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We should teach our children sex education but we shouldn't teach them how to do it!

uzuede4:
so everything is now news

I follow dey ask ooo

lordoseji:
Please how is this news? Was he supposed to wear the umbrella?

Who knows or maybe we all should have been there to hold the umbrella for him.

Hmmmm!
This one strong oo.
But I think she is making sense.
But then will the government make/approve of such law?
Will the perpetrators be punished accordingly as nigeria is so corrupt that "some well-off" offenders may use money and power to close the case.

Sempumping:
you be butty

And so are you

Mekyno:
No more energy due to age, sickness, too much traveling and naija (economy) stress.
Special Aides and advisers 'fit' dey wipe d tape head on his behalf.....lol
E no

Sempumping:
Ah ....u no jah be dat

it's a street slang(dem olamide and d likes) popularly used in some western Nigerian music

Before my sister I no no oo. I never even hear the song.

Ok oo.. noted.
Abegi post that of women make I start now dey check the one way I got take when the time comes to avoid someone taking over my property . Tenkiu

donbenedict:
Lool d man don old na . I no sure say aisha still dey trip for am.
Aisha na young fine woman.

Hmmm. If she no dey trip for am he for don marry another person even before the election.. na that person go become first lady...

donbenedict:
Does Buhari still "do" aisha?

If he no do am na you go do am?

travy:
"Woss Wobi" is the title of a song by Olamide featuring CDQ. The song has explicit content/lyrics.

Ok. Thanks.

I wish her safe delivery.


Everything is now news.. even pregnancy that is supposed to be sacred. Am not hating on her ooo. (maka ndi quoting)

Please what is "woss woss wobi"?

Congrats to them.
Have missed her ooo and the way she talks.

Big4wig:
The ones dat run to ur Room to charge their phone immediately u put on Gen.. Usually annoying esp wen a bae u v been timing finally agrees to come nd u will b receiving unnecessary knocks on d door

And you will be all smiles when opening the door so your bae won't feel that you are not the charitable type whereas your heart is like this asking God why me ...
Sorry bro just know they are doing it on purpose. When they knock no open.

safarigirl:
2. The Foodie Friends

These friends don't know the road to your room/house, neither do they have your contacts unless they're hungry or they see you returning from the market. Their greetings usually go, "Guy, how far? Chow dey?" Or "Babe, you cook today? Hope say my mouth dey". They are usually responsible for your provisions finishing before mid-semester

Your reaction whenever these guys knock at your door and you're eating

Na this one dey pain pass. They will eat you oooo until you start hiding yourself when cooking and when returning from market . Most times you will be wondering if their parents don't give them feeding money . Guys no too dey do am shaa na all these gurls forming ajebota that fix nails that is longer than handouts...

safarigirl:
3. The Handout/Material Friend
These ones only know you when they want to borrow handouts/material from you. They become regular visitors whenever exam period approaches. They will borrow every piece of paper they see you with, but once exams are over, dem no sabi you again.
But once exams approach, they're back like

These ones... even after the borrowing ask if if they have started reading yet they will be like "my sister for where, I no even no where to start reading from" ... and then you will be like why all the borrowing then...

everydayperson:
You don't want babyboo to look good enough for the snatching before you are ready.. good gial

Yes oo.. something like that!

Educating post... Thanks OP!
Will teach my boo when it's time...

She is only telling us not to be surprised if we see her daughter dress like that when she grows up!

OmobaNL:
Yeah, if you don't off media auto download on WhatsApp, pictures sent to group chats gets to your phone automatically

Yes, please I know that. But are you saying that the man is in a whatsapp group where some girls share nude pictures?

OmobaNL:
Might be an error or auto download from whatsapp groups, you know.

That kind whatsapp auto download

Overreaction!

CountDracula:
Hw has dis added to my GP...

It may not add but it has sure deducted a little from your data.

May her soul rest in peace!

The picture.. maybe that's her best picture and it's possible the relatives didn't notice anything or they are just ignorant of what that stands for.

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kinglekan:
I would do that right away
And thanks for your support.

You're welcome

kinglekan:

I don grow beards dey wait for you since oo

Please i need your support in voting for _IAMKINGZLEE in 2mr's MR NL 2016 finals. Would be glad to have your support.

Issorait!

please you can cut your beards now!

kinglekan:
Hey Jennydoris

Present Sir

What of her parents and sibling? Or is she an orphan? can't they file a case against the honourable and his criminal touts?

Amelian:
Whats this one saying? Whats intimidating there

Aszzz filled and sculptured with rough cellulite.. Its not even smooth sef!
Look like akpu....
.and u call that one , Intimidation Maybe u r intimidated...

Nawa oo. why the thing pain you like this...? calm down ma...

Hmmmm!
I don't pray for such.. No one does either.. but if it happens Am sure going with my papa.

And some girls will be intimidated with this!

Eternal rest grant unto her Oh Lord! And let your perpetual light shine on her! Amen! fare thee well beautiful one!