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TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by Jeanjohnny(m): 1:13pm On Oct 28, 2018
[quote author=Qudkom post=72470221][/quote]Thanks Bro. I have a Mathematics degree at UG level and I opted for PGdip in Data Analytics(which is related to my first degree) as I graduated with a little below 2:1
About the home ties. I thought of studying and hoping to start up an Analytics Training Institute to train people and offer them a certification upon my return, which would also be a subsidiary of the School and at the same time co-manage the school with my Eldest Sister (She manages the school at present). Is this okay?
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by Jeanjohnny(m):
I have been an ardent follower of this thread. I want to be clear on something. My immediate elder brother is my main sponsor. He works in an Oil company and also thought of using my parents as Co - sponsors. They have a govt. approved Secondary school(I guess it could also be an advantage of home ties) I don't have issues with paying school fees. My question is about the CAD10,000. Is it necessary he transfers the money to my account/the money should be in my name(I don't have up to 1 quarter of that in my savings acc.) or better still leave it in his own account and show proof that the money is meant for me and the rest for other upkeep as being the main sponsor?
CelebritiesCan You Identity These Celebrities? Picture by Jeanjohnny(op): 9:38pm On Jul 29, 2018
Celebrities, their faces are Iconic, can you identity them from this picture?
cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Nairaland GeneralCan You Solve This Brain Teaser? by Jeanjohnny(op):
What's the answer to this question?
SportsRe: Who Will Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Real Madrid? by Jeanjohnny(op): 8:31am On Jul 11, 2018
Neymar, Paulo Dybala, Harry Kane

SportsRe: Who Will Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Real Madrid? by Jeanjohnny(op): 8:24am On Jul 11, 2018
Homeboiy:
mbape

Hazard can dribble but can't score

Neymar is self centered
You are going for Mbappe? He plays much as a right winger
SportsWho Will Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Real Madrid? by Jeanjohnny(op):
As it's being said; 'the irreplaceable cannot be replaced'. As Cristiano Ronaldo leaves Real Madrid, string of superstars from Neymar to Kylian Mbappe, Paulo Dybala, Harry Kane and Eden Hazard are all on wishlist to take his place at the Bernabeu. Who do you think will replace him.
Share your thoughts

Nairaland GeneralMan Narrates How A Lady Got Skin Infection After Sleeping With An Infected Man by Jeanjohnny(op): 5:11pm On Jul 06, 2018
A lady went on a Tinder date with a guy, they had sex and the rest is history... smiley

CelebritiesRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Comedian Ajebo And Uchechi by Jeanjohnny(m): 6:27pm On May 18, 2018
xreal:
Handsome and Beautiful.

My problem here is how on earth can a man wear such a lovely and fitting suit and find it hard to wear socks?

Wishing them a Happy Home.
He's probably wearing an Invisible Socks. You can get 5 pairs for as low as #2000

Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Remembers This Game? (picture) by Jeanjohnny(op): 8:36am On Apr 01, 2018
cc: Lalasticlala
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Remembers This Game? (picture) by Jeanjohnny(op): 8:33am On Apr 01, 2018
Ejika48:
Lolz of cos
Do you remember how it's been played? grin
Nairaland GeneralWho Remembers This Game? (picture) by Jeanjohnny(op): 6:37am On Apr 01, 2018
Those born in the 80’s and early 90's can relate to this!

Nairaland GeneralWoman Transforms Herself Into A Dragon After Receiving An HIV Diagnosis. Pics by Jeanjohnny(op): 4:28pm On Feb 28, 2018
https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2018/feb/28/Eva%20dragon1.jpg
A woman claiming to be the ‘most modified transsexual in the world’ – has spent £40,000 to look like a dragon - complete with a forked tongue, tattooed scales and horns .

Eva Tiamat Medusa, from Bruni, Texas, said she wanted to "not to die a human" after receiving an HIV diagnosis.

The former bank worker, 56, began morphing into a reptile, claiming that after being abandoned by her parents at the age of five, she was ‘born again’ under the care of the western diamondback rattlesnake.
https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2018/feb/28/Eva%20dragon.jpg
She began her transformation with a series of scale tattoos before later having her nose re-shaped, ears removed and the whites of her eyes permanently stained green – all costing an estimated £42k.

