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Celebrities / Re: Elyon Chinaza Udokwu Wins "African Queen 2016" Pageant - PHOTOS by jenyfah(f): 7:33pm On Jun 21, 2016
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Education / Re: Photos Every Jambite Must Relate To When Post Utme Was Scrapped by jenyfah(f): 3:55pm On Jun 18, 2016
trash
just the three last ones

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Refuse Picking Your Landlord Calls (Hilarious Photo) by jenyfah(f): 9:28pm On Jun 13, 2016
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Romance / When Your Uncle Is A Fool At 40(picture) by jenyfah(f): 10:15am On Dec 19, 2015
Lalasticlacla grin grin

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Phones / Re: Tecno, The Highest Selling Mobile Brand In Nigeria Revealed by jenyfah(f): 12:50pm On Dec 17, 2015
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Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Made Your 2015? by jenyfah(f): 12:00pm On Dec 17, 2015
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Romance / Is This Real Or It's Photoshop? by jenyfah(f): 12:08pm On Dec 16, 2015

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Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Display The Tattoo Around Her Vag****na Area (viewers Discretion) by jenyfah(f): 10:12am On Dec 16, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: The Death Of Dede One Day - R.I.P by jenyfah(f): 12:24am On Dec 16, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by jenyfah(f): 7:11pm On Dec 14, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Davido And Tekno Have Allegedly Been Sleeping With The Same Girl [PICS] by jenyfah(f): 11:01pm On Dec 13, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim At Linda Ikeji's Mansion (Photos) by jenyfah(f): 9:27pm On Dec 13, 2015
A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...

GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, whr r u?
GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing)

GIRL: Mama na Malaria o
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz take it serious o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur four years over there in Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.

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Romance / What Do You Think Of This Photo? by jenyfah(f): 8:39pm On Dec 07, 2015
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Education / Re: Water Scarcity In Nigerian Schools by jenyfah(f): 4:27pm On Dec 03, 2015
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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Ogunwusi’s Pre-Coronation Photoshoot by jenyfah(f): 12:56pm On Dec 02, 2015
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Suspected Paris Attack Mastermind Now Dead (photos) by jenyfah(f): 9:49pm On Nov 19, 2015
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Politics / Re: Thousands Protest In Aba For Pro-biafra Detainee, Independence - Dailymail UK by jenyfah(f): 10:15am On Nov 19, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty And Wife Welcome Child (Photo) by jenyfah(f): 10:12am On Nov 19, 2015
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Politics / Re: Bindow Jibrilla Visits Bomb Blast Victims, Bans Night Market by jenyfah(f): 9:51am On Nov 19, 2015
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NYSC / Re: Steer Clear Of Relationship(s) In NYSC Camp And During Service Year by jenyfah(f): 9:37am On Nov 19, 2015
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Health / Re: The Shame Of Abuja School Toilets(pictured) by jenyfah(f): 9:34am On Nov 19, 2015
Interview Start...

>> MP&HR Officer <<
........................................

HR : what is your name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : In full please...

Mike : Michael Phang

HR : your father's name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what does that mean?

Mike : Melvin Phang

HR : your native place?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what's that?

Mike : Malacca Province

HR : what is your qualification?

Mike : MP

HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Mike : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?

Mike : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?

Mike : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Mike : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??

Mike : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..

Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?

Mike : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..

Mike : meaning??

HR : Mental Problem!!!

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Politics / Re: Secretary’s Appearance At Military Probe Unsettles PDP by jenyfah(f): 9:28am On Nov 19, 2015
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Interview Start...

>> MP&HR Officer <<
........................................

HR : what is your name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : In full please...

Mike : Michael Phang

HR : your father's name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what does that mean?

Mike : Melvin Phang

HR : your native place?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what's that?

Mike : Malacca Province

HR : what is your qualification?

Mike : MP

HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Mike : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?

Mike : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?

Mike : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Mike : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??

Mike : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..

Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?

Mike : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..

Mike : meaning??

HR : Mental Problem!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: NVN (nairaland Verification Number) by jenyfah(f): 8:06am On Nov 18, 2015
Cutehector:
Jenyfah becomes okon grin
grin grin
Be nice
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland End Of The Year Celebration.. by jenyfah(f): 9:38pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Crime / Re: Lagosian Narrates His Robbery Experience In V.I, Lagos Traffic This Morning by jenyfah(f): 9:34pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Romance / Re: Update..help! I Am In Love With My Employee(part 2) by jenyfah(f): 9:32pm On Nov 17, 2015
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TV/Movies / Re: Home Alone Stars...more Pics by jenyfah(f): 9:31pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: IK Ogbonna Wife, Sonia Nabbed Stealing Instagram Private Jet Photos by jenyfah(f): 9:25pm On Nov 17, 2015
amiskurie:
No woman,no lies.

God made a man,and woman made the devil.
Lol
Politics / Re: [photo] Damn: Whose Uncle Is This ?? by jenyfah(f): 9:23pm On Nov 17, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Inside Linda Ikeji's $3million Home... As Laura Takes A Tour Of The Apartment by jenyfah(f): 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2015
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