Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,696 members, 7,809,623 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 12:05 PM

Jerflakes's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Jerflakes's Profile / Jerflakes's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 74 pages)

Crime / Re: Court Denies Adedoyin, Six Staff Bail by jerflakes(m): 11:05am On Mar 07, 2022
The hotel owner killed someone?

1 Like

Career / Re: Is My Boss Diabolic Or Am I Just Being Superstitious? by jerflakes(m): 12:27pm On Mar 01, 2022
superCleanworks:
this one strong oh.

So your boss no see CBN to use jazz for. Na una wey dey manage jeje he wan dey do like that?

The story get as e be

I tire o
Forum Games / Re: Who Can Interpret This Picture? by jerflakes(m): 12:04pm On Feb 24, 2022
MiniComrade:
A man on a chair reaching to some books but he's too short sad

I seriously tire o.

It's very obvious.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Breaks Diplomatic Ties With Russia by jerflakes(m): 12:02pm On Feb 24, 2022
useni1:
Irrelevant cos they will be out in less than a week and a pro-russian government installed in Kiev. America will run away with their tails between their coward legs

Like they always do.

America is the biggest scammer of all the countries.

They promise heaven and earth, then jakpa.

2 Likes

Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: The UK And Our Allies Will Respond Decisively - Borris Johnson by jerflakes(m): 6:17am On Feb 24, 2022
We told them that Putin fears no man, they said it's a lie.

Now they don see am.

US and UK wil make all the noise they want, and nothing will happen.

5 Likes 1 Share

Health / Re: 'New York Patient’ Becomes First Woman To Be ‘Cured Of HIV’ by jerflakes(m): 3:52pm On Feb 16, 2022
OBALOLA55:
WHERE ARE MR AND MRS RAW DEM grin

There are other STDs worse than HIV.

Syphilis, gonorrhoea, genital herpes, warts, Chlamydia and others.

Raw is war.

5 Likes

Politics / Re: General Maude Aminun-Kano's Properties Seized By EFCC (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 3:25pm On Feb 16, 2022
Na animated photo be this?

15 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Omowunmi: OOU Graduate Is Missing In Ogun State (Photo) by jerflakes(m): 11:52am On Feb 15, 2022
donziller:
Whereever you her I cover ur head wit the blood of Jesus...

If this so called blood of Jesus works, then we would not have bad things happening around us.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Sylvester Stallone And His Beautiful Daughters by jerflakes(m): 11:50am On Feb 15, 2022
shantti:


But a daughter needs a male to give birth to a son or a daughter

My point exactly!

As long as you're a human being, you're a blessing.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill Hails Rosy Meurer On Valentine's Day (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:58pm On Feb 14, 2022
Toto decay

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Sylvester Stallone And His Beautiful Daughters by jerflakes(m): 9:57pm On Feb 14, 2022
MufasaLion:


Good! A son is a blessing!

Yes a son is a blessing, but a daughter gives birth to a son.

And a daughter gives birth to a daughter.

So, pray tell, which has more blessings?

4 Likes

Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Negotiated Release Of 25kg Cocaine, Offered $61, 600 Cash - NDLEA by jerflakes(m): 8:00pm On Feb 14, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
From Super cop to drug clearing agent

From tailor to drug clearing agent

1 Like

Crime / Re: Couple Caught With Fresh Human Parts In Ogun by jerflakes(m): 8:33pm On Feb 12, 2022
DemMannaScam:
Erudite skullers

Na dem o shocked

grin

Comrade, no burst my head with laughter

grin

1 Like

Crime / Re: Family Demand Justice For Anambra Businessman Found Dead In Hotel Room (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 9:52pm On Jan 17, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
i am certain the hotel called the police before his body was transfered to the morgue....

It was the police that moved the corpse.

Bloggers are very wicked set of people..

But they've crossed the line this time, they will be sued.

5 Likes

Romance / Re: See What My Flat Mate Told Me Because I Refused Smoking W**d by jerflakes(m): 8:15pm On Jan 05, 2022
Figger:
I don't even know what to type....but a friend with WEED is a friend INDEED.

Tell them brother.

Jah bless you.

1 Like

Romance / Re: If A Girl Is Raped Wearing This Dress, Is It Her Fault? (photo) by jerflakes(m): 8:13pm On Jan 05, 2022
If this turns you on, then you have a problem with your buttons.
Family / Re: Is It Right For My Wife To Serve Her Brother Food Before Me In My Own House by jerflakes(m): 6:10pm On Dec 24, 2021
ignis:
She have been together with the brother long before she met you.

Why she no marry am na?

1 Like 1 Share

Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: 70% Of People Showing Off On IG Are More Fake Than My Bum by jerflakes(m): 4:58am On Dec 17, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Exactly


I believe her on this one

That is why I am not moved or impressed with what I see on social media
Fake Fake life style....

