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Don’t b surprise to hear that I have been admitted in the hospital tomorrow, this is what I did all in the name of celebrating Independence Day of our great country NIGERIA.

In the morning I took Beater leaves {colour GREEN} as my breakfast, in the afternoon I took gari {colour WHITE} as my lunch then in the evening i took beater leaves again {colour GREEN} crying….. I know what u are thinking, u are trying to calculate to get the answer right don’t bother pls cus the answer is GREEN WHITE GREEN meaning my excretion will a beautiful colour because my country Nigeria is great Country.

So help me out by clicking on like so that I will not be admitted in the hospital ooo I beg cus I dey fear injection like aboke knife.

what?? just like dat.........
he is even smiling in death cus to him he believes he has live a fulfilled lyf.
But killing him will it end terrorism? remember his comments that GEJ can kill him, but if he died anoda one will rise. anyway to the d Nigeria Army i say bravo.




But how are we sure is D N Army dat killed him, it might be one of his boys just to take over power.

lol...
What do u call a boyfriend dat attends celestial church nd beats u up evryday?=¤cele bobo on d beats=

with this i can now say boldly that we will fight terrorism for ever or for a very long time just like USA is doing.

bullyman36: They've sang it for you so many times to the extent you can still remember every line I can feel your pain back then

With ur user name I understand.

Yomieluv: Anybody who claims to use this,must be Wole Soyinka's age mate.

No u are wrong baba........... even Wole Soyinka is older dan ma oldboy but i use it in my primary 1 to 1st term in pry 2 be4 i started using pencil and note book, and i remember very well den my islate was made by ma grandpa which i do carry in ma head cus e heavy die.

Ok check dis pics lol

WINDSOW: There was noting like nursery then wen slate was being used.
Meream,U can lie o

No! Meream is right there was nursery, u go to nursery first which is mostly privates b4 primary 1.
And I remeber very well den wen my mum took me to the school were I intend to start primary 1, the teachers ask me to cross my right hand tru ma head to my ear, meanin if my hand can turch ma ear I will b admited to pry1 but my hand didtnt get to ma ear cus I was some how short den with a big head and short hand lol nor laff me ooh am a big boy now but all the same thank God that we are alif to share de exp.

Lolaabokoku: Then, A teacher wiil ask the class to sing " olodo rabata" for any student that got his or her sum wrong. The song goes thus:
Olodo rabata
Oju eja loo moo je
Onilo paper, sileti loo maa lo
Oremi kilo gba?
Odo oloju eja
Sioooorrrrr!!!
TRANSLATION
Dull student
Its only fish eyes u know how to eat
U will never use paper unless slate
My friend what do u score
Zero,,,,
Shame!!!!!
We also believed that whenever a child eat the eyes of a fish his/her brain will be dull
But, nowadays even the dullest child uses paper/book and not slate

Wow beautiful.

During my secon school days, if u late to school o boy d senior (ss3 students) will flog nonsense out of u or they will draw car on de board and ask u to push it forward even the senior will ask u to go and buy rice and ice water or kwilikwili and bring change without giving u any money lol but now if any ss3 students dere beat any junior students d teacher will beat nonsense out of u...... mehn seriously things have really change.

this was our IPad/IPhone 6 then which we use to write, fight and play. And we call it slate.
Did you use it?

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Published on September 15, 2014 by

By Simon Ateba

There are torture chambers in police stations across Nigeria and the torture techniques used by both military and police are disturbing, Human Rights watch, Amnesty International (AI) says in a new report about Nigeria.

The report titled,”Welcome to hell fire: Torture and other ill-treatment in Nigeria”, will be presented at a press conference in Abuja on Friday by AI Senior Director of Research, Nicola Duckworth, and Africa Research and Advocacy Director, Netsanet Belay‎.

“From starvation to sexual assault and tooth extraction. It shows how conflict with Boko Haram has exacerbated the problem, with soldiers arbitrarily detaining and torturing large groups of people as they hunt for members of the armed group,” say‎ excerpts of the report made available to our correspondent.

AI said torture survivors will be available for interviews at the event.
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2014/09/15/nigeria-not-different-from-hell-fire-says-ai/

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Good Morning
some 1 should help!

mehn please am still here waiting for response....................

