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 Romance › Re: 6 Pictures You'll Most Likely Find On A Naija Babe's Phone by jeflexy(m): 12:27am On Dec 24, 2014 |
lies 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help.. My Girl Friend Said I Must Make Her Smile Before We Have Sexxx.. by jeflexy(op): 12:10am On Dec 24, 2014 |
woky:i use ur mama take beg u, pls stop quoting me |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help.. My Girl Friend Said I Must Make Her Smile Before We Have Sexxx.. by jeflexy(op): 12:04am On Dec 24, 2014 |
woky:abeg leave me alone, is the girl am with ur sister  |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help.. My Girl Friend Said I Must Make Her Smile Before We Have Sexxx.. by jeflexy(op): 11:56pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
kennykg:Will i send her the money and buy all those stuffs this night before we do the do? |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help.. My Girl Friend Said I Must Make Her Smile Before We Have Sexxx.. by jeflexy(op): 11:46pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
woky:U be police Which kind question be that? 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Pls Help.. My Girl Friend Said I Must Make Her Smile Before We Have Sexxx.. by jeflexy(op): 11:40pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
woky:she's 22years |
| Romance › Pls Help.. My Girl Friend Said I Must Make Her Smile Before We Have Sexxx.. by jeflexy(op): 11:36pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Pls guys i need your help, i'v tried everything to make her smile, but she just won't smile, i tried telling her some jokes, but she's still boning and am having a "hard on" as a result of the alomo and mixture i took.. please i need your helps..... |
| Romance › My Girlfriend's Dad Said That I'll Die In 2weeks Time If I Don't Come To See Him by jeflexy(op): 6:56pm On Dec 23, 2014*. Modified: 8:16pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
To cut the long story short....... I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp guy, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her... She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice.... |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by jeflexy(m): 6:39pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
sosiqdude:am coming behind u like a centre parting... Thats the line between ur as's so measure the butt size!!!! |
| Romance › Re: A Thread For Ugly Boys by jeflexy(m): 6:34pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
tkyl:Na so my own bad reach??  oya make una make me the president of the ugly race |
| Romance › Help! He Played His Gf "419" Cos Of #4,000 And She Promised To Arrest Him. by jeflexy(op): 4:06pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
THIS IS A TRUE LIFE STORY, IT HAPPENED FEW DAYS AGO he has been dating this girl for over five months now, he's a graduate and he's unemployed, he actually studied mechanical engineering, his gf isn't a graduate, she's just a girl that has a petty business that fetches her money... He applied for a job, and they promised to take him abroad for a training, unfortunately, they refused taking her abroad, they actually refused giving him the job, so he couldn't tell his gf that it didn't work out because she has been supporting him both financially and otherwise..... So he lied to her that they've travelled abroad, and he's still undergoing training, only for him to call her again in 2weeks time telling her that they refused him to come back to nigeria unless he signed a document to join ILLUMINATI... and he must offer his mother and the person he loves...(his girlfriend), so the girl was scared and told him not to sign the document, that she dont wanna die yet, so he told her that he wont sign the document that he loves her.... Unknown to the girl, the guy planned with his friend to form like a prophet from abuja.... so his friend called the girl, telling her that God revealed this number to him, that his bf is in big trouble wherever he is, and the girl said yes, the prophet told the girl everything Thats happening to her boyfriend even in her family (unknown to the girl, her boyfriend has told his friends all this things because the girl has discussed her family with her boyfriend....) so the "fake" prophet told the girl that she should pray before she sleeps and he'll send her something through abc transport from abuja to port harcourt where she stays, that he doesn't charge money, when all is done, the girl could come with whatever she has to appreciate the lord, but, he needed to pay the transport fare and feed those that are gonna pray with him, so the girl should send him four thousand naira through GTB bank, and he gave the girl his account number, and she sent the money to him.... The next days "the prophet" called the girl telling her that they'll release her boyfriend in a day time........ later that evening, tthe girl opened her whatsapp only to see her boyfriend's pix as the prophet's whatsapp dp.. so she called her boyfriend and he denied it, later for him to admit that he did it with his friend because his mother was critically sick and he needed to take her to the hospital.... The problem now is that, the boy has been pleading with his girl friend, but she has promised never to forgive him, she even threatened to arrest him...... My fellow nairalanders, what do you think the guy should do? |
