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Phones / Re: Beware! Glo Network Can Kill Your Online Business! by jerflakes(m): 9:14pm On Feb 27, 2019
calddon:
and you had to be rude to prove a point?

Yes

Why does he have to drag someone's business in the mud to prove a point?

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Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jerflakes(m): 6:12pm On Feb 27, 2019
XFrozen:
Post here

1.Whatever problem you come across in your Infinix phone
2. Product Suggestions

We are always happy to help you,

I have 3 major problems with infinix, but let's handle them one by one

1st, why doesn't my infinity note 5 stylus recognize my glo 4g SIM?

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu Wins 5th Senate Term by jerflakes(m): 7:16am On Feb 25, 2019
Actually, ekweremadu no get opponent

Ikeoha we know

Ride on sir, nothing do you

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Autos / Re: Niger Used Toyota Camry 2013 Model With Dvd For 3.6 by jerflakes(m): 8:34am On Feb 24, 2019
Somehow I feel you're advertising infinix note 4 pro

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Crime / Re: What Is The Craziest Fact About Pablo Escobar? by jerflakes(m): 8:33am On Feb 24, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
I want to be like Pablo Escobar when I grow up smiley

Mah niga

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Romance / Re: South African Twins Wed Same Lady by jerflakes(m): 7:06am On Feb 04, 2019
Activist001:
Double Penetration something grin

Xvideos chairman

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Celebrities / Re: Clara Kronborg Relaunches Women's World TV Show by jerflakes(m): 1:50pm On Feb 02, 2019
Her Mouth Is good for blôwjõb

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Pretending To Be A Woman, Scams US Citizen Of $2300 by jerflakes(m): 9:40am On Jan 22, 2019
Rebornhombre:



20m means he as to pay 10% of the said amount, which is 2M and 2 surgeries.

?

shocked

shocked

grin

2 surgeries?

You just made my day

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Crime / Re: Man Loses Sight While Looking For Spiritual Eyes To Win Lotto by jerflakes(m): 2:19am On Jan 22, 2019
calculator123:

How many witch doctors have you seen in your life that are wealthy?

Come to Anambra state

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Rocks Her Voluptuous Figure In Chic Dress by jerflakes(m): 11:25am On Jan 21, 2019
SenorFax:
I bet there is pad somewhere down there

You are gross

Very nasty

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Crime / Re: Man Loses Sight While Looking For Spiritual Eyes To Win Lotto by jerflakes(m): 9:36am On Jan 21, 2019
calculator123:
If the witch doctor had the power, how come he is still poor?

Who told you that the witch doctor is poor?

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Crime / Re: Five Men Arrested For N466m Fraud After Hacking Into Bank’s Application. P by jerflakes(m): 10:44am On Jan 18, 2019
GOFRONT:
Na waoo.....781k increased to 466M......Fear a Nigerian..

That's greed at its peak

If na me, I go dey do am small small ... Like 1m every two weeks (that's if I'm VERY greedy)

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Romance / Re: Founder Of The Largest Pornography Website Jailed For 4 Years For Distribution. by jerflakes(m): 9:00am On Jan 11, 2019
And what is the website?

I need to gboncha this morning

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Education / Re: Viral Photo Of Black Kids Isolated From White Kids Is False.see What Happened(p by jerflakes(m): 8:54am On Jan 11, 2019
The first story is true

they took this pic after the outrage

Racist mofos

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Education / Re: Why Does A Dead Body Float In Water, While A Live Body Sinks? by jerflakes(m): 2:01pm On Jan 05, 2019
anochuko01:
the spirit get weight naa. especially fat people

grin

grin

This guy eh

grin

You're a comedian

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Calls Out Coachella. by jerflakes(m): 12:40pm On Jan 03, 2019
Even Mr Eazi name dey there

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Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Kwata In Jos, Kill 5, Injure Others (Graphic Photos) by jerflakes(m): 12:27pm On Jan 03, 2019
OneCorner:

Lol. Stop talking like a dundee
There’s no diff between d 2

Unwanted child of a prostitute

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Romance / Re: The Kenya Socialite With The Largest Hips (photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:56pm On Dec 30, 2018
daddytime:
Mtchewww

She suppose come see My neighbor Bongos wife hips. Na wheel barrow dem take dey carry her go out...

