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Adextaiwo48:
What is a UPN... Is that a political party or pressure group?

see it here..

mistabiola:
Jona: Good morning sir.
Me: Morning ,have your sit.
Jona: I need this job sir because I have a mission to complete.
Me: Okay, where are your credentials.
Jona: This is it sir, I'm even a PhD holder in zoology.
Me: This is not an animal kingdom, Do you have any leadership skills or qualities.
Jona: Yes sir, I have been a leader before but people do say I'm clueless and I'm here to prove them wrong.
Me: This is not a testing Ground for people like you.
Jona: Sir, When I was young I have no shoe.
Me: Now I see you have no clue at all, we will get back to you.
Jona: Abeg sir, this is my last chance.
Me: Can you please leave my office…. Next person pls.

Musa: Door knocks ko ko ko
Me: Yes who is there?
Musa: Sir is me Musa
Me: Oh come in pls sit down
Musa: thank u sir
Me: Do u av the certificate now?
Musa: No sir, but I just want to tell u how I intend to run ur organization if u give me the opportunity sir
Me: Alright go on
Musa: Ok thank u sir, now if u give me the chance to work for u, there will be “CHANGE” there will be free meal for all your young staffs, 5k monthly allowance for the poorest, also some monthly allowance for those coming here to job hunt and the corrupt staffs I will send them to jail.
Me: Wow nice one,
Musa: thank you sir
Me: Now you talked about corrupt staffs hope u will include Tinubu, Amachi, Fayemi, and eeennnn…. Ok you also talk about free meal, allowance and all that, from your record you said you have like one million left in your account and 150 cattle’s that you love cattle’s rearing. Now are you trying to tell me that you will sell all the cattle’s & give the money to the poorest? If yes please I will suggest you do it now.
Musa: Ennnnnnhhhhnn sir…
Me: Please my advice to you is this why don’t you try local government chairmanship and please I notice you dressing off recent it has change to that that of Jona please stop it don’t pretend be yourself. You may leave office now don’t come not even when you found your certificate.
Musa: But Sir….
Me: SECURITY………..

[quote author=musaffyan post=29591196][/quote]Musa: Door knocks ko ko ko
Me: Yes who is there?
Musa: Sir is me Musa
Me: Oh come in pls sit down
Musa: thank u sir
Me: Do u av the certificate now?
Musa: No sir, but I just want to tell u how I intend to run ur organization if u give me the opportunity sir
Me: Alright go on
Musa: Ok thank u sir, now if u give me the chance to work for u, there will be “CHANGE” there will be free meal for all your young staffs, 5k monthly allowance for the poorest, also some monthly allowance for those coming here to job hunt and the corrupt staffs I will send them to jail.
Me: Wow nice one,
Musa: thank you sir
Me: Now you talked about corrupt staffs hope u will include Tinubu, Amachi, Fayemi, and eeennnn…. Ok you also talk about free meal, allowance and all that, from your record you said you have like one million left in your account and 150 cattle’s that you love cattle’s rearing. Now are you trying to tell me that you will sell all the cattle’s & give the money to the poorest? If yes please I will suggest you do it now.
Musa: Ennnnnnhhhhnn sir…
Me: Please my advice to you is this why don’t you try local government chairmanship and please I notice you dressing off recent it has change to that that of Jona please stop it don’t pretend be yourself. You may leave office now don’t come not even when you found your certificate.
Musa: But Sir….
Me: SECURITY………..

iluvweed:
^^^
DRY...





Where the hell is Bros J?

Or is it a crime for Incumbent president to campaign?

Or has he accepted defeat and chickened out like a pusi nicca that he his?


GMB for Presido!

Musa: Door knocks ko ko ko
Me: Yes who is there?
Musa: Sir is me Musa
Me: Oh come in pls sit down
Musa: thank u sir
Me: Do u av the certificate now?
Musa: No sir, but I just want to tell u how I intend to run ur organization if u give me the opportunity sir
Me: Alright go on
Musa: Ok thank u sir, now if u give me the chance to work for u, there will be “CHANGE” there will be free meal for all your young staffs, 5k monthly allowance for the poorest, also some monthly allowance for those coming here to job hunt and the corrupt staffs I will send them to jail.
Me: Wow nice one,
Musa: thank you sir
Me: Now you talked about corrupt staffs hope u will include Tinubu, Amachi, Fayemi, and eeennnn…. Ok you also talk about free meal, allowance and all that, from your record you said you have like one million left in your account and 150 cattle’s that you love cattle’s rearing. Now are you trying to tell me that you will sell all the cattle’s & give the money to the poorest? If yes please I will suggest you do it now.
Musa: Ennnnnnhhhhnn sir…
Me: Please my advice to you is this why don’t you try local government chairmanship and please I notice you dressing off recent it has change to that that of Jona please stop it don’t pretend be yourself. You may leave office now don’t come not even when you found your certificate.
Musa: But Sir….
Me: SECURITY………..

