tell her ur ex gf is better than her too..

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why is she biting her lips so hard?? is she hungry or wat

giv me the link to ur source or idonblivit

i tink it should be congo, their girls are so tasteful

i don carry my fishing nest and rope, oya op, where are they

that ur new dress just reminded me of my ex, am sorry, ITS OVER

i ddnt read the message but op, i tink u need to take her to tb joshua for immediate deliverance

tosyne2much:


Can you just imagine ? Can you now see that they are confused beings ?

my brother no be small something oh.. lmao

tosyne2much:
Note- This write-up contain blunders and wrong use of words but that's out of my chest. No be corporate communications i dey do

10 Types Of Confused Ladies

It takes a miracle if a lady is not guilty of at least one of the listed points


Where Do You Belong ?

1. The ones who have been dying silently and have been patiently waiting for the opportunity for you to talk to strike up a convo, only for you to strike up a convo and ask them out and they will decline your request so as to prove to you that they are not cheap and when you are drifting away, they will start running after you so that you can ask them out once more and they will tell you YES immediately


2. The ones who bleach and after having multi colours and black knuckles, only for them to start blaming it on their friends who prescribed a wrong cream to them

3. The ones who will ask you "what do you think you are doing" even though they know deep down that they will end up giving in

4. The ones who will forsake you for a rich dude, only for them to start chasing you when the guy becomes poor and everything becomes good for you, saying it was the work of the devil

5. The ones who will outrightly tell you they don't do long distance relationship because they are in Lagos and you are in Aba, but they start giving you close marking when they are in Lagos and you are in London, saying "it's love that matters"

6. These are the ones who will tell you they don't like secks and that they are only doing it for the sake of love, only for them to call you a lazy man if you can't satisfy them

7. The ones who will screen men with no mercy.. They screen men like Gulder Ultimate Search and Maltina Dance Hall audition, only for them to start attending prayer programmes and weekly services in church when they seem not to get a better dude and they don't want to settle for less because much has been expected of them from friend and families


8. The ones who have pursued their future partner out of ignorance and class, only for them to join the church choir, ushering unit when age is not on their side anymore


9. The ones who neglect a short kindhearted dude thereby running after a tall handsome dude with 6 packs, only for the guy to dump them and they start raining curses, saying all men are the same

10. The ones who will tell you they don't give out their number to strangers, only for them to be overwhelmed by regret why they didn't give it out at once


Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday

i asked a girl out 3yrs ago, she said she cant date me kus shes older than me with just a yr, but now shes back to my matter saying that there are many guys out there but theres something i got that they dont, i asked her what could that be, she said she doznt knw... lolxx.. their rate of confusion is really high and alarming....

see bashing, no lady to reply ni??

lmao.. op.. forget most Nigerian girls, most are so boring when u try to chat with them, if u dont reply their "k", they say u are a boring or dry guy

mtn should stop giving free 10mb weekly.... and i dunno who gave the people in yaba left free assess to the internet

Dutse – Former Vice President and a presidential aspirant on the
platform of the All Progressive Congress (APC), Alhaji Atiku Abubakar
on Sunday , said that he would not give up on his bid to become the
president of this country now or in the future.
Atiku made this declaration in Dutse, Jigawa shortly before holding a
closed-door consultation with Gov. Sule Lamido in Dutse.
He said he was determined to continue to vie for the office of
President if he lost the present bid until he eventually scaled through
in the near future.
Atiku, however, said that his chances of winning his party’s primary on
Dec. 10 were bright.
He also said he was ready to support whoever emerges at the primary
election to ensure that person’s victory at the 2015 presidential
election.
Atiku had earlier told newsmen that he was in Dutse to interact with
his party delegates ahead of the Dec. 10 presidential primary of the
party.
The former Vice President criticised the alleged swoop on APC data
office in Lagos by security operatives.
Atiku met with Lamido for one hour 30 minutes in his personal
residence.
Newsmen were barred from covering the meeting as it was said to be
“private’’. (NAN)
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/will-never-give-presidential-bid-says-atiku/

Maiduguri – Following the re-opening of public primary schools in
Maiduguri last week, the Borno State Government on Sunday appealed
to parents to send their children back to schools
Dr Mohammed Dongel, Chairman of the State Committee on the
Resuscitation of Primary School Education, made the appeal during
interview with newsmen in Maiduguri.
Dongel said the State Government had made adequate provision for
the security of teachers and pupils in schools.
He said although a large number of parents had sent their children to
schools, others were still apprehensive.
“I want to assure parents that government has made adequate security
provisions in all schools for the protection of teachers and pupils.
“Parents should endeavour to send their children to school,” Dongel
said.
He said that the state government had plans to commence the
distribution of uniform free of charge to all pupils in public schools
next week.
“Gov. Kashim Shettima is expected to flag off distribution of uniforms
free to all pupils in public schools next week.
“He will also flag off provision of free daily meals in all public primary
schools next week,” Dongel said.
Dongel said state government had also procured instructional
machines for easy teaching and learning in schools in the state.
“We are trying to introduce e-learning in primary schools to transform
our education system into world class’’, he said.
Dongel added that government had also introduced new security
measures in schools to ensure safe environment for teaching and
learning.
The public schools, closed on March 14 due to deadly attacks by
suspected Boko Haram insurgents, were re-opened on Nov. 17.
The attacks climaxed with the kidnapping of almost 300 school girls in
Chibok. (NAN)....
source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/send-children-back-school-borno-govt-urges-parents/

i tink keshi and buhari has one tin in common "they dont accept failure and they dont back out"

