anybody wanna help ? heard the song and i felt sorry for payne.

mod sos, this spambot is over doing its job. I can't reply nor start new topic with my id, I checked my previous posts but could not fathom the reason for disabling me.


@ Ajanlekoko,
Oga will need to talk o, have been waiting for ages.

Yeah. Am the charming prince. She's waiting for me to propose. Ok, ok, Baby I lop u to mari me. Chikena !

chelseabmw:

@Poster,
i have always knew u had a problem, is it the same girl that asked u for #200 lol

nope, another one. dem many now.

Digriz:

@poster
Shut up your mouth mr tech.,
Thats d type of thread u wl always see frm ths teenies in romance section.

who's a teeny. bcareful man. we no be age mate.

Lord_Reed:

If she's in your hood why IM?

i move around a lot.

Christ, our strength in Ages past, lead us as we paddle the canoe of 2010.

Gud4u

Defarmation of whose character ? Dude get a life and egg.

Nawa o

Freecocoa, where did u c free internet and av u not eaten d forbidden fruit ?

dude get a job. get a good apartment. get a good car. then she wont give you only her numbre but her whole body.

Don't you know it is possible for you to have her fone number while one black Zap.in dude is busy tearing her yssup apart ? china ur eyes.

That ur pix na die

7hours and 30 minutes to the nu ya.

7hours and 30 minutes to the nu ya.

7hours and 30 minutes to the nu ya.

Much swagger

A Straight Chocolate pweety  girl just relocated to my hood. we got talking and later exchanged contact. I so much love technology and no way I can condone techy indolence from anyone not to talk of  a close friend.

I called her on phone on xmas day so that I can atleast have other means of chatting with her aside phone thingy.

Conversation

Me : Happy Xmas my baby, how is the day going ?
She: Fine Dear, Are you @ Home ?
Me: Yes, would you come hallo me ?
She: May be later in the noon.
Me: Okies. I'm online. Let's chat on Yim, Facebook, Skype, Live or whichever is convenient for you.
She: (Chuckled) Ha. I don't do online o. Ha, are you also into Yahoo Yahoo ?
Me: Stop kidding babe, you re AN UNDERGRADUATE in your finals. you should no how to be techy.
She: The first and last time i went to the cyber cafe was to print my school receipt and it was done by the attendant.
Me: Gosh, that means you hate technology.
She: I don't believe in it. Instead of Facebook, Take a taxi to my house or call me on phone.
Me: Heard you dear. Make sure you bring you yansh in the evening. would be waiting for you at home.


Damn. Some ladies are . . . . . . . . ,

thanks bro.

MY NAIRALAND ROMANCE LADY
She steps out in style evry minute she signs online,

With much swagger she rhymes her posts

Stalk by every dude

In the Nairaland Hood

An epitome of Beauty

Illuminatingly intelligent in replies

A sleek creature that cannot be compared

Sophisticated in every facet of life

Logical and Rational in all doings

Smart and agile with the strength of a horse

No one sees you without yearning for a second look

You made them hommies mind beat faster

Your Beau ideal is unique

You see more in a man than the face

A mother in a girl

Every dude wants a feel of you

A friend of all

With great sense of humor

With thou I pitch ma tent

cos I don't mind building you shawty as I build a life time.


Hapi Nu Year Babe.

Yellow dude

Art piece.

Art piece.

you too like muzik

good for you.

madlady:



@Poster, you look too young to know all that. LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I started chykin @ age 7.

puskin:

[color=#006600][/color]and how many things on the list does the poster do to his babe.

Seeing is Believing. Let you Sister come visit me for 2 weeks. she won't go back to her house.
Enough trips.

arkinses

fine boi

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?


6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.


KEEP READING


11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and
hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.


Are you thinking of someone?


16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.


One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.


21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected,
plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies
something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just
hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*

KEEP READING!!

26-don't lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at
work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need
you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*


ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT


31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss
her).*
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will
automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin
up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes upset, comfort her.


REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can
listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while
you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*


MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED



41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
45.sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on her.

you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love