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This kind story ehn.....

Satan!!!! Get thee behind me!!!

safarigirl:
she's saying CR7 is too fine for her. Some men are just so gorgeous that they make beautiful women look and feel ugly

She should get with Balotelli

Meanwhile she needs to cut the cr-ap about her 'ideal' man....faithful and honest indeed. I doubt there's a popular sportman anywhere in the world with those virtues...even pastors sef no get am

But wait... I don't feel inferior when I'm with a pretty lady... So wassup? It must be a gender thing riiiight?

Nature129:
The ans is -3

The answer is.... There is no answer!

#matrix

Maria maria, you remind me of a west side story......

Dimples and blackett, get a room!!!

So she's basically sayin cr7 can make a supermodel feel ugly....

I bow!!!!

Does nobody on this thread know how to spell mannequin??

Anyway the only thing I noticed was that glass on the table... What's in thr, henny, remmy, jacky dys?? I wouldn't mind a taste, jus a taste! Rite now

Btw, I am not an alcoholic

oloyolo:
Ok I just bought a bughatti last week I think am tired of it

The last man that clicks like gets it

What about the first man to click? It was me oh!!

Why why why why why why why why why why why why denrele why!!??!!??!!

babyosisi:
Summer will soon be here
Just save up or embezzle up and come

I will think very seriously about what u jus said, the embezzling part in particular

Don't mind me joor, I don't usually comment on threads na d pics make me provoke.... Safe journey!

babyosisi:
Are you in Las Vegas and I shall deliver it personally

Naaaa babe I dey naija!!! Jus send them anyway u can fedex, planet express, western union...

Its been sooo long since I had those*bawling*

Send those donuts to my place pronto!!

I prefer some glazed, n others with strawberry or custard cream in the middle thnx!

Don't spend too much on me oh, and make it snappy!

Poepistlem!!!!

Young Boss! Hell, I wish I was there... Celebratin ma little homie's bday

Young Boss! Hell, I wish I was there..

P square we back again!

Who b dat fool wey dey lick cream??

MizMyColi:
hahahahahahahaha


Lmao

Rotfl


RIP to him though

Omg you psycho!!

Pictures!!!!!b man.... Or GTFO of nairaland!!!

Op finish ur story or GTFO

See as the baby dey concentrate ontop biscuit!!

I bow...!

Quote From my favorite show Hustle;

Thrs a sucker born every minute!

Jackeeh:
I think The man is just lazy in bed. He probably thinks being massive is everything. I'm very sure he's the wham bam kind of lover/husband. No pre-intimacy. Just dive in and out. .

Ahahahaha wham bam thank you maam!

Wow that's pretty desperate!! Desperado!!!!

Enegod:
I'm a lover not a fighter

Guy!! Na u dey here!! Ur not takin it easy with these girls today oh... Wetin shele??

bigdiva:
Relax dude, i'm a lover, not a fighter...

Well if that's the case, let me quote tiwa;

Love me love me love me love meeeee!!!

Enegod:
maybe someone should just shut the f*** up!!!

Wifebeater alert!! I learnt from that thread on fp a while back

Anywy @Op is this a math equation? Becuz in my drunk state me I don go solve for x...

Big diva vs kingeze!!!!
I'm takin bets here... 10 to 1!!!!

Chai... I like comin n nairaland when I'm drunk

Hmmm.... Front; Rita!

Back; Kimberly!!!!!!!

All you ppl seing blue and black are runnin madam!!!

These guyz wan chop all the dough for naija. Make dem kuku enta politics naa!!!

My name is johnny bravo and I endorse this babe!

But I'm vexin for skales

Oh my gosh.... That was crazy to read...
Op at least now u know how girls feel