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na bad time you suppose get laughing?

,make I call police?

and you the sales reps

I dey shake with fear,try harder girlfriend

clems,bite me

princesa,u need eyeglass

laugh I was when I reading this

clems,if I sleep and think of you,what will you call it?

dream or nightmare

hmm,the shit go smell bad bad,u know why na?

your blood dey hot?

very sick Sardarjis

nice one

you were not invited cos food for no reach you and Ituen know say you like food too much

Thank God I don't dream

tell him the reason,u dey tell am long time

hope u are talking to benjay

I think I prefer the hanging part

Nice pics,nice joke NELLA

Nice collections,keep it up girl

Clems,he is a bomb constructor

clemcykul:
what da hell is that?

for heavens sake jeovy is my chaffeur

your what?No let me bind you again O

Stop am,she is already taken

You call this love?

eya princess,you hate me like this,I can be sure for gunpoint but not you

clemcykul:
nella is my wife, so stay off

You dey drag guys and you dey drag ladies,which be your own?


NELLACIOUS NELLA,

would you prefer a guy or a lady?

atutupoyoyo,I like that

Me too confused

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.

Here is the exchange :

Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 'Excuse me?'

Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'


Supervisor gets on the phone:

Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'

Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )


After they get the fax :

Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'

Family Member : 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.' (What is wrong with these people?!?)

Family Member : 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank : 'That might help.'

Family Member : ' Ode ssa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'

Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet

,cracking jokes.

The pidgin or dove go shit full that guy mouth

I think say,you are made of stones

so,a part of you can be touched?Amen really

she knows,dem dey teach how to yab for barracks?

shatap,allow others laugh

and delivered to the Council of IDIOTS

or NEPA self,very unreliable