Wait, if u need the $100 ASAP then maybe dis ain't for u. But if u generally like to dance, then read on;

We are giving a 100 dollar bill (not in naira pls) to the winner of this dance. Its promotional and we want fresh dancers to feature in the official video to be shot soon. It would feature lots of random dancing so there's room for many cool dancers.

The task; just film yourself/selves dancing to the dance anthem below. You may use a phone camera but make sure it is clear enough. Crazy dance moves, twerking, and stunting are all welcome.

Whether u are a group or an individual, if your dance is cool, you WILL be contacted for the official video shoot. But only the BEST dance video would receive the $100 prize.

Entry; download the track below, record yourself, send us the video or a link to it ALONG WITH YOUR CONTACT INFO (phone number) to zandahtunes@gmail.com

Winner wud be selected two weeks to the video shoot (within September/October)

Have fun!

The track; [url]hulkshare.com/AleckZandah[/url]

In the meantime, this was made by one learner like dat. But its nice sha. Lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJxHY5t2Yjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxEuuniHJnk

Share it o!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxEuuniHJnk

Lol. Share it.

Akuneshiobike:
Meehn babe you are endowed! you sure you are the one there?

thanks. Das me!

We take over the world na

RicardozRichard:
BiigTInzs

Abi na

AmakaMilano:
Hmmm.....the only line that didn't apply to moi is the part about sitting in a corner. cos I ain't sitting in no corner am high as a kite

Me likey. thumbs up girl!

Thanks. Pls share it o

My own fwend did this sh*t

and me girlfriends going bickki for it (and me too na )

check it out here: http://www.hulkshare.com/aleckzandah

Smhart1:
I used to be like that but you know Nigerian guys they prefer you being the otherwise

I feel you dear

Thanks op. but this is kinda shallow

INTROVERT:
Sorry am not experienced enough on these kinda issues.

what Introvert said exactly. Sorry.

Buddah:
Relationship: Dates.
Medium: over the phone
Initiator: Kelvin

(Phone rings- Kelvin calling)

Cynthia: Kelvin lyttle, waddup!

Kelvin: I've told you to stop calling me that.

Cynthia: Stop calling you what?

Kelvin: YOU KNOW WHAT

Cynthia: Oh ok. sorry. can I call you Kelvin Tiny instead?

Kelvin: ................

Cynthia: ...Or Kelvin small?

Kelvin: Cynthia stop this rubbish. I just called to....

Cynthia: ...to do what?! ehn? why in the bloody world are you still calling my phone after what you did? If you knew you couldn't do without me why did you go fuccking her?! How were you feeling? what were you thinking, you fuccking bastardd!!

Kelvin: Cynthia...

Cynthia: ...Shut up! I don't even know why I picked or why I'm still talking to you. I should kill you thats what I should do!!

Kelvin: Cynthia please, don't be like this. I thought be we'd be beyond this by now I just wanted...

Cynthia: ...wait, tell me something, did you pull her hair, ehn? Did you spank her asss while she was riding that your little dingy, ehn?

Kelvin: you know what, fucck this! I wanted to see how you're doing but obviously you won't stop BITCHINGG about it!

Cynthia: no, YOU'RE the bittch!! A bloody stinky pusssy bittch thats what you are!

Kelvin: Oh so now it's down to name-calling abi?

Cythia: **curses in igbo language!**

Kelvin: Fucck you and whatever you just said!

Cythia: Fucck your entire generation!! Fucck your life!!

kelvin: You always think you're so on point when you lack even the rudimentary things that make up a woman!

Cynthia: Fucck you to hell!!!..

Kelvin: ...and for the record, YES, I pulled her hair and spanked her several times and she loved every minute of our hot steamy sex!

Cynthia: I hope you burn!! I hope you die!! I hope you're dead, you bastar..d!!**voice shaking**

Cynthia: shebi you want to know na, Yes I loved it. I loved the way she loved my dickkk and took it in her mouth like a real lady! Something you wouldn't understand. Oh and I got to do other styles BESIDES MISSIONARY!!...

Cynthia: STOP IT, KELVIN!!....you're hurting me.......

Kelvin: ............................................................................I'm sorry.

Cynthia: Fucck you!!! **sobbing**

Kelvin: I miss you.

Cynthia: Fucck you!!!

Kelvin: I love you

Cynthia: FuccK you!......fuccK y...... **crying**

Kelvin: Baby I swear I didn't mean to hurt you. I promise it wont happen again. Please baby, just let me try again. Let me at least try to make it up to you. I won't give you up for the whole world and I'm so sorry I coundn't see things straight before......I mean, I've realised now how much you mean to me and would never joke with your heart ever again. I was only fooling around with her but I'm so sorry I did that........Please forgive me...................

Cynthia: **crying**

Kelvin: I want to be there where you are. I wan't to hold you close and never let go. I want show you how sorry I am. Call me a fool, call me a slowpoke, call me a bastard, anything is better than losing you. Please dear, talk to me.

Cynthia: *still crying* I......I misss........................I miss you......

I personally know a couple just like this. One minute they're cursing each other the next they're romancing. Lol. I love this.

Why are these guys all saying "nonsense" where is ur sense of humor na. Mptchew!

Lol @thread