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Food / Re: [deleted] by jerflakes(m): 10:58pm On May 21, 2019
Bloggingscope:
You are eating village people in disguise angry angry

On a serious note, I heard that Vulture needs to be cooked for hours

My brother, I cooked this beyond hours... Me wey hunger dey wire... I cooked and cooked and cooked till I could cook no more

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Food / [deleted] by jerflakes(m): 10:37pm On May 21, 2019
This topic has been removed

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Celebrities / Re: Can't Wait To Have My Stingy Uncle Home - Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Trump's Tweet by jerflakes(m): 8:28am On May 18, 2019
Harrymig1:
Someone said send back first batch so that second batch can enter. grin

America never see anything yet

How can they get rid of all immigrants?

Impossicant

Send some back home, more will find their way in

Balanced equation

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Practising The Secret Habit (masturbation) In Ramadaan Without Ejaculating by jerflakes(m): 9:45am On May 17, 2019
Masturbating without ejaculation

What nonsense?

Screw you all

Pretenders

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Still Get A Job With My 3rd Class Degree In Accounting? by jerflakes(m): 9:36am On May 16, 2019
Become a senator like Dino

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Sports / Re: Danny Drinkwater Receives 20-Month Driving Ban For Drink-driving by jerflakes(m): 7:54am On May 15, 2019
Drinkwater thought he was drinking water

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Phones / Re: Camon X Pro Taking Pictures Upside Down by jerflakes(m): 2:30am On May 12, 2019
bravesoul247:
it will perfectly ba?

Once

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Phones / Re: Camon X Pro Taking Pictures Upside Down by jerflakes(m): 2:30am On May 12, 2019
ZAWs:
Nothing like "clearing data" etc.
The sensor has stopped working" and that's what tells the camera the position it takes photos.
So contact carlcare for assistance

Why don't you let him try it first before jumping to conclusions.

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Culture / Re: Nigerian Lady Claims To Be Ogbanje As She Celebrates Mammy Water Goddess (photos by jerflakes(m): 8:31pm On May 11, 2019
Umu Ezenwanyi

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Celebrities / Re: Which celebrity death still hurts you by jerflakes(m): 8:25pm On May 11, 2019
Buhari

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Phones / Re: Camon X Pro Taking Pictures Upside Down by jerflakes(m): 7:58pm On May 11, 2019
muyinet:


Thanks for the responses. I'll take it back...it has never bn opened b4.

Thanks. I appreciate.



In "settings", go to "apps and notifications", locate the camera app and "clear cache" and "clear data"

Happened to me

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Business / Re: Arthur Eze Dances "Gbe Body" At An Event by jerflakes(m): 11:10am On Apr 30, 2019
Fomaxcool:


Poor boi can't you make ur own comment without resorting into name calling. Village people is your greatest problem, look at what they've turned you into.

The internet world urgently need to create digital cane; someone needs online flogging as a take away.

grin

You get mouth, no be lie

Fully mouthed

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Honors Fela With Diamond Studded Multi-Million Naira Chain by jerflakes(m): 7:31am On Apr 29, 2019
Afonjashapmouth:
The rate at which he smokes though

burna boy

Burna = "burner"

Burner boy

Always burning trees

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Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle: I Didn't Quit Music, I Only Traveled Abroad by jerflakes(m): 12:46pm On Apr 20, 2019
Who be this?

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Takes The #FreeLeahSharibu Campaign To Mount Everest (Photos) by jerflakes(m): 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2019
pmb is a bastard

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Crime / Re: Internet Fraudster, Obasi Wisdom Bags Jail Term For $29,000 by jerflakes(m): 1:50pm On Apr 11, 2019
sotall:
First he pleaded guilty.

Then this judgement" Justice Mohammed, thereafter, convicted and sentenced him to one month in prison, with an option of N100,000 as fine"


Can someone remind me the value of $29000?

Then compare with 100k naira or one month sentence.


Nigerian judicial system is mad!!

Efcc don collect the money na

The guy doesn't have $29,000 again

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Politics / Re: INEC To Hold Governorship Elections In Kogi, Bayelsa On November 2 by jerflakes(m): 8:28pm On Apr 09, 2019
Aurielfinizu:
Dino will win

Hahaha

Very true

They wan give Yahaya Bello a few extra months make he chop money before Dino go comot am

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Wears Short Transparent Black Dress, Address Haters by jerflakes(m): 10:21am On Mar 25, 2019
BOOOMNAIJA:
I CAN'T PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF LADY IN BED.....

