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Bloggingscope:
You are eating village people in disguise

On a serious note, I heard that Vulture needs to be cooked for hours

My brother, I cooked this beyond hours... Me wey hunger dey wire... I cooked and cooked and cooked till I could cook no more

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Harrymig1:
Someone said send back first batch so that second batch can enter.

America never see anything yet

How can they get rid of all immigrants?

Impossicant

Send some back home, more will find their way in

Balanced equation

Masturbating without ejaculation

What nonsense?

Screw you all

Pretenders

Become a senator like Dino

Drinkwater thought he was drinking water

bravesoul247:
it will perfectly ba?

Once

ZAWs:
Nothing like "clearing data" etc.
The sensor has stopped working" and that's what tells the camera the position it takes photos.
So contact carlcare for assistance

Why don't you let him try it first before jumping to conclusions.

Umu Ezenwanyi

Buhari

muyinet:
Thanks for the responses. I'll take it back...it has never bn opened b4.

Thanks. I appreciate.

In "settings", go to "apps and notifications", locate the camera app and "clear cache" and "clear data"

Happened to me

Fomaxcool:
Poor boi can't you make ur own comment without resorting into name calling. Village people is your greatest problem, look at what they've turned you into.

The internet world urgently need to create digital cane; someone needs online flogging as a take away.

You get mouth, no be lie

Fully mouthed

Afonjashapmouth:
The rate at which he smokes though

burna boy

Burna = "burner"

Burner boy

Always burning trees

Who be this?

pmb is a bastard

sotall:
First he pleaded guilty.

Then this judgement" Justice Mohammed, thereafter, convicted and sentenced him to one month in prison, with an option of N100,000 as fine"


Can someone remind me the value of $29000?

Then compare with 100k naira or one month sentence.


Nigerian judicial system is mad!!

Efcc don collect the money na

The guy doesn't have $29,000 again

Aurielfinizu:
Dino will win

Hahaha

Very true

They wan give Yahaya Bello a few extra months make he chop money before Dino go comot am

BOOOMNAIJA:
I CAN'T PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF LADY IN BED.....

THE SCRIMMAGE OF FATS IN-BETWEEN THOSE LAPS WOULD IMPEDE MY EASY PENETRATION ALL NIGHT... PERHAPS, MY ONLY CONSOLATION WOULD BE WATCHING HER BOOBS FLY FROM NORTH TO SOUTH AS I ROCK AWAY....

You probably have a baby dick

All dudes with small peńisés should go for virgins

Leave these ones for us ... Cos they are too sweeeeeet in bed!

I love my women bbw

See as Desmond Elliot dey look mercy aigbe ... "if I catch you for corner eh, you will have mercy on yourself"

LA click LA walk on péńíś

Dannyset:
Lawan deserves it and Orji Uzo gets the Deputy. While Ekweremadu and Dino becomes more useless.

Even Orji uzo Kalu knows that ekweremmadu can never be useless in the senate

He's a force to recon with

Sportwin:
Imagine this thing loses power

Humans we play too much

I'm sure they've thought of that

Mobsync:
I know this's off topic, but I found this joke funny.

A horse walks into a movie theater, gets his popcorn and a Diet Coke, and sits down in one of the few seats that are left.

He realizes right away there's a cow sitting directly in front of him wearing this huge hat, totally inappropriate to wear indoors, one of the big, tall Stetson hats, completely blocking his view.

So the horse taps the cow on the shoulder. Excuse me?

Cow doesn't budge. No response at all.

So again, the horse taps him on the shoulder. Excuse me?

The cow is like ice. He's like a statue.

So OK, one more time. He taps him on the shoulder. Hey, can you take off your hat?

Cow turns around. And he's like, oh, my God, it's a talking horse.

OK, so what should we do with this unfunny joke?

mystic77:
Pls I am in need of help...I did some jobs and wasn't paid, I am currently looking for another with hope and faith I will get one soon..please just help a brother with anything so as to sustain myself cause I have been unable to eat something tangible for some days..I'm the one fending for myself and have no one to help....0766811986....Access bank

BMC member

Ask your lord and personal saviour BUHARI

he will deliver you from hunger

Like play like play, ambode Don go

nepapole:
Ugly farm tool...

Ugly hoe

agbarisocket:
see basterd ohanaeze ojukwu would ran to bush like rat during warr

Is that all?

fück ohaneze and fûck ojukwu, no ones gives a fück about thrm

Now try something else to piss me off pls

hisexcellency34:
2 Soldiers will finish 10 policemen. All they know is to take bribes

You never jam real policemen before

XFrozen:
Glo 4G works on Zero 5 and Zero 4pro Because of their Band 28

Infinix is a rubbish product

Problem No. 2 : on my Note 4 pro, some apps automatically install after I've uninstalled them: facebook and messenger, danger dash, fruit frolic, opera package, a whole bunch of TouchPal, Aha, etc

I spend minutes uninstalling them, then after 24hrs, they reinstall themselves.

That is sooooooooooo annoying

calddon:
dont take it personal. You can correct better by being polite. My opinion though

OK, thanks