Even that Cubana mother's burial self....the money some people were spraying that day doesn't belong to them.....most were sponsored

No talk am o.

That burial was something else.

Days after the burial, people made a lot of money from what they picked from the ground.

1 Like

Politics / Re: Vincent Ayigor Sentenced To 175-Year Jail Term For Duping American Of $629,287 by jerflakes(m): 5:09am On Dec 14, 2021
Burgerlomo:
A whole doctor for that matter very greedy fellow

Probably PhD, not a medical doctor
Politics / Re: Bandits Kidnapped Sheikh Gumi's Brother & He Paid A Ransom by jerflakes(m): 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2021
Hahaha, nice script.
Politics / Re: DJ Switch Should Be Arrested By Interpol For Instigating Murder Of 36 Police Men by jerflakes(m): 2:55am On Dec 01, 2021
Do you even know the function of Interpol?

3 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Deep Blue Project: FEC Approves ₦6.3bn Contracts For Waterways Surveillance by jerflakes(m): 4:56am On Nov 25, 2021
Ok
Politics / Re: Subsidy Removal: No Provision For N5000 Transport Grant In 2022 Budget – Senate by jerflakes(m): 4:52am On Nov 25, 2021
But there's provision for subsidy?

Once you take off the subsidy, you can channel the money to transport.

It will be more than enough for that.

1 Like

Education / Re: How Persian Empire Conquered Egypt By Deploying Cats In Battlefield by jerflakes(m): 4:12am On Nov 24, 2021
The kain hunger wey go dey Nigeria, we'll start eating cats soon.

Have people already started eating cats ok Nigeria??
Politics / Re: Tinubu Visits Orji Uzor Kalu, Holds Closed-Door Meeting (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 4:53am On Nov 21, 2021
Emergingnation1:
Did Igbo tell you, they want your presidency.....

I tire for people o.
Crime / Re: I'm Crying - See How Scam Is Destroying Lives In Nigeria by jerflakes(m): 11:42pm On Nov 18, 2021
vinceyinnovation:
I like your advertisement wisdom it's top notch.. with your complain you have already won our hearts...

Post your offer here, we will happily be scammed by you..

grin

Hope no dey for this country again

1 Like

Romance / Re: P. by jerflakes(m): 11:38pm On Nov 18, 2021
Look for sex positions that will suit your penis size.

As simple as that
Culture / Re: What Is Agwù In Igbo Tradition? by jerflakes(m): 6:46pm On Nov 17, 2021
MiracleMe7:

Sir, i am not doubting you. But how do we know that Jesus is a white man? Who has seen Jesus?

Or have you fallen for the white man's deceit ideology that paints Jesus white and paints Satan black?

I don't believe whether Jesus is a white or a black man because nobody 1500 yrs ago has seen him while he was on the earth

Well, the Christian bible storybook portrays Jesus as a white man. And besides, Jesus is not a native Nigerian name. So, I don't care about his race. I'd rather focus on my ancestors path. It worked well for them. So it must work well for me too.
Business / Re: I Received Account Number From GTB And I Was Asked To Activate It. by jerflakes(m): 3:37pm On Nov 17, 2021
Giddiebabalaw:
These people just dey upgrade every now and then

Scammers are upgrading because they are now working with bankers.

With the rate of joblessness in the society, who knows the type of dubious characters that now work in banks.

6 Likes 1 Share

Culture / Re: What Is Agwù In Igbo Tradition? by jerflakes(m): 3:36pm On Nov 17, 2021
MiracleMe7:

You make sense, correct!
Those white people have slaved Africans for centuries, even till now.
I wish African leaders will unite and cut off from them with their borrowed money.
Someone told me that when you come to the church abroad you will not see white people there, the majority of people you will see in the church are blacks and few asians

The whites don't go to church, it's weird to them. That's why I'm always in support when royalboutique calls Jesus a dead white man and prophet Muhammad a dead white paedoplile. It sounds insulting but it's a fact.

1 Like

Culture / Re: What Is Agwù In Igbo Tradition? by jerflakes(m): 3:19am On Nov 17, 2021
MiracleMe7:
What do you mean by the underline with a red pen?

You are 100% right. White religion has made us throw away our tradition.

But I hope it does not have negative consequences, I mean the agwu.

Bros, I appreciate you

Isn't is clear that the whites are advancing because they make use of our so-called "idols"? All those Benin artifacts they're now returning is not by choice. It's now giving them so much trouble telling them to return them to Nigeria.

1 Like

Education / Re: 16-year-old Indian Girl Allegedly Raped By 400 Men Including Her Father by jerflakes(m): 3:15am On Nov 17, 2021
That pvssy must be numb by now.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 74 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 45
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.