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nsydear:
my brother is lying down unconscious. the police had to intervene before he was accepted by the private clinic around.

Daaaaaaaaaamn that nigg* got knocked out!!?? I thought that only happnd in movies

nsydear:
my cousin acted in annoyance and destroy our building just because my brother separate him from fight. if you are in my shoes what will you do?

Oh wow r u serious? I shouldve paid more attention to the story. Is he the incredible hulk?? Or do u mean destroyed as in he jus wrecked the interior?

Don't mind me, its my birrthday, I'm tipsy and ill ask weird questions if I want to.

Anyway... I would call the police to lock his arse up so he can cool down a bit n reflect on his actions, then... I would forgive and forget ....................

After he pays for the damages!
Oya clap for me I'm awesome

Op, so... What language is this, becuz I'm tool lazy rite now to decipher

In....ter....est....ing

Nigerians! Manipulating english since b4 english was invented...

Isabeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll!!!!

The Only! Cartoon I manage to catch on nick nowadaays is spongebob...

How far? Dem dey strike??

Although I don't mind the haunted haths, I looove thundermns.....excetera blah blah

Hahaha same dam time!

now I have to go download that song

Yes yes... I also ehem, I'm.. also a virgin as well... You hafta believe me!

I like what I seeee( dolla dolla bills yall

Afrok:
Okay! Not bad but how many times had she included the "Ogechi" in her name? She for change the Kerry to Kelechukwu so that Kelechukwu will always be mentioned before Washington.

Its a good thing, while we are here dying about naming our children Cameron, Jerome, Stone etc, someone is proud of Ogechi...

But kelechukwu is a boy's naame

Wow!!! Complete package!

*singing* I like what I seeee

SMALLPENIS:
Where is your album?!

Airforce tear race

Can someone tell me how to book space?

Film trick!!!

Ahaha! Ahahaha!!! I got my own card b4 him...

Johnny bravo 1! - Banky 0!

^^^ I just giggling like a fool las 5 minutes

AgapeCharis:
UK is not a country. Three countries make up UK which are: England, Scotland and Northern Ireland.. The headquarters is England and London is the capital of england.



Finish!!

Youuu don go jack google abi??

jacksparrow1207:
BOTTLE OF KINI?
WHEN DEM BEGIN BOTTLE/BREW SHAWAMA?

When ppl start drinkin shawarma, na dat day gongon I go comot this nigeria

Op, nolly has rotted ur brain, kai!

I haven't played it... I ws born in 2016

Hahahahah

Haha! God dey use op catch trips

Pictures!!! Or gtfo this nonsense dey vex me

Itz all good, I kno everyone who's commented on this thread likes meeee *hugsies*

The guy don watch too much film

Rambo and co.

Cleaver---age? Op! That's a new word rite thurr

I would feel bad cuz I kno the guy won't sleep at all... Nite vigil!

Oops this question meant for the ladies...
Oh well!!!

romzyxy:
Ur comment is not funny and getting out of dix con3 aint funny 2. Xo b serious.

Hmmm very patriotic! *serious face*

ribbit:
i have one way ticket to somalia. you want it?

Errm... I was actually thinkin more in a north-northwestern-western direction thnx tho!!

Evrybody shut up for a second and help me out ; I NeED to get OUt of this Country!!!!

Hahaha cool story bro..

Anita must have heard that funny but very true story about the Ibo guy at the altar with his bride to be, when he received a call.

Next thing, "Nna container has landed pastor we continue tomoro"

diddydiva:
money is really good.
with it you can buy all the makeups and clothes that will make u look good

I second that emotion

Whoo... I dey use style fall for this babe