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CultureRe: Did I Cause My Mother To Die Of Cancer? by jerflakes(m): 11:30am On Mar 04, 2018
Yes you did

Bad child
NYSCRe: After Your Service Year What Next? by jerflakes(m): 11:24am On Mar 04, 2018
Carry your cv and go look for a gaddam job

Since y'all are allergic to self employment
NYSCRe: Please Will This Nasu Strike Allow Me Go For Nysc Despite Me Having My Result by jerflakes(m): 11:18am On Mar 04, 2018
No! angry

Sit the fvck down and vote out APC angry
CrimeRe: Momohjimoh Idris 'Always' Kidnap: Soldier Killed During Rescue Operation by jerflakes(m): 10:34am On Mar 04, 2018
Nutase:
He was shot during a rescue operation.
Why should soldiers do the job of the police?

That's why we have anti kidnapping squad

Misplaced priority

Died for nothing
Science/TechnologyRe: Human Arm And Leg Found In A Crocodile's Belly In Indonesia (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 8:16pm On Mar 03, 2018
yeyerolling:
Damn. Ripped off with the death roll
Ah swear !

That death toll bad!

Crocodiles got some spinning skills grin
CrimeRe: Driver Killed And Burnt To Ashes By Cultists In Akwa Ibom. Graphic Photos by jerflakes(m): 12:18pm On Mar 03, 2018
This guy is jinxed

Rip
SportsRe: Planes Banned From Flying Over Lionel Messi’s House In Barcelona by jerflakes(m): 12:15pm On Mar 03, 2018
Hector09:
I dont believe this news. Who is messi compare to me
You are a nairaland troll with free mb
EducationRe: Adenle Adetunwase: 4 Guinness World Records Holder (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 8:33am On Mar 02, 2018
Kaysurplus:
Guinness record holders don't get paid, but it pays to be famous for a good deed.
it pays to be famous for something
Christianity EtcRe: Inyene Sampson Akpan Is Patrick Edet's Wife-To-Be (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 10:22pm On Mar 01, 2018
mazimee:
No time for self deceit. You can be a father & husband and still bé a servant of the most high.
Marriage doesn't stop one from serving his maker.


They should make sure this marriage work against all odds,people wey go dey pray for it to fail are already positioning themselves.
Catholics are different

Celibacy: that's what our reverend fathers are known for.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy And Giuseppina Baafi, Ex Miss Ghana All Smiles In Cute Photo by jerflakes(m): 9:35am On Feb 28, 2018
Pavore9:
It is a mental disorder to be fixated on the marital status of another person but unfortunately this ambassadors of marriage are not even aware of, which is another disorder on its own! cheesy
Ah swear

1 like for you
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy And Giuseppina Baafi, Ex Miss Ghana All Smiles In Cute Photo by jerflakes(m): 9:24am On Feb 28, 2018
Oya, where are those ambassadors of marriage?

Food don come

Do your thing
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Call Suv's Or CUV "Jeep" by jerflakes(m): 8:57am On Feb 28, 2018
erico2k2:
Nop I never said that.I'm just saying we stop this correctness of stuff like this . No need mocking a person when they use the word Jeep instead of SUV . The people who named the vehicles as such inter use the end of.
Ok
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Call Suv's Or CUV "Jeep" by jerflakes(m): 4:32am On Feb 28, 2018
erico2k2:
Oga SUV(SPort utility Vehicle) is an American Term, we do not call it SUV In the EU.we call it Jeep down here still as in the Dictionary or we just say 4x4
And you think all SUVs or "jeeps" are 4x4?
CrimeRe: Compressed Book And Coconut Packs Of Indian Hemp Seized In Ogun State. Photos by jerflakes(m): 3:11pm On Feb 26, 2018
Omo see SK bible
CelebritiesRe: Fella Makafui: 10 Photos Of Ghana Actress Will Discourage Ladies From Bleaching by jerflakes(m): 1:55pm On Feb 26, 2018
Discourage who?
CelebritiesRe: Caroline Danjuma Sexy In Bodycon Gown by jerflakes(m): 1:43pm On Feb 26, 2018
cybriz82:
looking at this and wondering wetin b the colour of her nipple huh tongue
Pink
Car TalkRe: Will You Buy This 1960 Aston Martin DB4GT Zagato For N8.2billion? (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 1:42pm On Feb 26, 2018
Homeboiy:
Bros no de ask me this kind question

E dey vex me
grin

grin
PoliticsRe: Should President Buhari Embrace The Mandela Option? by jerflakes(m): 1:25pm On Feb 26, 2018
Firefire:
NO!

