knees, Strange things actually happen, funny enough we didn't exchange contact.. y'all know the rest...
She's was actually engaged when this happened

One funny experience I wouldn't forget too, was traveling from Port Harcourt to Lagos, boreded the bus with one fine figure 8 babe, she sat next to me close to the window, I tried starting up a conversation she just ignored, 3 hours after the journey she became so restless, switching from side to side, before I knew what was happening I started perceiving a fowl smell, it became unbearable for everyone in the bus, the driver had to stop, mad we were asked to come down, omo as the girl just stand up eh, she don defecate for her body, naso I burst laugh.. her white trouser don turn yellow..

una bad guy

Millimann:
We were travelling and our bus broke down in a small town along the highway. Before the breakdown each passenger was minding his own business and no one was talking to another.
As we were waiting while the mechanic was fixing the car, I brought out a bottle of groundnut that I bought before boarding the bus and offered to everyone around. The next guy bought banana immediately, another bought drinks. Another started playing music on his phone, and that was how a small party started.
By the time the mechanic was through with fixing the vehicle it was as if we had known one another for many years. That was my best travel experience.

like what did u guys do in the bus?

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad


Ogbeni righteousness.....there is no rapture...there is no end time... this things have been happening before....even worse during the time of our forefathers...but no means of spreading such news

I don first tell you say you get luck say you nor dey stay with me
I for don use weed reset your brain....I go just cook indomie or beans with weed for you make you sleep for two days.....as you dey wake up from that two days sleep i go tie loud for you make you smoke
As you dey recover from loud i go Carry you go bar go give you ten bottles...then leave you for the bar make you stagger come house.....if your brain never still format completely then i go book hotel make two slim and beautiful runs babe come bang the hell out of you all through the night...with cow girl style....

bad guy