Abeg later send the picture of the wife

Tell bongo make he no vex

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Celebrities / Re: Boy Promised N1m By Davido, Says He Didn’t Receive Any Money by jerflakes(m): 10:05pm On Dec 29, 2018
Twizzy30:
your people's wake keeping i guess.
And please kindly get off my mentions, you dumb af.

Opening prayers by 8:10am

Please be present

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Celebrities / Re: Boy Promised N1m By Davido, Says He Didn’t Receive Any Money by jerflakes(m): 9:52pm On Dec 29, 2018
Twizzy30:
you can just help her out instead of trying to sound like a prof. I'm sure you got her message.

Wake keeping mass is tomorrow, 8pm

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Celebrities / Re: Boy Promised N1m By Davido, Says He Didn’t Receive Any Money by jerflakes(m): 8:51pm On Dec 29, 2018
homodarah:
Pls can u someone guide me how to created a story on nairaland

English is survived by a wife and three children

He will be missed

May his gentle soul rest in peace

Amen

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Politics / Re: How NAF, Allied Air Forces Helped To Flush Boko Haram Out Of Baga by jerflakes(m): 11:09am On Dec 29, 2018
tsephanyah:
I'm an old soul. From a different dimension and some other planet. And i know this fighter jet doesn't belong to Nigeria,. Fake picture, it might also be a fake news

grin

Of course it doesn't belong to Nigeria

We never get the technology to take a picture of a fighter jet in action, releasing missiles!

Where the camera man go dey? For another fighter jet?

When Boko Haram dey ground?

Come on

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Crime / Re: Reverend Fathers Regain Freedom After 4 Days In Kidnappers Den by jerflakes(m): 11:02am On Dec 29, 2018
iamvictorbassey:
Was expecting them to pray for Jesus to invade the place in a Rambo style, you know. Do some Hollywood Iron Man things. grin grin

I like you

It's funny how blacks worship a white man

Can you imagine all the characters in that storybook, called the bible, are all white people?

No black person in the bible

From Adam and Eve to Moses to Jesus

Imagine the fuckery

And you want me to worship a dead white man?

Laugh of the century

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Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Man Defiles 2-Year-Old Daughter In Lagos. Wife Exposes Him by jerflakes(m): 9:28am On Dec 29, 2018
post=74256106:
He should spend a very very long time in jail and have no opportunity to see the child ever again.

Like how you ran away from BBQ business, and have no opportunity to make money again from it

Failed businessman

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Religion / Re: God Does Not Answer Prayers, You Only Think He Does by jerflakes(m): 9:14am On Dec 29, 2018
HappyPagan:

Might be me. I do my best to stay beyond the threshold of sanity.

So, your prayers..

grin

grin

This guy grin

They suppose flog you for nyash well well

You stubborn grin

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Religion / Re: God Does Not Answer Prayers, You Only Think He Does by jerflakes(m): 2:52am On Dec 29, 2018
HappyPagan:

You are mad, but I like your madness.

So, droo your prayers/wishes. Let's see how the Arusis perform against their conquerors. wink

I'm mad, and you're asking a mad man more questions

So, Who is madder?

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Religion / Re: God Does Not Answer Prayers, You Only Think He Does by jerflakes(m): 9:28pm On Dec 28, 2018
Originakalokalo:


So arusi was existing before the world was founded.

When everything was empty arusi was there.

Interesting.

Yes of course

Same as water

That's why water God's are very powerful too

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Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Visits Arthur Eze, Excited As He Enters His 2019 Rolls Royce by jerflakes(m): 9:15pm On Dec 28, 2018
iCauseTrouble:

Well, let me have it first, then we can now give success another definition

grin

grin

I want to be unsuccessful, while I own a 2019 Rolls Royce

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Religion / Re: God Does Not Answer Prayers, You Only Think He Does by jerflakes(m): 9:09pm On Dec 28, 2018
Originakalokalo:


Who is arusi?

Was it in existence before the world began? Before the foundation of the world was laid?


Yes it was

There are lots of Gods ... Not the once depicted in The so called Christianity or Islam

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Religion / Re: Only Jesus Is The Way by jerflakes(m): 8:57pm On Dec 28, 2018
Who the 4k is Jesus?

Shame no dey catch you

Black man dey worship white man

Everyone was white, From Adam and Eve to Jesus and everyone in that storybook called the bible

And you still believe that nonsense?

Later, person from village go do small jazz for you and e go enter once

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