₦airaland Forum

lysaa:
u want make i give u chop too?

na hin make you lose your bra so

,the boy is a fine composer

gabrywyl:
Ye Jeovy I have 3 Witnesses. mama Ngozi, my sausage dog and your grandma

you must be very dead,I don't even know my grandma

studio43:
Cbase n Jeovy,

i be like person wey nor go school for una 2 eyez ?
shoooh,

get us your original primary school testimonial as proof.

when next you see him pls ask him for me

I never hear,this is the first time.Who said it?

showbobo and lysaa,which guys are you referring to

tammyswits:
said it did he told me about it!!!!!!!!!

and why would he give you such valuable information

Showbobo,na you dey ask this question

lysaa:
u self i nor sabi the kind view when u get. . which one be ghana must go now?

when hin dey hungry,na so hin dey sound

SAM MILLA:
ok, ich verstand ,

ich mache das nich meer.

tut mir leid meine engel

since English no work

One Friday morning as Tufe [/b]is walking the neighborhood on his usual
route.
As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both
cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by [b]Cbase, the
homeowner,
coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
Wow cbase, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last
night." Tufe comments. Cbase, in obvious pain,
replies, "Actually we had it Thursday night. This is the first
I have felt like moving since 4:00   am Friday morning.

We had about fifteen couples from Nairaland
over for some Buffday fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk
around midnight that we started playing "WHO AM I?"
Tufe thinks a moment and says, "How do you play
that?" Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one
at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing
through
a hole in the sheet then the women try to guess who it is."

Tufe laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that."

       "Probably a good thing you did," [b]Cbase [/b]responds. "Your name
came up seven times, "

chineke, see as this guy dey use the money wey I borrow am dey take rock party.Anyway na next week he suppose pay back.

collects one mighty isiewu and begins to side step

I rest my case

GBAM,Stamped and sealed

wake up! wake up !! make una wake up !!!.na wetin lysaa & Sam  

wonders shall never end,see as Amsterdam dey trip person.This one wey Sam dey sound like poor man self,you better have a re-think lysaa

cheii,Tufe ,see you babe Gaby don dey kollo.Since she begin live with six guys,I no come understand her again

tufe:
God forbid make i do collabo with studio43. him studio na Ajegunle, and its a wreck.

u no see where i dey. HIP HOP CLINIC BABY. thats where Jay-Z comes to record, so i doont mix with miscreants as studio

DREAMER IN THE HOUSE

Chase,this one wey you dey thank someone,wetin lysaa give you chop

with this your reply,conclusion is that you be serious winch

cbase:
my Sandwich is not that tasty, I need a SAUCE, any idea where i can get one?

Check the nearest toilet to you

nobody plan to count you before

tufe:
cle, this your gossip pass my power oh. where u take hear say my tyty carry belle for chase. come me shunu dia. i go snetence u to 2weeks without bla bla.

Na lie,chase fit pregnant woman

wetin person no go see for Nland:

Clems dey rhyme

lysaa dey find her missing bra

gilgee,a new dreamer in the house

First joke was cool,the second nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

mykali,
invitation without address and time

I fit borrow you my corridor as venue after all what are friends for?

studio43:
tufe tufe tufe one eye, X2
tufe tufe tufe big head,X2
u wan snatch my babe think she nor go tell me,
when it comes to women, mehn i nor send you.
next time i see you near my babe i go poor u hot water

desperate man talking

sharap there

you meant mat

crazy info and mad Gaby,The guy need help

poster,abeg try mykali advice

cbase:
I trust you na. Igbo gals, them sabi point

**^{begins singing}**

buy me this, buy me that
send me money, send me credit

lamenting cbase


lysaa,now you are really exposed,am happy