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Romance / Re: Some Very Silly Things Girls Should Stop Doing by jemby: 6:19am On Sep 04, 2014
Romanciella: blah blah blah

Why you no go do blah blah blah....una no see as she do mouth like peacock for her profile, yeye dey smell. Na you op dey talk about. Use make up build castle for face

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Agriculture / Re: Fish, Rice Imports Drop By 80% by jemby: 5:59am On Sep 04, 2014
Good for the economy but this is supposed to be a long term plan, cut it by 5% yearly until your local production levels up, then raise the cut to 15%.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Scared To Date Handsome Guys?? by jemby: 7:16pm On Aug 25, 2014
vicdall: So if you are handsome, you won't know? Hmmmm.....you no get mirror ni?

I would need you to be my mirror...simple
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Scared To Date Handsome Guys?? by jemby: 4:35am On Aug 25, 2014
Also you need to understand that anything can happen to this physical body at any time, so a guy that's handsome can become very ugly due to an accident. What matters most Is the lives you affect positively while we are in this world. This would show how really handsome we are.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Scared To Date Handsome Guys?? by jemby: 4:24am On Aug 25, 2014
@ Poster, guys that are handsome, don't really know they are, if you tell yourself you are handsome, then trust me you're not.am a guy too and don't tell myself that am handsome.people tell me

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Commercial Adverts Of 80's And 90's by jemby: 5:35pm On Aug 11, 2014
I wish our children would have something to remember, cos it's just killings and diseases all around. Back in the days we memorized these adverts and enjoyed singing along.indeed there was a country called Nigeria

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Suspends Gambian National Airline Over Ebola Virus by jemby: 5:21pm On Aug 11, 2014
Seriously the government and it's agencies are not doing badly Watching and trying to curb the spread of the virus, I hope the virus can kill all corrupt leaders alone and give the youth a chance.all these old men has failed us.God protect every Nigerian from this deadly virus

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Politics / Re: Ebola: LASG Summons Mortuary Operators, Funeral Homes. by jemby: 5:25am On Aug 04, 2014
God help us all
Investment / Re: Photos: Aliko Dangote Invests $1billion Inrice Production by jemby: 3:32am On Aug 04, 2014
Aliko the wise man,Keep buying the country,you can change the name from Nigeria to Dangeria in few years. This was what MKO Should have done instead of making them give him rat poison.

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Culture / Re: Top 6 Abnormalities That Are Normal In Nigeria by jemby: 3:27am On Aug 04, 2014
There's Poverty in the land..Simple
An average Nigerian lives on Less than $5 in a day

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Music/Radio / Re: Official Video: Mavins - Dorobucci by jemby: 6:11pm On Jul 23, 2014
I just lost respect for Don jazzy, with the video it's obvious he's promoting cultism in tertiary Institutions. Now I know you are a confirmed Doro. You should at least have avoided all those yellow in the video
Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2014 - Photos by jemby: 3:59am On Jul 10, 2014
Really 70% of Nigerian girls are ugly, most Black American ladies are very beautiful. Latinos too and Arab ladies. I guess the harsh nigerian weather is also contributing to their wuglyness. ..lol
Properties / Re: Lagos Proposes ‘rent To Own’ Home Policy by jemby: 6:00am On Jul 09, 2014
Nice

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Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by jemby: 5:23am On Dec 27, 2013
Please i need the Vin report on this Vehicle urgently,I would really appreciate it.
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Business / Re: What Has Nairaland Enabled You To Achieve This 2013 by jemby: 7:51pm On Dec 22, 2013
Nairaland has added value to my existence.am grateful to God who made me come across the site in 2009.

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Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by jemby: 9:21pm On Nov 30, 2013
I Need help to check this Vin before I fall a victim :2B4FP25B5VR228498
Autos / Re: HOTDEAL:: Clean 2007 Volkswagen GOLF4 - N970,000 by jemby: 11:09pm On Sep 14, 2013
I believe you the owner of this Automobile,please confirm if those pictures are the same as yours and also let us know if you're also the other person.
Autos / Re: HOTDEAL:: Clean 2007 Volkswagen GOLF4 - N970,000 by jemby: 11:07pm On Sep 14, 2013
I hope you are aware that someone advertised this same car for 450k on Nairaland,check this link below

https://www.nairaland.com/1439333/golf4-2004-450k-08134868133
Family / Re: Should Married Individuals Keep In Touch With Exes? by jemby: 7:06pm On Sep 04, 2013
HMMMMMM
Technology Market / Re: We can help you import goods from china, and you can pay Naira !!!! by jemby: 12:14pm On Aug 21, 2013
are you still in business?
Travel / Re: Four Boats With 350 Migrants From Nigeria, Ghana, Others Land In Italy by jemby: 3:21am On Aug 20, 2013
Just passing by
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 8:06am On Aug 16, 2013
kawaodne: Jemby, you didn't put more of the car's description here. Pls list more features. I'm willing to offer 300k if you're down with my price. Cash is available. Will call you once you accept.

Regards,

OH OH OH u're the one that's pricing My car for 300k? Now i get it.....u priced the car 300k and later said the man is a fraud,So that's why you came out attacking,its fine.
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 8:00am On Aug 16, 2013
kawaodne:
Dude, the way your response is coming doesn't sound like you have business doing here. For 500k in the 1st place, the vehicle as Tokz smells like stolen or fraud Except that you can convince Nairalanders otherwise else it is BEWARE for ALL!!!

Mr Kawaodne i guess u're new on Nairaland,I have sold over 100 cars in the last five years on the site,why my cars are cheap is also because i only add little profit to my cars after landing cost,so that they can be affordable,i believe in high turn overs, please take a look at my Profile and you would understand.I understand that Nairaland is now full of clowns that has stolen bytes from different networks,so people are eager to type any rubbish just to be noticed,cos i don't understand why you would say someone is a fraud without doing a background check.BTW the car is SOLD.
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 6:50pm On Aug 09, 2013
available for inspection
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 7:34am On Aug 07, 2013
Av
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 12:55pm On Aug 05, 2013
gocare: This is soo hilarious grin grin cheesy @ jemby u shudnt be passed it happens, it's market craze, someone one asked me to sell a new bold 5 for 13k. Then asked if it comes with memory card and pouch. cool
I wonder oh.....I don't blame those fraudsters, people like him make fraud business go on. They always want to buy everything about half the normal price.
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 6:11am On Aug 05, 2013
kawaodne: Jemby, you didn't put more of the car's description here. Pls list more features. I'm willing to offer 300k if you're down with my price. Cash is available. Will call you once you accept.

Regards,
U're even asking me to list more features, ok I have a 6kg washing machine inside the car, 32 inch LED tv and a giant scan frost freezer. A wardrobe and a shoe rack all in the car.
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 6:07am On Aug 05, 2013
kawaodne: Jemby, you didn't put more of the car's description here. Pls list more features. I'm willing to offer 300k if you're down with my price. Cash is available. Will call you once you accept.

Regards,
Ite either u're related to basket mouth or u're used to buying stolen vehicles, how on earth can you price a Tokunbo car cleared at almost 200k. U're pricing it for 300k? They need you at the joke section
Autos / Re: TOKS LAGOS CLEARED GTI GOLF 3 (Auto) Goin For 510k by jemby: 5:36pm On Aug 04, 2013
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