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Growingboi:
I love my wife and I always give her freedom to do whatever that will give her joy. But some days ago, she came home with a G-STRING ladies underwear saying it good for her HEALTH. Though I have not concluded whether she should wear it or not cox i believe it is unholy and improper for a married woman.

Please house, should i grant such request?

Indeed you are a growing boi. IT is peepz like you that appreciates other women looking sexy and trendy outside but prefers to lock your wife inside all dressed shabbily like a slave. Grow up boi

datafreebie:
See me see Nigeria

@ datafreebies
U ARE A SCAMMER,I WONDER Y ADMIN ALLOW DIS SCAM ADVERTS HERE.

JEEZ
OMG
Thank God he survived it.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Zuma that caused that xenophobia? This is an insult to nigeria, this is the first mistake of buhari, is buhari trying to tell us that he supports the killings in south africa, he suppose to ban zuma for 10 years, and pay for damages caused by zuma.

Buhari must act fast by questioning zuma about the killings in south africa. If not we would start by calling him clueless.

@op
Guy cool down make we hear word.he has just been sworn in and needs to settle down first before taking such steps.
Haven't you heard of the quote; "Bring your friends close and your enemies more closer"

[quote author=omenka post=34177805]Most clueless VP in the history of mankind.

So long sir. [/quote}
LWKMD

beyoncausme:
birthday abiii.....

FRAUDSTERS

Midehi:
guys always looking for the best place to perch!!

Before nkor,we learnt from una babes now.If na lie,make u waka go ask edo state governor's new trophy(wife).

MORNDEW:
While growing up, Jane had fantasized about so
many things, at a very young age she had started
seeing romantic movies and reading romantic
novels.

When she got to sixteen years, she started dating and so far, none
had been able to measure up to her movie and
novel prince charming characters. This gave her
serious problems because she had believed that
no matter what? She should be able to find
someone who had the qualities she dreamed of
in a man she will settle down with.

As she got older, she decided to make her
search for the right and romantic one a little bit
realistic. She downed her criteria to 60% that any
man with the qualities up to the criteria above,
will be considered by her. But till date she has
not seen anyone with such all round qualities
amounting to the percentage cut- off mark.

One day she sat down on her bed and was filled
with deep thaught. She was so unhappy that her
fantasies have become a mirage she wondered if
such men exists and why has she not met them.
"Am not getting any younger and no one to really
call mine and treat me like a queen that i am"
she told herself. As she pondered heavily she
remembered someone.

All the while she had known her brother, he had
acted like a complete gentleman and very caring.
When they were little, you dare not hurt her and
get away with it if her brother gets to know of it,
when they grew older and their father had a car,
if she was about to go to the market, her brother
would offer to drive her. He would open the car
for her, gist her up and crack jokes for her till
they get back home. He will, from time to time
even, come to the kitchen to check on her and
help her out with some things that needed to be
done.

Most morning he wakes up and would knock on
her door to check on her and offer her juice or
toasted bread he had made very early. Some
evenining he takes her on a walk and sight
seeing. If any of them travells, he will constantly
call her to know how she was fairing. All these
he did cos of his sisterly love for her. She said
to herself my brother had met most of the
qualities i want in a man even by an addition of
20%. Then why can't i be his lover?

She started developing feelings for his brother
and right now the feeling has grown stronger as
she has started returning her brother's gestures
and good deeds. She plans to seduce and sleep
with him in no distant time.

Friends what do you think? Drop a line for her.

Princewill Chimereze.

Curled from: http://www.enlightennigeria..in/2015/05/she-is-in-love-with-her-brother-and.html#more

@op
Story for the gods

@op
chai,u be confirm Dr. Who.
Anyways sha,baba God know why he covered dat opening wit hymen.
For all those girls wey don tear their own since junior sec school,diaris God oh.

Prowizy2:
All these cheap cotonou cars!

ahhhhh! See haterz,which one do u have?come wheelbarrow u cant even boast about.

Ucheosefoh:
Even with short-cut they read and pass their exams without exam malpractice and bribing their way to pass exams which is not obtainable in many conventional schools

Who doesn't know that you can be based in the states and still graduate from NOUN,all you need do is let your money speak for you.You pay money to register your courses,pay to sit for the exams,pay to check results and even pay to pass.Infact,its pay as u go.

NOUN was meant for part time studies through their distance learning programs so that older working class people can still go back to school and acquire their certificates, but its quite worrisome that nowadays,younger secondary school leavers who are supposed to pass utme and enter any of the over 100 universities(including federal,state and private) now prefer to follow the shortcut of graduating by going through the NOUN's distance learning. We all know that part time studies are excluded from serving cos they are not regular full time graduands.They berra just shut up, carry their shortcut gotten certificate and join the almost bursting labour market.