Sarhamsyn:
my brother you can't make it if you are a comedian.

Musa: Door knocks ko ko ko
Me: Yes who is there?
Musa: Sir is me Musa
Me: Oh come in pls sit down
Musa: thank u sir
Me: Do u av the certificate now?
Musa: No sir, but I just want to tell u how I intend to run ur organization if u give me the opportunity sir
Me: Alright go on
Musa: Ok thank u sir, now if u give me the chance to work for u, there will be “CHANGE” there will be free meal for all your young staffs, 5k monthly allowance for the poorest, also some monthly allowance for those coming here to job hunt and the corrupt staffs I will send them to jail.
Me: Wow nice one,
Musa: thank you sir
Me: Now you talked about corrupt staffs hope u will include Tinubu, Amachi, Fayemi, and eeennnn…. Ok you also talk about free meal, allowance and all that, from your record you said you have like one million left in your account and 150 cattle’s that you love cattle’s rearing. Now are you trying to tell me that you will sell all the cattle’s & give the money to the poorest? If yes please I will suggest you do it now.
Musa: Ennnnnnhhhhnn sir…
Me: Please my advice to you is this why don’t you try local government chairmanship and please I notice you dressing off recent it has change to that that of Jona please stop it don’t pretend be yourself. You may leave office now don’t come not even when you found your certificate.
Musa: But Sir….
Me: SECURITY………..

Me: Ok Musa am going to employ you, just to give you a try to manage my company all over Nig. But before I do that may I see your credentials because the man managing my business is a Phd holder. So where are your credentials pls?
Musa: Ennhh Sir is with the military sir.
Me: What! Doing what there? Ok you can go and get me the certificates before I can employ you pls.
Musa: Sir I have affidavit.
Me: No I need the original copies pls.
Musa: Ennnnnhhhh Sir Ennnnnnhhhh
Me: Can you please leave my office…. Next person pls.

lol all this abokis things don tire me................ Musa 4 president is not pusible na

Wasup with the guy with koboko shey e wan flog Osibanjo to comfirm wether him feet for the job?

Ths guy called banky is a small COW does he think aso rock is like alausa of lagos? He talk about mustlim- mustilm ticket may b he didn't hear of the killing of 145 school student in pakistan that was killed by the Taliban's (Islam).
Well I wish osibanjo all the best we all no what happen na b4 GEJ became the president some1 died Buhari is 76 official age real age 81 hmmmm
But hope it will not go like dat of Bakare.

U guys don't invite's us u only share pics for what na anyway happy married life. All the best bro.

Hmmmmmm is like bros Jona u need to come home we wan see u enn i beg let dem go 1st.

This simply means ONE NIGERIA.

Did u say Gas? hmmm lip sealed!

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Limerick:
k, i'd gv u a call, are u based in lag?

Yes also written exam @ikeja

Limerick:
Biko who is Writing mass comm. E-exams at Oba Akran Ikeja? There was a paper they re-scheduled earlier this week or so. When are we to write it? Cuz those staffs are fools I swear.

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November 13, 2014 by Folashade Adebayo {Punch}

A former Minister for Education, Dr. Oby Ezekwesili has said that she could not afford to pay her mother’s rent while serving in government.

This came as she also disclosed that the #BringbackourGirls campaign was an assignment from God.

Ezekwesili said these during a live interview at the ongoing national convention of the Foursquare Gospel Church, at the Foursquare Camp, Ajebo, Ogun State, on Thursday. The former Minister was invited to speak to the congregation on the topic, ‘Integrity’. She told the congregation that integrity comes with its cost, adding that she did not spend from her imprest accounts as Ministers of Solid Minerals and later Education.

“There were times I couldn’t pay my mother’s rent, not because I couldn’t have made a choice and build her a mansion. When I was in government, we had to withdraw our three children from their school to Baptist Special School. I was (just) answering big titles. Some of you would have said, ‘they are eating our money’. May God save those who speak without knowledge. I am not saying this so that you can say I am holy, I have my shortcomings.

“Integrity will cost you a lot. Anyone who talks about integrity without the cost is preaching what I do not know about. Integrity can require a supreme cost from you. You will be persecuted for making the choice of integrity but make that choice nonetheless,’’ she said.

Ezekwesili who was a former Vice President (Africa Region) of the World Bank, however attributed her activism to God and family background.

“I had to ask God to help me identify scriptural verses and the heroes and heroines that made the right choices when it was required. My foundation was strong in the areas of values. My father would say to us, ‘A good name is better than gold and all the riches of the earth’. Man is incapable of giving me anything God has not given to me,’’ she added.

Asked why she chose to be an advocate for the 219 school girls kidnapped at the Government Girls College, Chibok, Borno State in April, Ezekwesili said she could not afford to pretend ‘as if nothing happened’, adding that criticisms would not deter her from pressurising the Federal Government to rescue the girls.