He would be disgraced out of office. He is already planning to rig the next election. Nigerians are aware and waiting for the power drunk.
So it shall be
HealthRe: Doreen Moraa Moracha: Meet Kenyan Lady Born With HIV (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 1:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Real men don't segregate.
They'd give her good sex despite her status.
No matter the challenge we face
Team skin-to-skin we remain.

As long as you soak your preek in salty water afterwards, you are safe and good.
SMH

undecided
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Call Suv's Or CUV "Jeep" by jerflakes(m): 11:09am On Feb 26, 2018
AnodaIT:
If abroad person comes here and be telling us that he needs piston for his Lexus CUV, he would be a laughing stock here
And you think people (especially mechanics) don't know the meaning of SUV?
CelebritiesRe: E-money, Ifeanyi Ubah, Flavour, Kcee At Allen Onyema's 25th Wedding Anniversary by jerflakes(m): 1:44am On Feb 26, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Yes it will be dream turned reality
Continue dreaming

Better go and read how dangote worked very hard for his money
CelebritiesRe: E-money, Ifeanyi Ubah, Flavour, Kcee At Allen Onyema's 25th Wedding Anniversary by jerflakes(m): 9:12pm On Feb 25, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
I want to be rich too in this life huh

Am destined for greatness

Are you too?
Keep dreaming

Don't go and work hard
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather’s New Private Jet: Exterior & Interior Photos by jerflakes(m): 9:11pm On Feb 25, 2018
Money Man
CareerRe: I Want To Learn China Language by jerflakes(m): 9:09pm On Feb 25, 2018
Partnerbiz:
So you want to learn it because it's a difficult language?
Read from the beginning of this thread again... Slowly
Foreign AffairsRe: U.s Confirms Jerusalem Embassy Opening In May. Palestine Vow To Stop It. by jerflakes(m): 7:08pm On Feb 25, 2018
Muslims never learn
CareerRe: I Want To Learn China Language by jerflakes(m): 7:00pm On Feb 25, 2018
Partnerbiz:
and wat do u want to do with it?
Start now to learn it.

Studies have shown that Mandrian is the hardest language to learn

One word can have many pronunciations , therefore meaning different things
Car TalkRe: Why Do Nigerians Call Suv's Or CUV "Jeep" by jerflakes(m): 6:56pm On Feb 25, 2018
Coldplay007:
Lol.. Nigerians like forming knowledgeable.. Check the dictionary meaning of Jeep and stop this embarassing display of ignorance..
Go abroad and call it jeep, and you'll be the laughing stock

From your dictionary, a jeep is a "small sturdy vehicle"

As per the OP's examples, a Mercedes Benz gl450 (or any Mercedes Benz SUV), or Lexus SUV is not small

That's where the term SUV comes in
Jokes EtcRe: What Kind Of News Can Bring This Great Joy In Nigeria? by jerflakes(m): 6:47pm On Feb 25, 2018
frbona:
The last time Nigerians celebrated like this was June 8 1998.
Can't remember what happened tho
You remember the exact date but can't remember what happened?

Funny you
AutosRe: New Car Mileage by jerflakes(op): 11:40am On Feb 25, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
We are in 2018 what did you think you would get on a 19year old car? You want them to only drive it in the parlour? grin

grab it if it is sound, and treat it well, it will serve you well.
Brother, you never hear say better food na money kill am?

Make I dey manage the one I fit afford
AutosRe: New Car Mileage by jerflakes(op): 8:48am On Feb 25, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
I will encourage you to be specific with model. Is it the 1982 civic?
Nah, looks like a 1998 model
AutosRe: New Car Mileage by jerflakes(op): 8:17am On Feb 25, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
with good previous maintenance NO,
what kind of car is it?
Honda civic, dunno the year, I'll upload the photo when next I go to see it

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