WOW,THIS REALLY GOT ME THINKING OH. NICE ONE

GREAT IFE, AFRICAN MOST BEAUTIFUL CAMPUS
CAUTIOUS,VIGILANT AND PROGRESSIVE
ALUTA AGAINST ALL OPPRESSION

@op
See wooh wooh gal,now she don add cripple join her predicament ,tomorrow she go say she no see husband.mtsheeeeeeew

@ nobody
playing private detective on your partner, while not knowing what to do when you find incriminating evidence of foul play, was your MISTAKE #1

- while confronting her she told you another lie to cover her deceitful behavior. that should have shown you what kind of ¤$£@%?)* (insert proper insult) that this woman is. not acting on that clue was your MISTAKE #2

- staying with someone because of some priceless attributes that they possess, while disregarding the equally awful and very negative "qualities" that she possess, was your MISTAKE #3

- whether your next gf will possess the right attributes or not IS IRRELEVANT to the fact that this particular woman is NOT RIGHT FOR YOU. the fact that your judgment is very clouded in this subject, is your MISTAKE #4

- talking about time ticking, and not wanting to try this and that girl,shows us that you are desperate and not thinking with your head right now. if you want to be with someone at all cost then by all means stay with this "obviously foul and wrong" girl, but that would ultimately be the reason for your MISTAKE #5

- forgiving someone who does NOT deserve forgiveness (or who does not really regret their act) was your FINAL MISTAKE

50 Gunshot salute to u bro cos u nailed it .

@op,It is only a big fool that sees the finger prints on the wall and refuses to acknowledge it and a more bigger FOOL that believes that a leopard can change its spot. A word is enough for the wise.

@ronald4lif.Na your type go dey scream to high heavens when receiving head.
@ wagaz.big fool I am still a virgin
Indeed u are a confirmed otondo.How does u receiving head relate with u still being a virgin? Receiving heading has nothing to do with penetration but clitoral stimulation. It is gals like u that think men are still living in d 60's and are freaked by virgins,abeg wake up and smell d coffe cos men preffer bitches these days and not otondos dat know nuffin.

@op
From the word go,it was obvious to her that you were into her cos she is a virgin.Now because of your crave to be the one to dis-virgin her(EVEN FIXING A DATE TO DO IT) and ur hyper jealous trait,u ended up driving her away into the open arms of her once lost but now found bobo.My brother u berra accept it and move on cos its not d end of the world,besides if she is meant to be urs,she would surely come back,but whether as a virgin or not by then is now a story for the gods.

@op
The last time I checked,national open university of Nigeria was established to cater for workers who have intentions of learning to acquire certificates through the institution's various part-time programs, so I wonder wat all this long old testament write up is all about cos part time graduates are not eligible to go for NYSC. Instead of una to read like una mates ,pass jamb and enter the various regular universities wey full everywhere(atleast one now per state),una wan use shortcut graduate,oya come serve now make we see.

Jeez!!!!!!
From my calculation u have never been dating him since u were 13 years .That guy seems to Be a paedophile, anyways,a leopard cannot change its spot cos its pretty obvious that the dude is just playing with ur emotions.

The simple logical thing to do is to tell ur best frnd about his wife's infidelity. Remember, dont put a biatch infront of ur nigga.

@ sinizia
So if we're dating and I cheat on you, I can tell the excuse of "I was moved by the lady I cheated on"? And you'll forgive? Some women have no self-worth.

Our ist maid stayed with us for like 10 years and helped with bathing us when we're toddlers, matured into a beautiful young sexy lady. Cooked our foods sometimes, especially when my mom traveled for her business trips. Guess what? My dad never cheated with her. A faithful man, no matter how the wife leaves the maid with him will respect the sanctity of their marriage.

So if your dad was cheating on your mum with d househelp, do you expect him to write it boldly on his forehead for you to know? Its always as discreet as possible and lastly, never vouch for any body cos d only constant thing in dis life is change.

This is your homeboy jeffery251.

Nice write-up.

My guy, u never marry her she pour u hot water, if u come marry her nkor? Dat one na hydrochloric acid she go pour u.U berra krall out of her life oh cos no Naija babe is worth dying for.

Damn it,Naija babes should never be trusted cos they are all lying hoes.

LOL, u guys are so funny.

25 gunshot salute to u bro,after all ,wats good for the goose is also good fortune the gander.
Nice reply