Super Eagles coach Stephen Keshi has been urged not to try to stay in
the job after failing to qualify the team for the 2015 Africa Cup of
Nations.
Keshi is currently without a contract with the Nigeria Football
Federation.
And a top NFF official told BBC Sport: “Walking away honourably
would be the smartest thing for Stephen Keshi.
“It’s pointless to hang around when you’ve failed, have been
completely rejected by the NFF and are unwanted by disappointed
football fans.”
Keshi endured a turbulent time during the qualification campaign, in
which he was sacked by the NFF and only reinstalled after intervention
from the presidency.
And the intensity of speculation about his future increased following
Nigeria’s 2-2 draw with South Africa in Uyo last week that meant they
will not play at next year’s continental finals in Equatorial Guinea.
Nigeria had gone into the that match knowing a win would earn their
place at the tournament, their failure to do so has left NFF president
Amaju Pinnick refusing to name who he believes is “the ideal man to
lead the team from the present dark to sunshine”.
Keshi himself has refused to comment on whether it is the end of his
time as coach with t.he team he steered to Nations Cup glory in 2013
and led to the last-16 of this summer’s World Cup in Brazil.
But the NFF official added: “He does not have any contractual
obligations with the federation; remember the board also offered to
sponsor him and his assistants to managerial courses with good
intention.
“He will probably get a job elsewhere before January but the country
will not get the opportunity to play at the next Nations Cup.”
Oshiomhole warns APC leaders against extortion of aspirants......
source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/please-walk-away-nff-tells-keshi/

Nigeria coach Stephen Keshi is adamant that he is the right man to
lead the Super Eagles into the future.
Disaster struck last week for Nigeria when they failed to qualify for
Africa Cup of Nations, a tournament they won in its most recent
edition, 2013.
Keshi, who was
relieved of his duties
before being recalled
for Nigeria’s last two
qualifying matches,
does not feel that firing
him again would be the
way to go.
“If a team fails, sacking
the coach won’t solve
the problem. The authority should look beyond the coach to find
solutions to the problem.
“I can’t deny it is a shame that we failed to qualify. On my part, I failed
the nation but my players took South Africa for granted, a match they
needed to win,” Keshi said.
Keshi’s agent, Emma Addo, also feels that the former Super Eagles
AFCON winning captain is not to blame for the team’s current failure.
“No explanation will be acceptable now by Nigerians, but Super Eagles
problems go beyond coaching. If some issues are not resolved, no one
can succeed for long with the team,” Addo told the sl10.ng website.
“We shouldn’t forget where Keshi picked this team from in 2012,
almost same place like they are now, but nobody cared about how
they got there, that is why it happened again,” Adoo added.
source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/im-right-man-eagles-says-keshi/

i thank God for ugliness if not i for no popular for my department

let me think abt it

Valued:
Hmmm this made me speechless... Well, I went to church today looking lovelier than ever(I know it) cos I could feel eyes on me. During offering time in my church, two queues were usually made...one for going and the other for coming back. Well, I just finished putting my offering and was going back when I saw this guy that has been asking me out for months now, on the other queue... He smiled and I smiled back cos I'm usually very friendly on sundays. But the smile didn't end there..he left his queue and started approaching mine, and I was like...what is wrong with this guy? Eyes were already devouring me. He got to me and told me..''you look very beautiful'' in the presence of everyone, and they were like..huh? Well, I felt so lovely and ended up giving him a big grin. And I allowed him to walk me home, hehehe.
So guys, can you do this in church? And ladies have you experienced something like this before?

put ur pix to show that u are beautiful or idonbelivit

Valued:
Hmmm this made me speechless... Well, I went to church today looking lovelier than ever(I know it) cos I could feel eyes on me. During offering time in my church, two queues were usually made...one for going and the other for coming back. Well, I just finished putting my offering and was going back when I saw this guy that has been asking me out for months now, on the other queue... He smiled and I smiled back cos I'm usually very friendly on sundays. But the smile didn't end there..he left his queue and started approaching mine, and I was like...what is wrong with this guy? Eyes were already devouring me. He got to me and told me..''you look very beautiful'' in the presence of everyone, and they were like..huh? Well, I felt so lovely and ended up giving him a big grin. And I allowed him to walk me home, hehehe.
So guys, can you do this in church? And ladies have you experienced something like this before?

put ur pix to show that u are beautiful or idonbelivit

mencade5:
tank you......dont mind the pros....titute.....her likes have filled the entire christedom with their who....rish and jezebelish life style, polluting God's house with their carnal stench.

God please start using thunder in the church....please.


If you want wahala make you quote me.

bro, i no wan wahala. bt i wan knw hw much u dey sell am

ireneony:
am just searching for Mr right on nairaland . u might be the one for me.
....don't send me pm's I will be one to send pm.

go to yaba left u might find him, mayb he missed his road... #goodluck

ur love song list cant be complete without terry g - apako master

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Lipzlikeshugar:
send in latin send in latin

do u guys speak or understand latin in Nigeria?

how can i send congratulatory msg with English? cos we hardly speak english here in Rome

naijaboiy:

Haba bros!

You want to say you don't remember me back then at Italian class.

ohh... now i recall... so where are u now? are u still in rome?

LORDI:
naah I love otuoke,...we don't have immigration problem here,..inshort you can cross the border anyhow,without papers.

hav u bin to otuoke?? wow.. thats where i go for tourism with my white friends over here in rome

who b naijaboiy?? havnt heard of such a name here in rome

LORDI:
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would u like to come over to rome?

LORDI:
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would u like to come over to rome?

such a tin cant happen in Rome where i was raised and live..