But with a further £28k worth of modifications still planned, Eva opened up about her ‘trans-speciesism’ to The Wizard of Odd TV.

Eva said: "I didn’t want to die in this world looking like a human.

“As much awesomeness and goodness there is in humans, compared to other species they are the most destructive and hateful.

“I decided at that time, that it was time for a change in my life, so I wanted to look like something that wasn’t human.

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2018/feb/28/Eva%20dragon2.jpg
She added: “I have eight horns on my forehead; I have had my ears removed; my nose reshaped; most of my teeth removed

"I’ve had the white-part of my eyes stained, my tongue bifurcated, my whole face is tattooed and I’ve had some scarification and branding on my chest and wrist.

“I would like for there to be an open dialogue about the world of body modification and understand what it was like to live as a gay-man for 53-years and now as a transsexual woman.

“There’s a lot of misunderstanding about what it means to be transsexual and then further than that – something that I’m introducing – the idea of trans-speciesism.

“I consider myself not just to be human anymore. I’m human AND reptilian.

“My greatest desire in life is to continue my body modification until my metamorphosis is complete.

“This is what drives me – this is the reason why I get up every day and live.”

Source:https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5689717/transgender-dragon-woman-40k-forked-tongue/
SportsWhat Will Your Front 3 Attacking Line Look Like With €10 From The Pic. Below by Jeanjohnny(op): 4:36pm On Feb 19, 2018
So, You just acquired a club and you have €10 (#4470) to buy your best attacking line from the picture below. Which among the 12 European based players will you go for?
Make your choice.
cc. Lalasticlala

Nairaland GeneralBREAKING : Ex-VP, Alex Ekwueme Is Dead! by Jeanjohnny(op):
Former Vice President of Nigeria, Dr Alex Ifeanyichukwu Ekwueme is dead.

A statement from his family signed by his brother and the traditional ruler of Oko in Anambra State, Igwe Laz Ekwueme said that he died by 10:00pm in a London clinic, Sunday.

The statement read: “Ekwueme family regrets to announce the peaceful passing away of their patriarch, the former Vice-President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Dr Alex Ifeanyichukwu Ekwueme GCON.

“The sad event occurred at the London Clinic at 10:00 pm on Sunday 19th November 2017.”

Ekwueme had slumped in his Enugu residence, and immediately taken to the Memfys Neurosurgery Hospital Enugu, where he relapsed and went into coma.

As soon as he was stabilised in the hospital he was flown to London in an air ambulance last week.

Source - http://sunnewsonline.com/breaking-ex-vp-alex-ekwueme-dies/
CC: Lalasticlala, Freiburger , Mynd44

FamilyRe: What Is Your Biggest Regret? by Jeanjohnny(op): 11:02am On Oct 14, 2017
Homeboiy:
Rejecting going into business on time cos I wanted to be a graduate


I for don rich pass wizkid
Never too Late Bro!
FamilyRe: What Is Your Biggest Regret? by Jeanjohnny(op): 10:05am On Oct 14, 2017
NwaChibuzor:
Mine was not being able to fight the biafran war. I would have offered an extra pair of hands to cement the victory of the resistance.
Lol, you know where you would have been by now?
FamilyRe: What Is Your Biggest Regret? by Jeanjohnny(op): 10:03am On Oct 14, 2017
Biafran war Kwa? wink
FamilyWhat Is Your Biggest Regret? by Jeanjohnny(op):
My biggest regret should be giving so much love to someone who had never appreciated me or loved me in return.
The second one was losing a good amount of money to Ponzi Scheme whilst being warned a week before to stay away from it.
So Folks, What is your biggest regret?
Cc: RoyalRoy, Lalasticlala

EducationRe: Answer This If You Are A Genius by Jeanjohnny(op): 10:23pm On Oct 09, 2017
Empiree:
What were you thinking before you posted this?. It appears to be simple but in fact, complicated. Here is the thing though. The answer could be 13; where one (1) rabbit) and twelve (12) monkeys are heading to the river.


Another format is 18; where six (6) elephants and twelve (12) monkeys are going to the river.