| Romance › Re: A Thread For Ugly Boys by jeflexy(m): 3:18pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
Mk i guard this thread, I'd comment later
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| Rap Battles › Re: Rap Attack by jeflexy(m): 12:01pm On Dec 23, 2014 |
[center] I live in barrack so watch me coming presidential...... obama Like a horror movie am a terror to this kids... osama Sittting above this dickheads no cow girl Flowing down ur cheek no tears... cry girl..!!!!! Am out!!! [/center] |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by jeflexy(m): 12:26am On Dec 23, 2014 |
Am sitting above this diickhead no cowgirl... Amma flow down ur cheek.. no tears.. cry girl!!! Ignyte: |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by jeflexy(m): 10:34pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Ignyte.... am ur saviour watch me coming with chariot u are my "12th diss apple" (disciple) judas, betray a niqqa amma leave you hanging aint talking Iscariot!!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by jeflexy(m): 5:31pm On Dec 22, 2014 |
Goshikid u stink aint talkin shiit.. U cant get high above my level even if u smoke weed.... |
| Politics › Re: See Olusegun Obasanjo Drinking Garri(Photo) by jeflexy(m): 11:06pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
PRESIDENTIAL GARRI |
| Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Is A Blue Father Christmas For Olympic Milk (photos) by jeflexy(m): 11:00pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
If i wear my black bathing suit, stand for my uncle range rover, e for make front page? Smh... |
| Politics › picture of the new #100 naira note.. by jeflexy(op): 12:17am On Dec 19, 2014*. Modified: 12:20pm On Dec 21, 2014 |
Fine money, ugly economy....
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| Nairaland General › Re: FG Declares Public Holidays On Dec 25th, 26th & January1st by jeflexy(m): 6:53pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
So clueless.. even my unborn kid would knw that those days are work free days |
| Romance › Re: Among This Guys Who Is The Cutest And Well Dressed..?? by jeflexy(op): 10:00am On Dec 15, 2014 |
vonn:U seemed to be the only one with the true sense of the event |
| Romance › Re: Among This Guys Who Is The Cutest And Well Dressed..?? by jeflexy(op): 8:22am On Dec 15, 2014 |
tosyne2much: i comment my reserve |
| Romance › Re: Among This Guys Who Is The Cutest And Well Dressed..?? by jeflexy(op): 8:08am On Dec 15, 2014 |
mayapop:They are the hottest guys in sambisa  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Among This Guys Who Is The Cutest And Well Dressed..?? by jeflexy(op): 8:07am On Dec 15, 2014 |
pretydiva: u call grown up men teenagers? If i had said the one at the right is the cutest, u'd say thats kus am d one at d right also, isn't that crayyyzzy? |
| Romance › Among This Guys Who Is The Cutest And Well Dressed..?? by jeflexy(op): 1:59am On Dec 15, 2014*. Modified: 11:21am On Dec 20, 2014 |
I had a little argument with my friends yesterday, about the cutest of this guys, in my opinion, i tink the one at the left is the cutest, pls ur ideas are highly welcome... |
| Food › Re: Making Ogbono Soup by jeflexy(m): 3:34pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
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| Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by jeflexy(m): 12:53pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Since U'v decided to remain alive, i wish u long life and goodhealth. I hope u find Christ soon  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by jeflexy(m): 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Am woried bkus i left this thread thinking i would return to read ur tributes, bt am disappointed... do d needful alfa  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by jeflexy(m): 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer:Wen did u start believing in a god?? Kus i knw u dont bliv in d Almighty God |
| Christianity Etc › Re: I Will Die Very Soon. by jeflexy(m): 12:31pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
AlfaSeltzer: maybe u should do god a favour by killing urself |
| Romance › Re: Help!my Neighbor's Son Is In Luv Wt Me. by jeflexy(m): 12:17pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
U said u needed help, ai wanna call seun so he can offer u the help. Vikkyk10: |