“The 219 children of the poor remind me of my own poor background before I became a beneficiary of what God has done. God forbids that Oby Ezekwesili will be in this land and 219 girls who went to get the same education that I got were abducted and I will pretend as if nothing happened.

“It was clear in my mind that all kinds of things will be said, but I don’t do jobs, I only do assignments. God said to me that concerning these girls, I should be their voices. In February, 59 boys were slaughtered in their school and we all carried on as if nothing happened. You read my citation, I got most of my education in Nigeria, and these children were doing the same thing. I can not pretend as if nothing happened,’’ she said.

Ezekwesili also said the public private partnership involving the Unity Schools while she was Minister of Education was done to promote excellence regardless the socio-economic background of the pupils. According to her, the reform was not intended to edge out pupils from poor background but provide a level-playing ground for exceptional Nigerian pupils.

“What I met as Unity schools were carcasses, they had become mere commodities in the hands of government officials. At the time the average pass rate in WASSCE was 86 per cent while the pass rate for Unity schools was 30 per cent. So we decided to introduce reforms through the Old Student Association and the Parents Teachers Association and the interventions were done by the School Management Organisation independent of the Ministry.

“This is to ensure that only the best pupils, regardless whether they are children of the poor or the mighty are admitted. But they sold a dummy to the rest of the society that we want to privatize Unity schools. But even though that dream tarries, it shall come to pass,’’ she said.

source http://www.punchng.com/news/i-couldnt-pay-rent-as-a-minister-ezekwesili-2/

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Once again Good Morning.

After primary election I will no what to comment but I wish him all best.

Question arising:

"WHEN SOME CHRISTIANS SAY "DON'T JUDGE". When a pastor converted two storey building to 6-storey without following due process and his building collapsed to kill over 100 people, you will say "Don't Judge". When a pastor's Jet is nabbed while trying to purchase dangerous weapons from a black market, you will say "don't judge". When a pastor's wife filed a divorce on the basis of Adultery of her pastor Husband you will say "don't judge". When a pastor dies and 27 Ogboni cultist appeared in the Church to claim his corpse, you will say "don't judge". When a Pastor divorces twice and another female member of his congregation claims She has had many abortions for him, you will again say "don't judge". When a Pastor and a "Man of god" is banned from entering UK due to proven allegations of extortions of members abroad, you will say "don't judge". When a Man embezzles millions and EFCC nab him and He confessed He donated some millions from the fraud to his Pastor and the Pastor said the money cannot be refunded because it has been given to "Gad", you then say "don't judge". Then a female member and a co-traveller with a pastor said her pastor had carnal knowledge of her in an hotel room in UK while they went for a trip, she also provided the recorded voice of the Pastor begging for sex and saying his own wife is not good sexually at home, You then say "don't judge" When a Pastor shot his own father dead for abusing him and He smuggled his dead body to bury in a shallow grave in the nearest bush, when He was caught by the police, He led them to the grave and you will again say "Don't judge". Why do you condemn Boko Haram then if you must never judge?

Misolex:
say NOUN don de use Jamb ni?

yes NOUN use jamb cut off mark s 180 but is like is for E-Econs only and any1 applying for it will pay 3k for the form and registered through jamb thank

WHOSEMAN:
Do NOUN mobilise for NYSC?

Yes

@De 7th anniversary Lol Gov. Amechi prasing and worshiping God 4geting to remove cap frm his head.....seriously is not easy to pretend.

jboixxx:
^^^u tried... sure admission

Yeah sure admiSsion lol are u doubting it or what.....

That means she run a part time program.

Question arising:

"WHEN SOME CHRISTIANS SAY "DON'T JUDGE". When a pastor converted two storey building to 6-storey without following due process and his building collapsed to kill over 100 people, you will say "Don't Judge". When a pastor's Jet is nabbed while trying to purchase dangerous weapons from a black market, you will say "don't judge". When a pastor's wife filed a divorce on the basis of Adultery of her pastor Husband you will say "don't judge". When a pastor dies and 27 Ogboni cultist appeared in the Church to claim his corpse, you will say "don't judge". When a Pastor divorces twice and another female member of his congregation claims She has had many abortions for him, you will again say "don't judge". When a Pastor and a "Man of god" is banned from entering UK due to proven allegations of extortions of members abroad, you will say "don't judge". When a Man embezzles millions and EFCC nab him and He confessed He donated some millions from the fraud to his Pastor and the Pastor said the money cannot be refunded because it has been given to "Gad", you then say "don't judge". Then a female member and a co-traveller with a pastor said her pastor had carnal knowledge of her in an hotel room in UK while they went for a trip, she also provided the recorded voice of the Pastor begging for sex and saying his own wife is not good sexually at home, You then say "don't judge" When a Pastor shot his own father dead for abusing him and He smuggled his dead body to bury in a shallow grave in the nearest bush, when He was caught by the police, He led them to the grave and you will again say "Don't judge". Why do you condemn Boko Haram then if you must never judge?

is like u av forgotten what happen to Patricia Etteh .