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I never believed Nigeria was that hard until, i saw my friend eating Bread with "Anointing oil'' >:

BREAKING NEWS...
On issue of electricity
Minister of Power - Babatunde Raji Fashola
asked me to tell you that all Power belongs to God

New Nursery rhyme for Nigerian pupils.
Old Buhari is sick and went to London
Hmm haa went to London
He left our beloved country and travelled abroad
Hmm haa travelled abroad
The sickness became worse and he never returned
Hmm haa never returned
There came angry Nigerians who rumoured his death
Hmm haa rumoured his death
There came his speaker who said he's alive
Hmm haa said he's alive
Old Buhari got up....... To be continued...na joke oh!

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari wasn't president when factories in Ikeja began browning off and selling their facilities to churches.


He wan't here when 80% of SME died away and the rest went on life support.

Buhari wasn't president when landlords were being watched charging rent in US dollars and stores were selling in hard currency.


Buhari wasn't president when wheat farming collapsed and Cote d'Ivore overtook us in Cocoa production.

Buhari didn't destroy Iwopin paper mill or ALSCON in Ikot-Abasi, a single factory that at a point brought in 30% equivalent of what we got from oil.

Buhari didn't take us from net exporter of oil palm products to lazy importers of the same.


Buhari didn't make us importers of petrol and diesel nor is he responsible for killing of the textile industry.

He didn't destroy our forest resources or ran down power stations like Egbin until only three out of twelve turbines work.

People shout policy but there is no policy that can transform a 'post-war' economic environment with the snap of the finger and government should just tell the people that this thing is what it is.

Government also has to water down expectations on oil prices ever rising above 55 dollars because it is just not possible in the age of Shale and renewables.

This nation is cornered and it has no choice than to reform it's lifestyles and go back to work.

It has to reform it's justice system such that it can jail it's thieves and reward those who do things right. We are refusing to allow hardship nudge us in the right direction but prefer to explain our woes as a personal failure of Buhari to draft policy from sheer air.

They were trampling people to death on job queues before he came on board.

Where are your farms to save you from food importation or your refineries to save you from seeking dollars to import fuel?

Where are your schools to educate your children without sending them to foreign universities when you can afford it?

He isn't two years in control yet and I believe he deserves a little more understanding given the gradients of the point where he took over.


Buhari met all these things that way, plus a devastating war that devoured the nation from a region and we have the choice of working with him to restore and rebuild the country or allow ourselves to get us into false sentiments, take advantage of us to return us to the years of the locust.

Where is Buhari?

I need the practice questions. Pls forward to jccccare@yahoo.com jdelightgroup@gmail.com

When will school portal reopen?

DLondonboiy:
Nothing good can come out of Edo state...

They have the highest number of witches in the whole world..

Almost every junction has earthen pots loaded with sacrifice in this day and age...

90% of their girls are prostitutes...locally and internationally...

The Esan people of edo state are the most wickedest ( for lack of a better adjective), most wickedest people in the face of this Gods own earth...

90% of the first sons of Edo state are either useless, mad or confused...them be like people wey dem use for sacrifice..

While we thought we have seen it all.....THIS

oloriburuku oloshi oma ale jati jati anuofia.

It's age group celebration oh and that is my village Uzebbaiuleha Owan west Lga Edo. And those guys are twins Omo is a senior lecturer in Unilag y Odion I don't really no much about him now but they were once my teacher den in secondary school 2001. D age group celebration is not compulsory for everybody. That is for nw.

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Why is Adam Oshiomole so desperate to win Edo state Governorship Election?
From all indications I think Oshiomole is poses with the spirit of sit tight syndrome. Because almost all the campaigns done in Edo state he is always at the front doing the talking instead of Obaseki, even there are some cases Adam Oshiomole will have to knee down to beg or jump up or dance.
I ask again why is he afraid to lose this election?
Was this not the same man that promulgated the slogan in 2006 "say no to godfatherism'? Why is he playing the role of a godfather now?

destiro:
Is it possible to fund e-wallet via internet banking / atm / mobile app?

Generate ur remita no go to remita.com click on pay electronic bill paste ur remita no generated from ur portal and follow the procedure

I CAN SEE RELIGIOUS CATASTROPHE IN NIGERIA COMING SOON AGAIN.
Seriously I don’t know why Nigerians have suddenly turn hypocrites pretending as if all is well.
Holistically, all is not well; our problem is not just financially.
Remember the killing of Late Mrs. Bridget Agbaheme in Kano, for alleged blasphemy.
How about the killing of Late Mrs. Eunice Elisha Olawale in Abuja. For preaching the gospel.
In 2015 general election, precisely Jan 04, 2015, I remember a famous church, ask her church members to show their PVC, affably instructing them ‘indirectly’ to vote CHANGE. But what I don’t understand now is why are they silent? APC Supporters why are you silent?
To me PMB would have gone for the post of EFCC chairmanship voluntarily,
Wake up Nigerians do what is right.
Please don’t get me wrong am not an advocate of violence, but don’t wait until you are affected.
God Bless You All Amen.

Has anybody Notice this:
The numbers of kidnappers have increased.
The number of Arm rubbers have also increased.
Number of Prostitute have also increased.
Number of mendcants have equally increase (60% Northerns)
Number of unemployment increased too
How about fraudsters, same Mehn they have equally increased with new techniques.
APC supporters have decreased.
Power supply decreased.
Savings decreased. And no body is complaining. Hmmm suffering and smiling.

EVEN
So many fuel station don't make sales like before again.
People don't use generator again.
Businesses closing up.
People traveling out of Nig. by road even if is Ghana they don't mind.
AND you say PMB & his inept ministers are working. Hmmmm I fear una oh.

Even on the corruption fight, do you know corruption have also increased. You doubt it right? Wait board a bike around 7:30pm to any police checking point in the street of Lagos then you will understand what I mean.

Dear Senator Daniel Dino Melaye, you are currently trending online right now.
You are growing fast in terms of popularity, but only on negative news. please do what is right sir. Apologize to stop the unknown troubles coming your way.

Sir, Men are created equal but truth be told sir, some men are more superior than some, some men are gladiators with a deference.
I understand that she called you a thug, dog and all that. simply because you where of the opinion that those senators working for baba as a spy should be punished. But sir you overreacted.
Remember currently sir you do not have a good record in handling of a woman (the abuse of Tokunbo Fabiyi)

Senator Remi Tinubu was also wrong. But sir it make no sense threatening some body's wife that you will beat and in pregnant her aaawww.

Also you are right that "Tinubu is not god" but sir remember even the bible says "be wise". Thank You and God Bless you.

@up na my crush be dat na lol na joke oh