Rip to Mikel"s career in chelsea...

More like a KID mobbed by KIDS

Cutehector:
come yall should stop all this nonsense. If u can't tell me how to cook without using tomato u just stfu and quote someone else... ur comment should hav been, oh dear, u dnt need tomato for that, all u need to do is to use dis, or use dat. Instead of stylishly yabbing me. Leme not swear for u o.


The next person dat will quote me nw and tell me d Same balderdash, allah, both of us will get banned

Shut up.... u don't knw how to cook

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Brainiacmrtolz:

lmao... I was with a girl few years ago who told same thing. In her words she said "I'm only attracted to Magnus, it's you I love". I warned her to keep away from him but she didn't. two weeks she came crying that she had"Did it" with the guy " it was a mistake" I don't want to lose you" "I love you" blablabla... bullcraps
I let her lose, I mean I shook her off, I mean I dumped her immediately.

Ladies like to think they can face their weakness without checking their strength first.In the process they complicate their relationships. Don't confess your attraction towards another man. That moment you already started cheating on your lover. You keep quiet keep away and fight it off your mind.
Your relationship depends on it.

Same thing happened to me mahn, Tho she said she didn't ve sex with the guy, it was just bj, fingeriing, kisses, etc... she claiming undying love for me kus i read her chat with the guy and found out.. so, she started confessing... am still with her tho" kus of the s*ex and fun of the relationship... i cant say i feel love any longer for her.... so, I'm acting cool with her..
But whenever i remember what she did, i become angry again.. That's how the circle goes

Lacomus:
Toda's my buff day abeg make una poor me water and zobo

U LOOK TOO UGLY TO WASTE WATER OR ZOBO ON....
SORRY BRO"

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Dunno wat to say....
But I'll say...
Hope its for the betterment of the masses

Matches or lighter what's the difference?
They both produce fire....
That man should be taken to the zoo and kept with lions

The guy below me lied...
Sh!t is not forever, u can clean it up with tissue paper

@his signature

Lol........
Lalasticlala, seun

omenka:
He's so sad... Eyaaa.

"I'm out of here" he says. How many times have we heard this from iPod yoots?? They ditch a moniker in protest, threaten never to come back again, only to come back and create a dozen other handles.

Na una go tire.

Shut up.....

Don't smoke outside again baa

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I think it was the lost budget....
Thank God it has bin found

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Lol...

Watch out for part 2

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