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Celebrities / Re: 50 Cool And Weird Fun Facts That You Should Know by jeflexy(m): 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2015
Incase

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Romance / Re: 15 Signs You Are About To Get Dumped by jeflexy(m): 8:41am On Jan 05, 2015
I can summarize ur 15 signs into 1 sign...
1) if he stops spending on you grin tongue cheesy
Politics / Re: In a Sentence Describe Goodluck Jonathan & His Teeming Supporters On Nairaland! by jeflexy(m): 10:44pm On Jan 03, 2015
smh.... political bigots!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by jeflexy(m): 3:43pm On Jan 01, 2015
quote me...
Chelsea must win
Nairaland / General / Share Your Best And Worst Moments Of 2014 Before It Runs Out...... by jeflexy(m): 10:20pm On Dec 31, 2014
my best moment is gaining admission into uniport....
my worst moment is the death of my friend's dad... angry
Whats urs.....
Nairaland / General / Re: Is It Compulsory To Go To Church On The Night Of 31st December???? by jeflexy(m): 7:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
LaRoyalHighness:
No.... Where is the romance?
the puzzle now is......
Find the romance in the post :Dt grin
Nairaland / General / Is It Compulsory To Go To Church On The Night Of 31st December???? by jeflexy(m): 6:23pm On Dec 31, 2014
everyone around me is preparing to go to church except me and it seems am the bad one here... does going to church guarantee a great new year?? Opinions plss... thankss
Family / Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by jeflexy(m): 8:15pm On Dec 30, 2014
i hope u learnt from ur mistakes
Romance / Re: 30 Things That Happen When We Practice Self-love And Self-care by jeflexy(m): 8:11pm On Dec 30, 2014
30 Is that not too much...
Nairaland / General / Re: 8 Types Of People You'll Meet At A Fighting Scene In Nigeria by jeflexy(m): 4:45pm On Dec 29, 2014
the force crew....... they wanna arrest everybody they see there.....
The medical crew.... they tend to ask questions like "he wound u??"
The join hand fight crew.... they wanna join hands with their friends/family not minding who's at fault
The pity crew....... they say things like "na wa o; see as them beat that boy..... chie, sorry u hear..
The religion crew... they say things like, "GOD go fight ur battle for you" cheesy grin tongue embarassed

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Crime / Re: Four In Police Net For Stealing Phones Worth N1.5m In Lagos (pics) by jeflexy(m): 10:43am On Dec 29, 2014
olatunji21:
Is stealing Corruption?
stealin is not corruption...
Stealin is ordinary taking
Celebrities / Re: This Dude Should Be Amongst The Cutest Nairalanders.... by jeflexy(m): 11:50pm On Dec 28, 2014
Mcquine:

dude I don't know what your stress is but I don't hide in secret like you to do this kinda stuff and if only you did your research thoroughly you'll see I'm not even a regular here with the number persons I follow so if you're pained I guess you just have to deal with your problem. grin
no one gives a hoof if u r regular or not...
Thank....
JefLexy........

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Celebrities / Re: This Dude Should Be Amongst The Cutest Nairalanders.... by jeflexy(m): 11:32pm On Dec 28, 2014
Mcquine:

I comment my reserve

on other issue girl you look good I'm I allowed to follow you.
na wetin dey worry some naija guys, now u are requesting if u can follow her, nxt u'll thank her for allowing u to follow her....
U are even worst than the op...
Smhh

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Forum Games / Re: View Pix And Tell Us What U"ll Do If You Find Urself In Such A Situation by jeflexy(m): 10:59pm On Dec 28, 2014
pussyeater:
Op! U are a dunce... If snake sting u, will u die hanging? Mumu
dont be stupid, atleast u'll die before the crocodile would feast on u...
Does a dead man feel pains

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Forum Games / Re: View Pix And Tell Us What U"ll Do If You Find Urself In Such A Situation by jeflexy(m): 10:18pm On Dec 28, 2014
Allureoftheseas:
Okay, the truth is that I can never find myself in such, when the all powerful is with me.
smhh... every little thing in nigeria is religious

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Forum Games / View Pix And Tell Us What U"ll Do If You Find Urself In Such A Situation by jeflexy(m): 9:13pm On Dec 28, 2014
Well, as for me, i would rather let the snake sting me so I'll die at once instead of been torn into pieces by the lion or crocodile...

