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austine4real:
call me when u'r @ d door 08105143161;-);-(

brownsoldier:
Good stuff OP. probably the best stuff on what men would have women know than any other drivel i've seen on this site. Kudos Jennydoris on every single point

austine4real:
we go use bedsheet

AirborneLacer:
How about the person who deposited the highest amount winning the whole cash that has been deposited by everyother person?

Odunharry:
Let's play a game....
I'll send you my Account Number and y'all gonna deposit some money. The person who deposit the highest Amount is the winner!

Trust u will enjoy it.
I will start first

bantino,harlos,AirborneLacer, IfyAngela,Jennydoris,donbrowser, Elantracey,eckersley,April07,Katier00,chimoz, Swash042

saintandsinnerz:
Since you have admitted the post never originated from can you now reference the original source? Damn should i be telling you this!

austine4real:
plz com wt wrapa oo i get plenty mozquitoes 4 house

chibwike:
yeah, i'd come with my bible.

austine4real:
u beta hurry up& dnt 4get u'r spending d nght wt me

saintandsinnerz:
It is intellectual theft! You should give credit to the original source. It will not take anything away from you

chibwike:
No problem..so when are we going to meet

adepiero:
when you copy post from sites, please edit properly before posting on NL. I would have commended you for the effort but the post is stolen.

saintandsinnerz:
Op where is your source or are you telling us this originated from you?

chibwike:
Hope ur perfume is really cool

webdezzi:
Not just fresh but Human hair,
If you can't afford the expensive ones, atleast, don't rock those synthetics
they make you look like chicken n "cheaps".

Hello! you could get real human hair for less than 5k from Hairconnexions
http://www.hairconnexions.com/

chibwike:
Her perfume...dats wat i look at first...I love girls that smell nice

sexzskil:
My large Ukwu and seductive snugg draws all men to me!

idu1:
Op babe, u thread done enter. Hmm, i knw say u used urself as the case study. I like ur chubbic body..........

austine4real:
spag&eggs

austine4real:
com& join eat o

austine4real:
u'r wlcm

austine4real:
i luv ur pic

Soyedele1:
The very first time I'm seeing my birthday mate online

Bantino:
Am good. Hope ur Sunday has been splendid thus far...

Elantracey:

eckersley:
Hy Miss 'gatemania'.
Going to my parents' to snap a photo could be risky.
And you said to keep the gate locked.
Its like you sensed they have a canine.
Waoo. At least you got that right

But sorry to burst ur bubble.
Since they acquired Kobe, the gates are always opened
Don't try ursf. Kobe hates ugly.

But concerning maturity you got it all wrong.
If u had an ounce of it, u would hv recognized
a sincere compliment on reading one.
But you've bn so brainwashed by area boys with flattery that you
can't tell the one from the other
No be their fault. Na something dem find come.
That they succeeded is ALL UR FAULT

That said.
You obviously need help.
But before you can be helped, I'll try to make you understand
ur obsession wt snapping photos [esp. in front of gates]

Psycho-analytically, it's actually called narcissistic vulnerabilities.
A form of narcissism where the sufferer seeks to cancel out or
counteract DEEP FEELINGS of INFERIORITY and LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM.

In your case you do this by obsessively snapping photo shots.
Sufferers of your condition will often change their DPs several times daily
and upload each and every pic they snap to a social network.
The sufferer expects admiration, constant attention,
and positive reinforcement from the comments/likes.
Its their lifeblood

Failure to get validation or any of the above leads to eating disorders
[ur tummy protruding thru ur cloth is evidence] depression and
self-destructive behaviours.

Please pay utmost attention here.

First line Therapy

1. A total body work out will be of immense benefit
[With emphasis on your abs - they bulge thru u clothes]
The feel-good hormones released during this process
will raise your confidence levels.
This is far better than maniac photo snapping and uploading.

2. Learn new skills or improve already existing ones.
[KINDLY NOTE: I'm not talking about kpanshing skills]

3.
If there's no improvement [which is rare] after 3 weeks of
doing the above, report to our facility nearest to for radical therapy.
Wish you good luck

jnrbayano:
The bold is an overused phrase that is quickly loosing its original essence.

So if someone is an embodiment of "Pidgin English" how does "being yourself" apply here? Doesn't that person need to "change" to using "good English" in order to stand a chance of making front page?

When "be yourself" phrase is wrongly used, it comes in direct opposition to the word "change"

simdam500:
The list is incomplete if u dont mention the boooobz... C'mon now

EejaNla01:
op so you don't fancy Jim iyke's kind of eyes?

Crocz:
She said men are attracted to this, to that first but I say "it depends on the angle you are viewing from"...take for example you are walking behind a girl, what do you notice first? ...if front, I notice the facial look first and then the snowballs
God knows I like smart and intelligent girls....but one looking me in the eyes for long ?...that's somehow weird and speaks another thing of the girl....it screams who*e! (no offence)

eckersley:
I hate Nigerians [esp. their girls] wey dey form.

Correct guy man compliment ur pic, u dey style.
If no be for show, why u upload am?

Just because ur lecturer, Linda Ikeji, dey always snap picture for her gate,
U self go stand near gate.

All this graduates of LindaIkeji adult literacy school, na wa for una!

I thank God for me shall. Instead of me to compliment a girl outward appearance,
I go just kill "myself or commit s-u-i-c-i-d-e."

Mtcheewww.