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Shogun200:
Pls house, do we by chance have anyone that has been issued the visa, that is very key so that the confidence of the people can be boosted.

Ahzmond:
Do you want to study in Germany

this is what you need;

1) First Class Degree not older than 2018
2) Scholarship
3) PhD offer

if you don't have or can't provide any of the above...pls forget about Germany. Channel this energy into another plan!

There are many scholarship opportunities in Deutschland. I'm not taking about DAAD alone.

The question is, are you willing to learn German (up to B2)? are you willing to engage actively in volunteer service?

Bitter truth: if you don't belong to Category A, forget about Germany....I repeat, forget about Germany!

lexdino:
Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. Your multiple sexual escapades won't hurt your boyfriend if he never gets to know. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
Forget that depression and feeling of worthlessness that you feel deep down, knowing fully well that your life has been all about riding on the back of men and causing emotional pains to anyone who's ever gotten too close to you. Who cares? You have to keep doing whatever makes you happy, girl. That's how to be a bad girl.
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?

budaatum:
Jerry Rawlings was a man of his times and those times are long gone. Or have you forgotten we fought for democracy? It means, no tyrants like Jerry Rawlings! We would not like bubu to be jailing anyone for 200 years or shooting them with no proper trials like Rawlings did, twice! That's what failing states do.

That bit about mafia, I'll just pass since its not true. We are not sufficiently developed for Costra Nostra, and we all know there's nothing organised about us.

makewetalk2:
Nigerians, do not be fooled with these audio donations. these people remain the same crooks that they are. if they actually provided this, you will see evidence of these things in your local hospitals. nigerian bloggers are the hungriest in the world. they blog on anything. if at this time, you are not seeing these donated items and the effect of the money donated on the twitter or facebook pages of your friends, know that these things are not real. who reports all those cases of ritualists? your facebook friends. the videos go viral and can be corroborated by others.
NiMASA should be ashamed that at this time or utmost emergency, all that they can bring out is 50 million NAIRA not dollars. in today's exchange rate, that money is as little as 121,951 dollars. In new york, this is a single individual's annual salary for a medium-range job. Do not be fooled by these millions that you see. Any donation by a government agency or by a billionaire that is not up to or over a billion naira is useless in this case. it will not get to you that is what I mean. for example the 20 ventilators cannot be used on an average Nigerian when these greedy big men or their children are sick. for example these 20 ventilators by NIMASA will go to NIMASA hospitals. It will not go to local health centers.
Do not give NIMASA a single credit.
NIMASA is a government agency and they owe you billions of dollars. the full meaning of NIMASA is Nigerian Maritime Administration and Safety Agency. It is a federal government agency that has been milking you of your entitlements for decades. all those oil companies in nigeria pay dues to this agency. all the stolen oil pass through this agency. all the containers imported from china or all around the world and all the import pass through this agency . all the billions of dollars embezzled by the nigerian navy pass through this agency.
since the lagos border was closed, the gains of NIMASA has increased over 200%. the oil export is the biggest money engine of NIMASA
at this point you expect such an agency to give back billions in dollars. but imagine what a whole federal agency is giving you. I will be okay if they have been working prior to this, but they have been swallowing your money for decades. why not bring it out now to save lives of innocent nigerians? you life means nothing to these people.

nigerians do not be blind and feel grateful for crumbs. you are worth more than that.

an idiat comment on my post insulting me that I expose dangote and ALakija. I state that Dangote, the wealthiest man in Africa donate a stipend of 200 million NAIRA(not dollars) while Abdul Samad Rabiu who is worth 2.9 billion dollars donated 1 billion naira.

Alakija, the wealthiest woman in africa donated ordinary 35 million NAIRA (85,365 dollars the annual earning of an uneducated skilled laborer abroad) while Tuface donated 10 million.

Alakija owns the oil blocks that belong to you and me. the oil belongs to all. she is allowed to drill but in a time like this, you should demand what is called a "give back" from someone like Alakija. it is your right to demand that.
all those donations are useless. this is a time to start projects to build hospitals. do not accept any donations. ask them to use the money to build standard hospitals. china did it in ten days.

all those ventilators will not work in your hospitals, do not be fooled. the ventilators require electricity to function. the ventilators are going into their bedrooms. go to your health centers today and if you do not see any change there, then stop buying this nonsense these people pledge on audiotapes.
we have been fooled for too long and by now we should have sense.
SHAME ON YOU NIMASA. Shame! Greedy wolves.

Anybody supporting this dispensation is a heartless and greedy person. the first thing they do is attack anyone speaking up. see the way they come for me because I only stated facts. I did not insult anyone, I just stated facts but the vitriol that came afterward was fire. imagine standing face to face before such ones.

nigerians stop having the feeling of servitude. be bold and speak. only bold people survive in that country. ones you keep quiet, they will keep taking advantage of you. Nigerians are powerful online. dont stop. spill facts.

It only took a foreigner called imam of peace to drag your president to address nigerians. he is feeling the heat.

look at al the government websites, you cannot find a single fact and figure there.

for those nigerians calling these government agencies, pls record the calls and make money off blogs. record any calls made to politicians and government agencies and post it online. block your number and call.

for those clapping back, remember I am a stay-at-home right now with an insured full-package in a foreign country and I have 24/7 power with free WIFI. I treat nonsense bah-stad of their craze. we go clapback until our hands begin bleed. I ready for una attacks.

voltron14:
See this joker.

You are posting 2012 links for a 2020 phenomenon.

Are you ok?

voltron14:
Stop telling lies just because you feel inferior.

alezzy13:
Pls stop spreading fake news and displaying your ignorance. Thanks

babyfaceafrica:
lienus

mvem:
funny enough you Guyz praising the US for preparedness were wrong. WHO found out that US wasn't even prepared that's why the virus spread so fast. We berate our country and praise other foreign countries but WHO will still come and congratulate Nigeria on the way epidemics are managed. If US and other European countries were so special as many claim why couldn't they prevent the spread even when they were warned before time.

How does calling for a national emergency make him special. Italy, France, Germany etc have done thesame. The way some of you follow this guy like zombie.