My head is hot right now. I am not thinking straight cheesy grin grin
Lmao, I got some ice cube for you Bro... wink
EducationRe: Answer This If You Are A Genius by Jeanjohnny(op): 12:28pm On Oct 09, 2017
KunkAcid:
shocked



31 animals




grin
Kunnnnnnk Acid! Maka why? smiley cheesy
EducationAnswer This If You Are A Genius by Jeanjohnny(op): 11:23am On Oct 09, 2017
What is the Answer to this brain teaser? cheesy

Nairaland GeneralRe: See What Some Foreign Sites Has To Say About Nigerian Scammers (Pics) by Jeanjohnny(op): 7:37am On Sep 29, 2017
Here is another site I visited.

Nairaland GeneralRe: See What Some Foreign Sites Has To Say About Nigerian Scammers (Pics) by Jeanjohnny(op):
And more... The last line though - They are good actors better than those Hollywood actors

Nairaland GeneralSee What Some Foreign Sites Has To Say About Nigerian Scammers (Pics) by Jeanjohnny(op):
So, I just visited some dating sites, then I went on to read articles written on the 'About' page... What I saw just made me weak. I'll post some screenshots that I was able to save from the two sites I visited.
The first one is from a Christian dating site.

FamilyHilarious Chat Between Husband And Wife. Pic by Jeanjohnny(op): 10:25pm On Sep 07, 2017
It all started with a request from the husband. The wife not willing to fulfill what she was asked to get from the grocery store had no choice than to buy all, including extras on one condition given by the husband. cheesy

RomanceRe: Where Is Your High School Crush And What Do They Look Like Now? by Jeanjohnny(op): 2:49pm On Aug 03, 2017
Andrella51:
Secondary school crush.
was my senior, back then he was sooo handsome
whenever he came to my class to punish us for making noise, I would gladly go on my knees,
most times when he asked the prefect for names of noise makers, I would make sure my name appears in the list so he would flog me

well he found out I had a crush on him, my school mother told him, he broke my heart by dating Ruth, my friend and classmate, who had big boobs, cos I didn't have any back then.

well fast forward to last year, we meet on Facebook, we went on a date, I made sure he feel in love with me and then I broke his heart too,

he grew up and got ugly, but nigga still gat massive love for big boobs.

the end.
Lol... Very funny
RomanceRe: Where Is Your High School Crush And What Do They Look Like Now? by Jeanjohnny(op): 11:36am On Aug 03, 2017
RichieDaVinci01:
So curved me
I moved on
Years later she got fugly and I glowed up
Lmao
RomanceRe: Where Is Your High School Crush And What Do They Look Like Now? by Jeanjohnny(op): 9:25am On Aug 03, 2017
ebukahandsome:
Well, we lost contact since 2005. I saw her on facebook last year and fortunately she is my fiancee now
She grew up to be so pretty
Wow! No dulling, that's nice!
RomanceRe: Where Is Your High School Crush And What Do They Look Like Now? by Jeanjohnny(op): 9:07am On Aug 03, 2017
ElSherriff:
My high school crush was a very pretty girl, an only daughter who was my seat mate. I was in Class 2 when I noticed I liked the way her bum would swivel when we played together. She was also a very neat girl. Fast forward some 10 years later, she was getting married to a mega bucks guy, I was stunned she would marry him cos he looked way older, and at this time, we were out of touch. Anyways, I made my own bucks too these days and am married, told her of my crush in University much later and she liked it.

She is in the States now. This brings me tears.
Eeyah, I feel for you Bro. Such is life.
RomanceWhere Is Your High School Crush And What Do They Look Like Now? by Jeanjohnny(op):
Almost every human being have had a crush on a guy or a lady in whatsoever way one can relate to. The sweetest of all is crushing on the smart and witty handsome boys and beautiful girls in class. Some secretly watch them and daydream about spending the rest of their lives together while in class, while some had the boldness to approach them. There were some that parted ways, only to have hooked up many years after.
Let's hear your view. Where is your high school crush now? What do they look like?
CC: Seun, Lalasticlala, Farano... Where are they now?

EducationRe: Answer This If You Are A Genius by Jeanjohnny(op): 8:19am On Aug 02, 2017
whitebeard:
the doctor is the boys grand father
Lol

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