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you

clems go eat,whenever you dey hungry,you always dey vex

clems

na quarrel,take am easy abeg

cbase,I no run go marry,I actually cat work go marry

Akon

hope say u no dey refer to yourself as dangerous.

ta,you carry jaz

that could be dangerous

get-out

which house

Honey

which side

butter

infobaba:
Iysaa na my personnal padi, she no fit do such. So try again

You no well,you dey pay me?

cbase:
J d J how body na?

Cbase,I dey.Which one be J d J ?

make she come where?

Info

You wish

Vaseline

SAM MILLA:
she skips lunch .
so the money for the food will be added to the salary.

hahahaha,Sam,you seem to be speaking from experience

otherwise Iysaa go report you to devil abi

Chioya,whats your lunch break time?

only you with how many passwords

and when was that

gabrywyl:
Jeovy,
Me fear NEVER!!!!

And where's your wife at? How come she go dissapear for a long time? I am still waiting to eat that wedding cake ohhh. . . .

she is recuperating after the hectic nights.

EFFECTIVE OCTOBER 1, 2008

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your
money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do not need a raise.


Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof
of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing
you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every
effort should be made to have non-employees attend the
funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where
employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be
scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to
allow you to work through your lunch hour and
subsequently leave one hour early.


Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will
sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall
door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your
second offense, your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders'
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.


Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need
to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's
all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here
to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,
all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,
frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations,
allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.


The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!

naposari:
@Gabrywl
please, send 20 letters of invitation to me, am processing visa to EXPORT the following from Nigeria by boat.
INfobaba, tytylayor, clem, princessa,jeovy,

and for u Gabrywl i want import u to naija via the sahara desert by foot.

you can export the others Mr smuggler

playboy like you

Tyty
you still dey check your account balance

matty19:
Na wa o the babe no look bad

go and eat,you very 5th post na to admire babe,I wonder wetin the other four be for?

clemcykul:
yeahhh


*goes off to eat beans, and eggs*
ill be ryte back

hey staff,pls close the windows,shut the doors,re-roof the ceiling and re-cement the floor.Clems is coming back and cbase is poisoning himself.

Dear

u no go understand,bloody bachelor