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable New Photos of Actress Oge Okoye & Her Kids by jeflexy(m): 3:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
smartshadow:

Who dash monkey sibling
[s]whats the biggie if they are her siblings??
Ur reasoning is below par[/s]
Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 2:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
kushstalin:
you look like a wasted drunk
go home........
Get some manners....
I guess u are a "fine boy" with 1 like on his dp and no follower(s).
Ur total topics on nairaland has not gotten up to 50 comments since 2013 u registered to show how immature u are....
Dude, remove the log from ur eyes....
Am out......
Culture / Re: Some Superstitious Beliefs In A Typical Nigerian Traditional Society by jeflexy(m): 12:11pm On Dec 27, 2014
Jboy8844:
so true!....popular among the igbos!
why did u occupy the first place since u have nothing useful to contribute
modified....
U can occupy that first place now since U'v contributed usefully grin

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Culture / Some Superstitious Beliefs In A Typical Nigerian Traditional Society by jeflexy(m): 12:02pm On Dec 27, 2014
Common Superstitious Beliefs In Nigerian Traditional Society

Hitting your left leg on a stone
The hitting of your left leg on a stone or stump in the traditional Nigeria society is seen as an evil omen or warning to turn back from where ever the person might be going. This omen is taken seriously and the journey is usually forfeited for the future. Failure to heed the warning could lead to possibly loss of life.

Eating in the dark
Eating in the dark is forbidden in the traditional Nigerian society. It is believed that such act could give room to the dead or ghosts to eat with you and this could lead to your death or grave ailments.

Whistling at night
It is not a good idea to whistle at night in the traditional Nigerian society. There is this belief that such whistling attracts snakes to the whistler.

Lending money in the morning
If you expect the traditional Nigerian man to lend you money in the early hours of the morning or to pay up its debts, then you have got the wrong think coming. There is this strong belief in the traditional Nigerian society that giving money out in the early hours of the morning could bring a whole lot of bad luck across your way.

Eating the food of a woman seeing her messes
Perhaps this belief came from the biblical perspective that women on their monthly periods are unclean. Eating the food of women seeing their periods is generally believed to reduce sexual potency and weaken any talisman used by the male. This belief is strongly held by the traditionalists in the Nigerian society.

Owl crying on the roof of your house
Owls hooting on rooftop or on a nearby tree is a bad omen in the traditional Nigeria society as it is believed that someone in that house will soon die. In Nigerian and some other culture, owls are symbolism of witchcraft and its cries are taken with tenacity.

Your hands itching you without reason
If your hands are itching without reason, then it is believed that some kind of fortune is about to come your way. Whenever such itching occur, you see the traditional Nigeria man filled with smiles and happiness as he believes that some form of good fortune is about to come his way.

The above superstitious beliefs are just some of the beliefs that you would observe in the traditional Nigerian society.
U can add more... merry xmas by the way....




https://spirituality.knoji.com/common-superstitious-beliefs-in-the-nigerian-traditional-society/

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Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 9:22am On Dec 27, 2014
mayapop:
what is this masquerade talking about
i dont do E-fight... live in ur glory!!!

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Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 1:05am On Dec 27, 2014
Some more...

Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 12:45am On Dec 27, 2014
spinna:


First of all i hope the OP is not feeling bad, he's a handsome lad
but the expression of your face/eyebrows/lips makes you look soo much like that masquerade. grin

It must be that the prevailing genetic face shape of your villa was incorporated into the mask and you with the same genes now decided to do your face just like the masquerade's own which makes you look like twins which makes everyone laugh grin

lolxxx... m nad feelin bad.. i expected such from nairalanders... thanks anyways

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Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 11:56pm On Dec 26, 2014
I thank you all for the comments... i had fun laffin my asss out
cheesy
Culture / Re: A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 1:41pm On Dec 26, 2014
mayapop:
You begged a masquerade for a shot? undecided omg! is he some kinda celebrity to you?
u cant take pictures of some masquerade.... ask ur elders before u spew trash

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Culture / A Nairalander With His Village Masqerade by jeflexy(m): 8:52am On Dec 26, 2014
The masquerade came around yesterday, so i begged it for a shot and i also gave it some money....
U can post pixs of ur village masquerade too..

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Nigeria’s Richest Woman Folorunsho; Husband Modupe & 4 Sons by jeflexy(m): 11:25pm On Dec 25, 2014
thank God am the riches man in my community too

Family / Re: Baby Falls Off Mum’s Back On Okada, Crushed By Truck by jeflexy(m): 12:42pm On Dec 24, 2014
Kul3ger:
Gosh! C wat carelesnes has don to an innocent baby N d woman wil start blaming innocent witches n wizards...
The bible said we are all born in sin... now the baby is dead, u are calling "it" an innocent baby

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