₦airaland Forum

BigTableShaker:
Life is hard bro, but you were the fastest out of those billion sperm cells your father ejaculated that day.
Don't disappoint the cells that didn't make it.
Your life is a gift, don't throw it away- Make it count.

rita25:
LASSSSSSAAAAA FEVER ON THE GO.............................................................KIDDWAYA WILL SOON TOAST THE RAT AND BLEEP AM OH

paulolee:
thats the same Sanchez that was on fire in arsenal before man.u made that bad transfer that nearly killed his vibes..
do watch him at inter and he is now playing with confidence jus like the old sanchez and he is happy at inter..
said it back then that man.u never needed him but they jus made that big gamble and it went bad..
still dnt understand why big signings like lukaku, di maria, sanchez, depay, zaha that all flopped in man.u are now performing at thier various clubs..
i think the problem is from man.u and the board keeps making this bad transfers jus like barca maybe because of excess cash..
i just pray that thier new boy sancho don't ends like that too..
congrats inter and sanchez for the new found love..

nairavsdollars:
Arteta deserves it

abescom:
First tell us how often you masturbate? That could be the cos and could have a long term effect on your health - forget what science will have you believe, it does have a long term effect.

Pimpmaride:
1. Do I fear God? Yes I do....

2. I fulfilled the law of love.. Love ur neighbor as ursef

3. I am partially humble especially as I dey broke.... I don't know my attitude if I get wealthy but I can't be proud... It's nt my gene

4. Not fully following this at all

5. I don't respect Buhari.. So number 5 is out for me


6. It is cool with me

yetunsbay:
No Time

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Pussy asss show for pussy asss niggarrrs

Real niggarrrz don't veg out in front of the TV watching bbnaija

Real niggarrrz smoke some weed, bang enough Pussy, drink enough bottles, make some dope money and seek for knowledge Anyday anytime twice on Saturday

Let me roll my joint.... future weed..only one drag..you go dey London...am going to smoke all night today..am going to smoke my weed till the end of time
But am going to be careful this night with the amount of weed am going to smoke because no matter the amount of weed i smoke i can never be the most high.....only jah(God) is the most high

Friendlyjoe:
Wow, i tot everyone on nairaland is a man

overdrive:
Thank God no be Nigerian citizen. Never knew oyibo are into fraud as well.

SexytorresE:
I wanna be rich , go places date and f*ck any guy of my choice next!

logon599:
NEVER raise your hands against a woman. No matter what the society will try to say otherwise, they're still the weaker, more tender and more vulnerable sex, the way God intended it.

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jamex93:
Sokoloan is the worst... Lol


Thank God for his mercies I can never use any of those apps again...

vickydevoka:
My brother please how do u know. I was playing 100 niara I won 100k since I increased my stake I became fustrated. B4 Coronavirus been on February I went back to 100 naira, my live have been going well. Last week I won 45k. Yesterday if not for Juventus I would have won 100k

flokii:
I think government should regulate or place a complete ban on anything betting.

The menace that started like play has grown wings, rendering most youths useless, depressed and suicidal.

snowland:
I know someone that made a very good 2:1 from OAU. He served in the north and immediately after his service, he got a job that paid him 30k. He didnt say because he had a 2.1 and lots of skill set, he would not take the 30k job. 6 months later, salary got increased to 40k. Another 7 months later, he got the opportunity to apply for graduate trainee position in the same company he worked with. Due to his experience, he was offered the position and his pay increased from 40k to 110k.
The guy had to potential of earning 400k monthly within 3 years if he decided to stay with the company. But he decided to quit after 1 year of being a grad trainee.
He now makes 10x of what he was making then on a monthly basis.

What did he do: He used part of the 30k monthly salary to get trained in Software Testing while looking for other better opportunities. He was lucky and the software testi g training opened up the opportunity of a good job for him and now, he's doing relatively ok.

You know who this guy is? The guy is ME.

Moral of the story: Never despise the days of your humble beginnings.Take the job, better yourself with any IT training and keep your eyes and ears open for better stuffs out there. God bless your hustle bruh..

Firstorderwizard:
I know three masters degree holders that applied for 30k npower job

hisexcellency34:
All of you blaming Lara Oshiomhole for running away, can you see for yourself how this old dwarf is disgracing her??

ghettokid1:
I staked 10,000 for Man Utd to loose & 10,000 for Chelsea to loose.
& 1 of them must fall for it

adedayoa2:
Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, man United, man city. All winning

JessetariahMD:
Word
Var helped Varchester united so much
Awarding cheap penalties for Bruno Penaldes to convert

Joshmodest:
Every team has benefited from the VAR , sometimes I want to think na Arsenal suffer the ting pass , but I remember old Trafford equalizer by auba , if not for VAR ...Manchester united for use ojoro win us....
Officiation in England has always been on an all time low ... Var has even come to prove how stupid some of these referees are with their callous decisions !

Balenciagaokey:


Manchester United suppose dey relegation, when they check premier league table without penalties.

Up Liverpool.
Champions

PresidentAtiku:
VARchester United fans will soon come for you

mkasum:
Beat her at her dad's presence. He would willingly asked her to breakup with you

domaboy1759:
Good. Let me go and fvck my babe

justino57:
This guy get sense at all ?