₦airaland Forum

mistabiola:
Jona broda ,how market

Market dey go well oh

watered:
U crace abi?

Funny u

kingphilip:
go to d nearest branch of ur bank n make complaint

i have don that bro but i will go there again now. thanks

erisegun:
she meant N3045.60 KOBO

please some1 should tell me what to do na pls my 6k nor fit go like that oh. and b4 u ask its 3,045.69 x2 = 6091.38 nairacus i paid for 2.

please house help me please i have paid for the nysc mobilization 3,35.60kb and d money was debited from my acc but in the nysc portal says make payment before u can print. Pls I beg how do I get the money back?

Every mum gave birth to a child
Except my mum
She gave birth to a legend
Twalle mum #Repect&peacema
No woman will separate me frm my pretty mum.

Ladies and gentle men this is the CV. Of Ambode APC. Governorship Candidate for Lagos state (beautiful CV) but when we ask for that of Presidential candidate, initially he said his certificate is with the military, to cut the long story short he went and gave us OLUWOLE (forged result) same man that could not fill his INEC form properly, same man that forgot the name of his running mate so many error just to mention few. well as for me I HAVE DECIDED to vote for transformation so pls APC keep your change I don’t need it cus is not genuine sir/ma.

Now before APC will come and attack me could u pls start by enlighten me on what ur General has or have being doing to help Nigerians or even his own people. A man whom has no company plans to help the jobless youth in Nig. Or A man whom is not well educated contribute to Nig. Education hmmmmm well I dey here dey wait for APC supporters y confirming the real taste of orijin………….heyyyyy bar man pls three more bottles of orijin pls. J’Delight

Ladies and gentle men this is the CV. Of Ambode APC. Governorship Candidate for Lagos state (beautiful CV) but when we ask for that of Presidential candidate, initially he said his certificate is with the military, to cut the long story short he went and gave us OLUWOLE (forged result) same man that could not fill his INEC form properly, same man that forgot the name of his running mate so many error just to mention few. well as for me I HAVE DECIDED to vote for transformation so pls APC keep your change I don’t need it cus is not genuine sir/ma.

Now before APC will come and attack me could u pls start by enlighten me on what ur General has or have being doing to help Nigerians or even his own people. A man whom has no company plans to help the jobless youth in Nig. Or A man whom is not well educated contribute to Nig. Education hmmmmm well I dey here dey wait for APC supporters y confirming the real taste of orijin………….heyyyyy bar man pls three more bottles of orijin pls. J’Delight

Obasanjo/Atiku had 8 years but couldnt fix power!!!
Fashola and Tinubu had 16years in lagos they
couldnt fix all the roads in lagos and couldnt give
lagosians portable water to mention few.
GEJ has spent 5years + as President of over 170m
people and they want
him to overnight turn Nigeria into a paradise. They
call him names,
Clueless, Foolish, some even said he is silly
e.t.c. But...
(1) He built 150 almajiri schools.
Yet Goodluck is bad.
(2) He revived railway that was comatose for over
28yrs. Lagos-
Kano route,Lagos-Southern Ogun air condition
train route,Ajaokuta-Warri standard gauge route,
PH-Enugu airconditioned train route, PH Maiduguri
train route, Kaduna intra- city train
routes,Makurdi-PH airconditioned train route,
Abuja- Kaduna standard guage route. Work on
Lagos-Ibadan standard guage route ongoing. And
about to kickstart Lagos-Calabar coastal railway
route. Yet Goodluck is bad.
(3) He established 12 federal universities.Yet
Goodluck is bad.
Massive road reconstruction across the country
(25000km). Benin-
Ore road, Abuja-Lokoja expressway, Enugu-
Abakaliki, Onitsha-
Owerri road, Kaduna-Maiduguri road, East-West
road, Parts of PH-
Enugu road &Lagos-Ibadan 8-lane road ongoing.
Yet Goodluck is
bad.
(4 ) Construction of 2nd Niger Bridge is
ongoing..Yet Goodluck is
bad.
( 5) He dredged River Niger..Yet Goodluck is bad.
(6) Improved power supply from 2500mw to
6000mw and
implanted 10 new power plants..Yet Goodluck is
bad.
( 7) He revived the automobile industry with the
new automobile
policy spurring Nissan&Hyundai e.t.c to assemble/
produce cars in
Nigeria and the emergence of Indigenous
automobile company the
INNOSON group now producing locally made in
Nigeria cars, SUVs
and trucks known as the IVM motors First in the
history of Nigeria,
She joined the commodity of car manufacturing
countries..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
( He remodeled airports to international
standard,built five new
airport terminals in PH, Lagos,Kano, Abuja &
Enugu. First in the
history of Nigeria, the East now have an
international airport..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(9 ) He signed freedom of information(FOI) bill past
leaders refused
to sign..Yet Jonathan is bad.
(10) He revamped the agricultural sector. Nigeria
now the largest producer of cassava in the world
with 45million metric tonnes-FAO, the largest
exporter of cassava chips to China and have
unprecedented 60% sufficient in rice
production.Yet Goodluck is bad.
(11) He gave women 35% affirmative to women
participation in
governance which saw the emergence of Muktar as
the first ever
female Chief Justice of Nigeria..
Yet Goodluck is bad.
(12) He was able to contain the outbreak of Ebola
disease..
Yet Goodluck is bad.
(13) No more long queues at filling stations..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(14) Nigeria manufacture her first ever locally made
drone..
Yet Goodluck is bad
(15) He signed local content act. Nigeria now have
400 tankers
transporting crude oil.Previously it was 60 tankers.
Yet Goodluck is
bad.
(16) His government recorded an unprecedented
achievement in
sports, best sporting performance in the history of
country..Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(17) Nigeria is now the largest economy in Africa
and the
3rd fastest growing economy in the world after
China and Qatar--
CNN..Yet Goodluck is bad.
(18) He made it possible for Nigeria to conduct the
most free, fair &
credible election in the history of the country (2011
election). Yet
Goodluck is bad.
(19) He does not interfere with the electoral and
judiciary
system.Elections in Imo, Anambra,Osun, Ondo and
Edo are examples. In the
history of Nigeria, is only in his government the
opposition
controlled large number of states and controlled
greater number of
seats in the National Assembly..Yet Goodluck is
bad.
(20) Under his government,political assassination
and
assassination of high profile Nigerians is now a
thing of the past.
Who killed Dele Giwa, Bola Ige, FunshoWilliams,
Marshall Harry,
Aminisoari Dikibo,Alfred Rewane, Ken Saro Wiwa,
Kudirat
Abiola,NBA chairman Barnabas Igwe and his wife
Abigail Igwe? In
whose governments were all these murdered? I
can go on and give
you about 100 high profile political assassination
in Obasanjo's
civilian rule alone..Yet President Goodluck
Jonathan is bad and so
unacceptable to you.
(21) GEJ approved 2,564 vehicles for police for free
and fair elections and some bad eggs still complain
that he is not working.
I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY NIGERIANS WILL
BE JUDGED
NOT BY THE DIALECT THEY SPEAK BUT BY THE
CONTENT OF
THEIR CHARACTER. I hereby challenge anybody to
bring forward
the achievements of Buhari, Babangida, Abacha and
Obasanjo.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND PUNISH THE ENEMIES OF
NIGERIA.

