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Let me rap;

If I come take pic with ur girlfriend, you come dey vex para show me resentment

You on ur own o, on ur own o .......

Tm

Superstardom's close to postmortem
But I don't mind, I'm on my grind
Keep my Hustle till the end of time

Trademarked lines

Sooo.... Op you couldn't even put up the pic of the so called sexiest, you want me to be lookin for her profile all over nl like adventure quest abi!?

I might not currently have a job but I'm not that jobless

The only thing I noticed in that pic was the spag... I guess I must be hungry

Go pats!!!!! true champs

He has officially overdosed on panadol for anothr man's headache yea

I swear chelsea is takin over this Nigeria!

First the dry gin, now club

Just quit sex then... Find another hobby

Thewhizzkid1:
Prove it!!

Come back in 1 week

Ahh reppin team#4. boardin school was jus too prisonlike for a free spirit like me

#prisonbreak
#scofield
#fred and george weasly

What r u all smoking? The answer is 16!

Inspector bravo here, me and my team will crack this case in a jiffy!

blemon44:
is it Ibada Nigeria?

No its the one in brazil

R u sure ur not drinkin smirnoff ice

ARES:
I know i usually say none of my business but this shiit makes no sense....9 years, 36 years....

I liked ur comment becuz I quit smoking 2 days ago and I've been destroyin temptation since!

Nice try tho....

Wow! Pele...I'm so empathetic rite now. Reminds me of the time back in js3 when a girl slapped me right in the middle of a lecture, all becuz I insulted her small.

Oboy even the teachr pause, waitin to see my reaction like action film.

Lo and behold, wethr it was from shock, or the helpless feelin of knowin I couldn't beat this girl senseless and go scott free(enuff witness), I jus started cryin right thr!!! Threatenin her with expulsion when I report to principal..


I trully learnt that day, it is better to give than to receive

Op u can lie!!! That picture was taken in the 1800s

emusmith:
I don't normally reply folks like you but lemmie lecture you a lil...

Sarah, the prettiest... lol...At age 90+, two different kings wanted to marry her...
They would have killed Abraham for her, as Abraham testified.

What are your strong points?

Kings normally go for the best!
Do you remember how Esther was chosen?

#mouthsealed#

Age 90 ke?? Which kin koNji.....

tosyne2much:
[i] My second experience

I walked up to this random lady and tried to strike up a convo.. I talked and talked and talked but for where ? If I hear say she respond.. Could you believe I foolishly took a walk with this lady for almost 10 mins without a word from her

** Fwd **

I got frustrated and told her I had to go at this point and that I appreciate her making me look like a fool

We parted ways and I haven't even took 3 steps when I heard the bomb " PLS GET A JOB

At that instance, I was overwhlemed by low self esteem and it was as if somebody hit sledge hammer on head from behind.. I couldnt wait but zoomed off (if I hear say I wait)

LessoN: overconfidennce is poison! Hahahahah

Choi! See latecomer... Class bell don ring oh

Man I hope she's cool as ice and doesn't mind thez haters..

If not, she should download that song by jayz n kanye... Haterz#

And you all should too

Thas nothing.. I remember attendin primary school in the states.. Fresh of the boat from 9ja. Class full of white kids n me bein not only black but african!??

Talk about fish out of water, how did I ever survive? *slips into whimsical remembrance* sigh....


Mad respect to this lady tho

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podosci:
Nop....It was the European space agency (ESA) that landed the probe on the comet

Ill have to verify that....... Dammit!!


Ur right

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podosci:
The EU successfully landed a probe on a moving comet.....while i guess the world has gone mad since people are more concerned about other peoples unclothedness,

Actually.. It was NASA from the good ol US of A that landed it.... Give unto ceasar!!!

Me no kno wataguan any beyonce, me na school ovr here in jamaica.... Rrrrrespect!

Haterz!!!