THE SCRIMMAGE OF FATS IN-BETWEEN THOSE LAPS WOULD IMPEDE MY EASY PENETRATION ALL NIGHT... PERHAPS, MY ONLY CONSOLATION WOULD BE WATCHING HER BOOBS FLY FROM NORTH TO SOUTH AS I ROCK AWAY....

You probably have a baby dick

All dudes with small peńisés should go for virgins

Leave these ones for us ... Cos they are too sweeeeeet in bed!

I love my women bbw

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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot, Annie Idibia, Chinedu Ikedieze, Mercy Aigbe In South Africa by jerflakes(m): 11:03am On Mar 22, 2019
See as Desmond Elliot dey look mercy aigbe ... "if I catch you for corner eh, you will have mercy on yourself"

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Politics / Re: See What Army Planned To Do To Soldiers For Misconduct In 2019 Election by jerflakes(m): 8:23am On Mar 16, 2019
LA click LA walk on péńíś

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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: APC Senators Zero In On Lawan by jerflakes(m): 11:46am On Mar 14, 2019
Dannyset:
Lawan deserves it and Orji Uzo gets the Deputy. While Ekweremadu and Dino becomes more useless.

Even Orji uzo Kalu knows that ekweremmadu can never be useless in the senate

He's a force to recon with

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Education / Re: The Bailong Elevator. Tallest In The World (photos) by jerflakes(m): 11:32am On Mar 14, 2019
Sportwin:
Imagine this thing loses power

Humans we play too much

I'm sure they've thought of that

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju Withdraws Membership From "Our Mumu Don Do" After Being Betrayed by jerflakes(m): 10:09am On Mar 13, 2019
Mobsync:
I know this's off topic, but I found this joke funny.

A horse walks into a movie theater, gets his popcorn and a Diet Coke, and sits down in one of the few seats that are left.

He realizes right away there's a cow sitting directly in front of him wearing this huge hat, totally inappropriate to wear indoors, one of the big, tall Stetson hats, completely blocking his view.

So the horse taps the cow on the shoulder. Excuse me?

Cow doesn't budge. No response at all.

So again, the horse taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me?

The cow is like ice. He's like a statue.

So OK, one more time. He taps him on the shoulder. Hey, can you take off your hat?

Cow turns around. And he's like, oh, my God, it's a talking horse.

OK, so what should we do with this unfunny joke?

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Politics / Re: Bauchi Guber Poll:Dogara Blows Hot Over Inconclusive Elections, Warns INEC Chair by jerflakes(m): 8:08pm On Mar 11, 2019
mystic77:
Pls I am in need of help...I did some jobs and wasn't paid, I am currently looking for another with hope and faith I will get one soon..please just help a brother with anything so as to sustain myself cause I have been unable to eat something tangible for some days..I'm the one fending for myself and have no one to help....0766811986....Access bank

BMC member

Ask your lord and personal saviour BUHARI

he will deliver you from hunger

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Sanwo-olu Declared Lagos Gov-elect- THE NATION by jerflakes(m): 7:39pm On Mar 10, 2019
Like play like play, ambode Don go

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Celebrities / Re: Moesha Boduong Celebrates Her 29th Birthday With Sexy Photos by jerflakes(m): 7:06pm On Mar 10, 2019
nepapole:
Ugly farm tool...

grin

Ugly hoe

grin


grin

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Politics / Re: Police Officers And Soldiers Clashed At INEC Office In Rivers by jerflakes(m): 3:08pm On Mar 10, 2019
agbarisocket:
see basterd ohanaeze ojukwu would ran to bush like rat during warr

Is that all?

fück ohaneze and fûck ojukwu, no ones gives a fück about thrm

Now try something else to piss me off pls

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Politics / Re: Police Officers And Soldiers Clashed At INEC Office In Rivers by jerflakes(m): 3:01pm On Mar 10, 2019
hisexcellency34:
2 Soldiers will finish 10 policemen. All they know is to take bribes

You never jam real policemen before

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Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jerflakes(m): 10:20am On Mar 02, 2019
XFrozen:
Glo 4G works on Zero 5 and Zero 4pro Because of their Band 28

Infinix is a rubbish product

Problem No. 2 : on my Note 4 pro, some apps automatically install after I've uninstalled them: facebook and messenger, danger dash, fruit frolic, opera package, a whole bunch of TouchPal, Aha, etc

I spend minutes uninstalling them, then after 24hrs, they reinstall themselves.

That is sooooooooooo annoying

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Phones / Re: Beware! Glo Network Can Kill Your Online Business! by jerflakes(m): 9:28pm On Feb 27, 2019
calddon:
dont take it personal. You can correct better by being polite. My opinion though

OK, thanks

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