.

Dear Apc,s pls be inform once again that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock till 2019. If u can't wait then go n form or build ur own Aso Rock after all Rock na Rock na J'Delight say so.

I think its time to start removing their testicles with that raping will reduce.

Dear Apc,s pls be inform once again that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock till 2019. If u can't wait then go n form or build ur own Aso Rock after all Rock na Rock na J'Delight say so.

Beautiful Evening Everybody............ why don't we stick to the following; 1. Go to you Polling Centre on the 14th of Failbuhari. 2. Cast your vote 3. Protect your Vote till it has been counted. Number 4 is compulsory... 4. Stay, watch and hear Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan declared Winner 5. Dance Shoki & Skelewu 6. Repeat 5 till May 29th most especially in Lagos cus Lagos really change!!! I remain De 1 & Only J'Delight.

Thank you for turning up today for our mega rally in Ikeja. Your tremendous show of support is overwhelming and humbling. ‪#‎VoteJimiAgbaje‬

bobo65:
Do you want a new or used machine?

Brand New one sir

Please can some one here help me with all the info about large format printing machine.
I mean how & where to get also how much will cost with the installation.
Thanks.

Funny really funny this suppose to be in joke section. Just think about it Naija Girl not just a Nigerian but Benin girl na wa oh well am not suprise dia own na apaa dey 4 London aunty dey for Italy...... E dey some of dem blood but not all. Sorry op I don't no hw to advice u on dis sir.

daniel9202:
desperate pdpians bloggers!!!
na thunder go fire all of una!
GMB 2015###

D thunder wey go fire u dey drink Agbo!

























Baba na joke oh please don't take seriouse oh.

superneutral:
Sometimes common sense is nt alwayz common....


get a work bro



or try harder with photoshop

Aaah why D insult na I swell na copy and paste from anoda site so pls I don't no if is photoshop work or not okay..... I only share what I saw.

I dont no what to say oh....

Stop De Rape Pls!

Mum: ko ko ko son wake up its time for school
Son: Am not going to school again
Mum: what! Junior my boy why?
Son: cus I believe I can be a leader without certificates. Mum cant u sees what is happening; Musa is contesting for the post of a president without certificate.
Mum: WHAT NONSENSE I MUST VOTE AGAINST THAT MUSA COME FAILBOHARI 14 CUS MOST CHILDREN WILL NOT LIKE TO SCHOOL AGAIN,

Mum: ko ko ko son wake up its time for school
Son: Am not going to school again
Mum: what! Junior my boy why?
Son: cus I believe I can be a leader without certificates. Mum cant u sees what is happening; Musa is contesting for the post of a president without certificate.
Mum: WHAT NONSENSE I MUST VOTE AGAINST THAT MUSA COME FAILBOHARI 14 CUS MOST CHILDREN WILL NOT LIKE TO SCHOOL AGAIN,

Mum: ko ko ko son wake up its time for school
Son: Am not going to school again
Mum: what! Junior my boy why?
Son: cus I believe I can be a leader without certificates. Mum cant u sees what is happening; Musa is contesting for the post of a president without certificate.
Mum: WHAT NONSENSE I MUST VOTE AGAINST THAT MUSA COME FAILBOHARI 14 CUS MOST CHILDREN WILL NOT LIKE TO SCHOOL AGAIN,

You can tell him u are 3 weeks pregnant for ur boyfriend

NO Vacancy in Aso Rock Sir, but you can try local govt chairmanship post.

By the way why did he suddenly change his mode of dressing. now dressing like Joan.