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wow Yobo Sept. 6 and me J'Delight Sept. 9 hmmmm happy birthday to big bro Yobo, you will end well in Jesus name Amen. Happy birthday in advance to me. great men are born on the months of emba.

Meaning Bishop David O. and T.B J have been struggling to be where they are today any way now I know better. God bless them more.

the girl na witch joor

Nigeria Police acaddemic results is out your interview start from sunday
https://www.nairaland.com/1874415/nigeria-police-academy-result-out

POLICE ACADEMY SELECTION BOARD INTERVIEW OF CANDIDATES FOR ADMISSION INTO THE SECOND REGULAR COURSE OF THE DEGREEE PROGRAMME

1.The candidates whose names appear in this publication were successful in the Entrance Examination for the Second Regular Course of the Degree Programme of the Nigeria Police Academy Wudil, Kano held on 7th June 2014. They are to appear for interview before the Selection Board from Sunday 31 August 2014 to Friday 12th September, 2014 at the Nigeria Police Academy Wudil, Kano. Candidates will appear before the Selection Board in 3 Batches as follows:

A) BATCH ONE: Candidates from the under-listed states are to report on Sunday 31 August, 2014.

(1) Abia

(2) Adamawa

(3) Akwa Ibom

(4) Anambra

(5) Bauchi

(6) Bayelsa

(7) Benue

( Borno

(9) Cross River

(10) Delta

(11) Ebonyi

(12) Kano

B) BATCH TWO: Candidates from the under-listed states are to report on Sunday 4 September, 2014.

(1) Ekiti

(2) Kebbi

(3) Gombe

(4) Imo

(5) Jigawa

(6) Kaduna

(7) Edo

( Katsina

(9) Enugu

(10) Kogi

(11) Kwara

(12) Lagos

C) BATCH THREE: Candidates from the under-listed states are to report on Sunday 8 September, 2014.

(1) Nasarawa

(2) Niger

(3) Ogun

(4) Ondo

(5) Osun

(6) Oyo

(7) Plateau

( Rivers

(9) Sokoto

(10) Taraba

(11) Yobe

(12) Zamfara

(13) FCT Abuja

2. Candidates who fail to report on the above dates for their respective batches will not be allowed to attend the interview.

3. All candidates will first undergo a screening exercise which involves certificates screening, medical tests and physical fitness tests. Only candidates who pass the screening exercises will qualify to continue with the interview.

4. Candidates must bring along the originals and photocopies of the following documents:

a. Academic certificates/statements of result and testimonials for primary and secondary schools (Junior and Senior).

b. Birth Certificate (preferable) or Declaration of Age.

c. Proof of State and Local Government of origin duly signed by the Secretary to the State Government or Chairman of Local Government as the case may be. Certificates obtained from Police Officers from the same state of the rank of Chief Superintendent and above can be used in place of Certificate of Local Government of Origin. In this case, the officer must indicate his formation/unit, appointment, contact address, phone numbers and e-mail address. The officer must also affix his/her formation/unit stamp and sign.

d. Acknowledgement Cards for external SSCE/GCE only.

e. Police Academy acknowledgement forms downloaded from the Internet and/or proof of purchase of the Application Form from Zenith Bank.

5. Candidates who fail to bring along the documents listed above will be disqualified. Any alteration on the documents will attract outright disqualification.

6. Candidates are to also bring the following items:

a. Two blue shorts and Two white T-Shirts.

b. A pair of white canvass shoes and 2 pairs of white socks.

c. Toiletries.

d. Crockery and cutlery

e. Sufficient money for transport to and from Wudil.

f. Scratch Cards for WAEC and/or NECO results for online confirmation of results.

g. Second copy of Postcard photograph that was presented and endorsed at the Examination Centre during the Entrance Examination.

http://nigpoliceacademy.org/content/police-academy-selection-board-interview-candidates-admission-second-regular-course-degree-0

After his return to America and decision to go back, he admitted he lived for the natural endorphins storytelling and uncertainty gave him.

You don’t want to be defined as that guy who got captured in 2011.

It’s a struggle because there is always that allure for some people of combat. There is always that sort of high of being close to combat … and then being able to come back and tell that story.


Rest in peace James Foley, and thank you for your courage.